- You ready?
- Don't hit me hard.
- Are you ready? - I'm so afraid.
- Would this face do anything to you?
- Yes.
- That you wouldn't like?
(dramatic music)
- I'm Devhi.
- I'm Brit.
- I am head of design at Substantial.
- And I'm a senior product designer at Substantial.
- [Man] Who's the boss?
- Yo soy. (laughs)
- She's the boss.
- [Man] Excited to be here?
- Oh yeah. A little nervous.
- [Man] I mean, why?
Why did you decide to do this?
- She asked me and I said yes.
(both laugh)
- [Man] Before or after you saw some previous videos?
- Before, actually.
(both laugh)
She's like, "There's this thing.
You should do it with me."
And I was like, "Okay, I trust you."
- Alright.
Fuck.
Can I cuss?
- [Man] I mean, ask your boss.
- We're outside work.
Yes. (laughs)
- Oh, fuck.
Crack a raw egg in your underpants
for every time you've been late to work
in the past month.
Define-
- Late? - Late.
- Yeah. (laughs)
End up with like a whole dozen eggs in your pants.
(Devhi laughs)
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I'm just gonna fucking drink.
The crisp taste of Rainier. (grunts)
- [Devhi] Just love it.
- Okay.
Fucker.
Oh, God.
(everyone cheers)
- Let your employee massage your face
with their feet for one minute.
(Brit laughs)
Are we talking socks
on or off?
- [Man] Socks off.
- Okay, I hate both massages and feet,
but I'm gonna let you do this.
(both laugh)
- I hope they don't smell. (sniffs)
- You're making me want to back out right now.
(Devhi laughs)
- Oh, this is so awkward.
You're pretty good at this.
(everyone laughs)
- [Man] Three, two, one.
Good job.
(crew claps)
- Is there any dirt on my face?
Is it clear? - What do you think?
Like, I just went through mud?
(Devhi laughs)
- For the rest of the game, assume a deep squat
whenever your opponent aims for your cups.
Grunt like you're taking a fatty shit as they throw.
(both laugh)
Drink if you forget.
I already know I'm gonna forget
to do this every single time,
so I'm just gonna drink.
(Brit grunts)
- Oh, that was beautiful.
- Yeah, I know. (laughs)
- And it's got hair on it.
Pretend to make love to someone in,
oh God, in slow motion for one minute,
but as your boss.
That's really uncomfortable.
- Is that HR appropriate? (laughs)
Is it kind of a base rule if you have to ask?
It's probably a sign. (laughs)
- Let's find out.
- [HR Director] Hey, what's up?
- So, one of the dares,
it's asking me to pretend to make love to someone
in slow motion for one minute,
but as your boss.
- [HR Director] Well, I'm so sorry.
I'm actually at a wedding, so I have to go soon.
But I mean, I feel like if you have to ask,
you probably know the answer.
(both laugh)
- Okay, I'm sorry, dude.
Alright thanks, bye. - Okay, bye.
- Bye.
You nailed that.
- So, we have to ask.
- You nailed that.
I'm gonna puss out.
Yeah, I'm gonna puss out.
You know, real talk.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I had a dream about you one night.
Not me and you, you and somebody else.
And I was in the room when it happened.
And I literally, in my dream, was like, "Nope".
(Devhi laughs)
And just walked out.
- What was the rest of the dream? (laughs)
- [Man] Who was she with?
- I don't know.
Someone random.
It was like, you were shooting porn.
It was weird.
- Thanks. (laughs)
- Fucker.
On speaker phone, call a coworker
and talk shit about your boss.
Oh yeah, done.
- Wait, we just did that.
- No, we're gonna do it again.
Oh, God, this is dangerous.
- I can face the other way.
Watch me turn. - No, not for me
'cause it's obvious that I'm not joking
and I'm hoping that the other person
understands that I'm joking.
- Oh.
Oh. - That's why it's dangerous.
- Well, I'll find out if people really feel bad.
- [Tony] Hello.
- Hey, Tony.
Can we talk about something?
Something's really, really bothering me right now.
- [Tony] Oh my God, girl.
What's up?
- You know Devhi, she straight up told me
that I'm a bad designer.
- [Tony] I mean, she's been gunning for you
for a long time, so this doesn't really surprise me.
Yeah, it's a problem.
- It is a problem.
I'm sorry, I'm crying right now.
I'm sorry.
- [Tony] Oh, honey it's okay.
If I was there, I would hug you.
Let's just hug it out and yeah.
We'll talk about next steps.
- Okay, thanks buddy.
(crew claps)
- What?
Hug it out, hug it out.
- Fuck, they are going wild.
- Yes. - Goddamn it.
Let your boss give you a makeover.
(Devhi gasps)
Alright.
- Yes. (laughs)
I'm so excited.
- I know you are.
- Did you ever watch that cartoon Jem?
- You know, when I was like four.
- Yeah, we're gonna go for that.
(Devhi laughs)
I'm putting lipstick on you. (laughs)
- Lipstick's my fucking favorite.
- This is what happens when we hangout outside of work.
(Devhi laughs)
- Fuck my life.
Oh, what do we got here?
What's happening right now?
- You're being crowned for your glorious princess-ness.
- Oh, God.
Oh, God, I'm so ugly, fuck.
(all laugh)
- Let your employee pie you in the face.
- Oh fuck, yes.
- What kind of pie is it?
Is it like banana cream?
Is it whipped cream?
Is it apple pie?
Can I eat it?
- Oh, you'll eat it alright.
Any last words?
- Don't hit me really hard, just-
- You ready?
- Don't hit me hard.
I'm so afraid. - Are you ready?
- I'm so afraid.
- Look at this face.
Would this face do anything to you?
- Yes.
- That you wouldn't like?
- I trust you.
(crew claps)
You want some?
- I'm good, thanks though. (laughs)
I love you, Devhi.
Look how far that went.
Holy shit. (laughs)
- This is the last one.
- Get the dare.
- Go live on Instagram or Facebook
and ask your followers if they have
any hot tips for constipation.
(Brit laughs)
Keep asking until more than 10 people are watching.
I mean, I like talking about poop.
It's a natural thing.
- You should go live on Instagram.
- I'm gonna drink it.
Oh, I got to get better 'cause I don't want
to do what you want me to do.
- Yeah, we have dares up on this.
- [Man] What?
- Yep. - Yeah.
- We have our own.
- [Man] What is it?
- She loses, you're gonna do a two minute musical
in front of the entire company in a dress.
- And if I win, Devhi has to lip sync to,
you also have to dress like,
Dolly Parton, "Nine to Five" in front of the entire office.
- I don't know that song, though.
(Brit sings)
I don't know what any of this means. (laughs)
- Anyway, so we're just gonna.
- Okay.
(everyone cheers)
Well, I guess we're doing it.
- Waiting for the good pose.
Go for it.
(crew claps)
- That was really amazing.
- Yeah, I'm a little drunk right now. (laughs)
- I am, too.