- [Dave] Hey hey. Saulina. Who is this guy?
Who the **** you talking to?
- [Saul] Sorry I just… I’m a fan of his.
So I wanted to see if he wanted to have a drink with me.
- [OBON] Excuse me… She’s… yeah.
- [Dave] Are you out of your mind?
- [OBON] Nothing. Nothing.
- [Saul] Can we try this one?
Okay. I want to be a hot, drunk girl at the bar.
You guys could be whatever you want to be but I want you to be like a rich—
Not a rich. I want you to be OBON.
And I’m your fan.
- [OBON] Yeah. - [Saul] And I’m hitting on you.
- [OBON] Oh… Hitting me?
- [Sam] Like not punching you. Like tryna…
- [Sam] Like she wants to…
- [OBON] Ah this is fiction right?
- [Saul] Yeah we’re gonna—
- [Sam] No no. It’s definitely not nonfiction.
Because he is not a sexy woman.
- [OBON] Ahhh.
- [Saul] So you’re drinking whiskey.
- [Saul] This is whiskey. - [OBON] Oh okay okay okay.
- [Saul] And this is a… A sangria.
‘Cause it’s happy hour.
- [Sam] How much did you pay for it?
- [OBON] Okay whiskey.
- [Sam] Is it two for one?
- [Saul] Two for one.
And you bought it for me.
So you’re gonna come back—
You guys are going to come back and get mad?
- [OBON] I’m drunken? - [Saul] Yeah. However you want to.
- [OBON] I’m not drunken right? - [Saul] However you want.
- [OBON] Okay.
- [Dave] You’re still cool guy.
- [Saul] Oh my god. Are you OBON?
- [OBON] Ah. Yes right.
- [Saul] You were on that BOYS24 show right?
- [OBON] Ahh. Yes. - [Saul] You are so cute.
- [OBON] Ahah. Thank you so much. - [Saul] Oh my god.
Can I take a picture with you?
- [OBON] Oh of course. Sure, why not?
- [Saul] You mind if I…?
- [OBON] Of course. Of course.
- [Saul] Wow. - [OBON] Wow.
- [Saul] So nice to finally meet you.
- [OBON] Ahahaha.
- [Saul] Do you have a girlfriend? - [OBON] Ah not yet.
- [Saul] No? - [OBON] Yeah, no…
- [Saul] Not yet huh… - [OBON] Not yet…
- [Saul] Wow. Anyways… What are you doing here?
Do you live around here?
- [OBON] I’m drinking… whiskey... alone.
- [Saul] Ohh. I like to drink whiskey with cute boys like you.
- [OBON] Oh... But sometimes…
I’d rather… I’d rather… Drink alone... Than with people.
- [Dave] Hey hey. Saulina. Who is this guy?
Who the **** you talking to?
- [Saul] Sorry I just… I’m a fan of his.
So I wanted to see if he wanted to have a drink with me.
- [OBON] Excuse me… She’s… yeah.
- [Dave] Are you out of your mind?
- [OBON] Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Just… Just…
- [Saul] I’m sorry. I’m sorry… I’m sorry Steve.
I just… I’m just really into K-Pop these days.
- [Dave] Alright. I’m going to go to the bathroom. Get this over with.
- [Saul] Do you think I can have your phone number?
- [OBON] I’m sorry… - [Sam] Hey Saulina.
- [OBON] I'm sorry. I don’t have phone.
- [Sam] A phone or a pone?
- [Sam] A phone. A phone.
- [Saul] What do you mean you don’t have a phone.
- [Sam] Saulina. Hey. It’s your shot.
I bought the last drink.
Are you going to buy the drinks or not?
- [Saul] Okay. I’ll buy the next one for us.
- [Sam] Now. I’m getting thirsty over here.
- [Saul] Okay. I’ll be right back. Nice to meet you OBON.
- [OBON] Nice to meet you too.
- [Sam] Hey what’s up man. - [OBON] Hey.
- [Sam] How ya doing? - [OBON] I’m doing great.
- [Sam] Yeah? - [OBON] And you?
- [Sam] Not bad. Not bad.
- [OBON] Oh… - [Sam] So… You met Saulina.
- [OBON] Yup. - [Sam] What’d you think?
- [OBON] Um… She’s too… She’s too sensitive.
- [Sam] She’s too sensitive? - [OBON] Yeah. Too sensitive.
- [Sam] She can be a little sensitive.
- [OBON] Yeah yeah. Too picky.
- [Sam] Too picky?
- [OBON] Yeah. Picky. Picky.
- [Sam] Yeah she seems like… It seems like she likes you.
- [OBON] Really? - [Sam] Yeah.
- [OBON] I don’t think that way. - [Dave] Saulina.
- [Dave] If I ever see you talking to another guy again. I swear to God.
- [OBON] Huh? - [Saul] I’m sorry.
- [Dave] Just keep going.
- [Sam] She seems like she’s into you.
- [OBON] Really? - [Sam] Yeah.
- [OBON] Why? Why she like me?
- [Sam] I don’t know. She asked for your number.
- [Dave] What the hell is K-Pop?
- [Saul] K-Pop is like pop music in America but made by cute Korean guys.
- [Dave] Korea?
- [Sam] You should give her your number.
- [OBON] Oh… But… - [Sam] Aye. She’s famous around here.
- [OBON] Yeah?
- [Sam] She knows how to have a good time.
- [Dave] I’ll be waiting in the car.
- [Saul] Sorry. I had to poop. - [OBON] Yeah? Poop?
- [Saul] I said sorry I had to poop. - [OBON] Ohhh…
- [Saul] Sorry American girls just like talk about it when they have to poop.
I know that’s so like… extra.
- [OBON] How are you now? - [Saul] How am I now?
- [OBON] Yeah…
- [Saul] I feel about 10 pounds lighter.
- [OBON] Mhmm!
- [Sam] That’s a bit sensitive of you.
- [OBON] Your personality is very outgoing and cool.
- [Saul] Thank you so much. - [OBON] I like your personality.
- [Saul] Did you talk to my friend?
- [OBON] Yup.
- [Sam] Sorry. Is that my drink by the way?
- [Saul] Oh sorry… I forgot about the drink.
Sorry I forgot about the drink.
I’ll be right back.