- Of course, the second that I start recording,
the sirens come out, the backup beeping comes out,
I come out.
But you already knew that. (chuckles)
Unless you're new here.
In that case, hi, my name's Alayna Joy.
I make videos mostly about the queer community
here on this channel.
Sex, dating, relationships.
But sometimes, I react to cut videos,
but then other times, I plan to react to a cut video
and I find a video of somebody else
reacting to the cut video that I wanna react to,
so I go into that video to find the link
to the cut video that I wanna react to,
and it turns out it's not a cut video at all,
but it's actually Joey Graceffa
like kind of imitating a cut video, not reacting to one,
but like actually making his own version.
And so, today, we're reacting to that.
(bell dinging)
Because do I wanna keep pretending that gaydar is real
and seeing if I have it?
Yes.
Last thing before we get started,
make sure you follow me on Instagram, as always,
because that's where the magic happens.
And let's jump into it.
- My name is Claire and I'm straight.
- I'm Charlotte and I'm straight.
- My name is Madison and I'm straight.
- Hi, my name's Sarah and I'm straight.
- Hi, my name's Amanda and I am straight.
- Hi, my name's Sarah and I'm straight.
- Hi, I'm Joey and I'm gay,
here to find my fellow LGBT ally.
- Okay, so every single one of these people,
they just went one by one, roundhouse style,
and all claimed to be straight, but one of them's a liar?
One of 'em's trying to hoodwink us?
For a second, when they started introducing themselves,
I thought they were immediately gonna tell us
which one was the lesbian, and then it was gonna be like,
ha-ha, funny, Joey tries to guess
and like we know and he doesn't, but no.
One of them's liar liar pants on fire.
So let's try that one more time and see what the vibes are.
But before we get into the rest
of the lesbian detective work, I'd like to thank Dossier
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Ooh, this...
(popping)
(laughs)
this scent is a MILF.
This is a hot mom.
This is a hot mom scent.
Oh my God, your hot gay mom totally wears this.
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(box slamming)
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Oh.
This doesn't smell gay to me. (laughs)
This is soft, gentle, and sweet,
so maybe this is a baby gay?
Gourmand White Flowers is a baby gay.
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(box slamming)
Ooh.
I knew I would like this one, oh my God.
This smells European,
so I guess this scent is a European gay?
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'cause they sure make sense to me.
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Those were all delicious.
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- My name is Claire and I'm straight.
- Claire, my name is Claire and I'm straight.
(sighs) Maybe.
I feel like it's all kind of queer vibes,
except for the eyebrows.
This (chuckles), disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer.
Obviously, all of my guessing is based on stereotypes?
I guess?
Based on my own gay little heart?
And important to note, all of these women signed up,
obviously, for this video to be guessed about.
Right?
So I think that makes it okay, like they've consented?
I don't know.
Okay, Claire could be, could be, but the eyebrows though.
- I'm Charlotte and I'm straight.
- Okay, Charlotte is cute.
Not necessarily giving queer vibes,
but the amount that she blinked when she said straight,
that's liar vibes.
It may not be lesbian vibes, but it's liar vibes.
- I'm Madison and I'm straight.
- Okay, is Madison a red herring?
Madison gives off (chuckles)
like the straightest of the straight girl vibes.
I'm sure she loves queer people,
I'm sure she's a wonderful ally,
or maybe she's...
a lesbian.
Maybe she's a lesbian in straight girl's clothing.
- My name's Sarah and I'm straight.
- Sarah also gives off, Sarah gives off queer vibes,
Sarah gives off queer vibes, but maybe it's too easy.
Maybe she just loves books.
- My name's Amanda and I am straight.
- Hi, my name- - Amanda gives off bi vibes.
Immediately.
- Hi, my name's Sarah and I'm straight.
- And second Sarah gives off some queer vibes.
Second Sarah gives off some queer vibes.
She got the cross necklace.
Could be an attempt to trick us,
being like she can't be gay because look, she loves God,
when like, you can totally be gay
and also be a Christian or into religion.
So like maybe that's a trick.
Maybe they're trying to trick us.
- There's a fellow gay within these group.
Who is it?
Reveal yourself!
Does anybody have a significant other?
- No. - No?
- Okay, so he asked some questions.
- Like kind of?
A situationship? - Yeah.
(laughter)
- Okay.
Wait, you do have someone? - I do, yeah.
- Oh, how long have you guys been together?
- Okay. - Okay.
And is it a boy or a girl?
- Charlotte has a significant other.
- Yeah, his name's Nick.
- Nick? - Yeah.
- Nick-ole? - No.
(laughter)
- Just Nick. - Nicholas.
(laughter)
- Okay.
In talking about her boyfriend, her boyfriend, Nick,
again, she's convincing, except for the blinking.
But is the blinking just because she's nervous
being on camera, being asked these questions.
Maybe she's nervous because she hates gay people
and doesn't wanna be confused with one.
Just kidding.
- Has anybody been confused for being lesbian ever?
- Some people have said that they thought maybe I was.
- Oh.
- That's a no. (laughs)
That's a no from, what was her name?
Madison?
The nails, again, could be a red herring.
There are many queer women,
many queer people who have long nails.
I'm just not getting gay vibes.
- Okay, and what did you say in response to that?
- Thanks for the compliment, but I'm straight.
(laughter)
- Everyone thinks I'm a lesbian.
- Thanks for the compliment, but I'm straight.
(laughs)
Yeah, no, Maddie's not our girl.
I mean...
Unless. (chuckles)
- For some odd reason- - Oh.
- Or like bi. - Okay.
- I think it's my personality though.
- Yeah.
- And I think it's because I DJ too, so I don't know.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Like you're funny, and I'm like,
so I'm funny 'cause I'm gay?
(laughter)
Like that's weird- - Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay.
The second Sarah, she has, it's the voice.
She's got kind of that like raspy queer voice thing
going on, and DJing, gay.
These these women are all gay. (chuckles)
- Yeah, I kissed the girl and it was wet
and never went back.
I didn't really like that. - And it was wet?
(laughter)
- It was just too wet. - Oh.
- It was like, it's two in the morning, why are so wet?
- Lip gloss. - Yeah, it's weird.
It was spit. - Oh.
- It was just, I didn't know what was going on, but yeah.
- Okay, so Sarah number two with the cross,
I wanna pretty definitively say it's not her
because that was a very specific story
to just like pull outta nowhere.
To be able to just whip out the story
of the one time you kissed a girl and you didn't like it
'cause her lips were too wet, that's convincing.
That's convincing that she's not our secret lesbian.
- Is anybody sus of anybody right now?
- I think you're the lesbian.
- The pants.
(suspicious music)
- Yeah. - I was thinking-
- I stopped because she's the only one in the dress.
- Oh.
- I don't know, it was just right because,
okay, so leather pants is like dressed kind of halfway
in like the bisexual uniform, right?
Red hair is in the like sundress and sneakers.
That's granola gay vibes.
We need to hear from Sarah number one in the red shirt.
Let's hear from her too.
- Answer some questions, Sarah.
I wanna hear your answers.
- Mm-hmm, Sarah is a little quiet.
- I've never, I've never kissed a girl, so I'm lost.
(laughs)
- Sure.
- Okay, we just got every answer that we need.
She said, I'm taking in my data.
She loves books. (chuckles)
- Have you ever had a girlfriend?
- No.
- The single ladies.
Are you guys on dating apps?
- I hate dating apps.
- Ope, Sarah, that wasn't very convincing.
But again, is it not convincing, or are you nervous?
Is it not convincing because you're lying
or are you just nervous?
This is hard.
- What was like your guys' first moment where you knew,
you were like, I love boys.
- Mason from Wizards of Waverly Place.
- Yes. - Good choice.
- He was- - Your straight awakening?
(laughter)
- This is a good question.
This is a good question.
Who are they all gonna say?
Mason from Wizards of Waverly Place, that,
he's got lesbian vibes. (laughs)
Claire, you, you're confusing me
because that man could be a lesbian.
So your straight crush on him doesn't get you any points.
- You're giving very- - Gay.
- Straight. - Oh, thanks.
- Oh, whoa. - I was thinking the opposite.
I was just getting this, the vibe.
- (gasps) Wait.
Wait.
No straight person in their right mind,
like who holds any sort of like progressive,
inclusive belief system, would respond to,
you are looking very straight with thank you.
Right?
Like you'd have to be...
Hmm.
Going back.
- You're giving very straight.
- Oh, thanks. - I was thinking the opposite.
- You're giving very straight.
Thanks.
I don't think, I don't think an actually straight woman
in this circle would say that, right?
(sighs) Oh my God, this is hurting my head.
Okay, all four of them are wearing Converse.
These are our top four contenders.
Round one.
Oh, the vote. - I picked Sarah B.
- Which one?
- (laughs) Sarah B in the red. - Sarah B in the red.
- [Man] Doesn't even wanna hear it, you're walking off.
(laughter)
- Oh, and now she leaves.
- Everybody here has kissed a girl?
- Yes.
- I think it matters who, or like the setting-
- Mine were my best friend so I could do it
just to say I did. - Okay.
- No, I did that when I was, again, when I was 11
and she actually turned out to be lesbian.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- You probably introduced her. - Yeah, I-
(laughter)
- I think that was my gay awakening.
- Yeah.
- Gay awakening.
Do straight people know the term gay awakening?
Sundress.
Sundress is either our secret lesbian,
bi, pan, queer in some way, or an excellent ally.
- I don't know, it was like in the summer,
everybody was chillin'.
My friend and I were like, yo, like, you wanna make out?
And I was like it, (bleep) it, bro.
And then we just just went at it, and then-
- Just went at it.
That felt like one of the gay secrets
that you all send me for my gay secrets videos.
I swear I've read that exact secret.
- But then, what's like the most lesbian thing about you?
- Okay, love that.
This is gonna be a good test
because who is going to say the most queer-coded thing?
Who's gonna say something that is actually understood
within the community to be queer?
Like what, who understands queer culture?
- I think it's 'cause I'm tall and I'm funny.
I don't know.
Is it that or 'cause I-
- I think you have a deep voice.
- I have a deep-
- This is what I'm saying.
Tall and funny is not queer culture.
The deep voice, did I not say that,
that people probably think she's a lesbian
because of her deep voice?
And what does Sundress say?
I think her name was Charlotte.
(popping)
What does Charlotte say?
I think it's because you have a deep voice.
I'm on to you.
I'm on to you, Sundress.
Amanda, Charlotte, still Amanda.
Amanda.
Every time they vote, that person leaves.
And I guess we're gonna be left with one person in the end.
So are they voting for who they think is the lesbian
or who they think is not the lesbian?
I'm confused about the rules.
I don't get it.
Why would they leave if they were voted for?
- [Man] The group has voted Amanda.
- Well, ladies, I agree, it's Amanda.
She already knew.
She has a sixth sense, she said, ESP.
I already know he picked me.
- So they're trying to vote out the secret lesbian.
As a format, that makes very little sense to me, but okay.
- Do you think we already got rid of the lesbian?
- Yeah. - Yes.
- I feel like it, I feel like it.
- Do you think it's her?
- I don't know, I just have this feeling but...
- I am honestly still lost.
I feel like it wasn't-
- It's because she's giggly,
and people don't think lesbians can be giggly,
or wear dresses.
Surprise, surprise, we can do both.
I think it's either Charlotte or blue crop top.
Claire, Chloe, cardamom.
- Does size matter?
- I think, I think so. - What kind of size?
- [Woman] Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with probably-
- Oh, okay, but now Sundress.
Hold on.
Now Sundress has to explain to Sarah
what they mean by does size matter?
Now I'm confused.
I thought, I had eliminated Sarah 100% in my mind,
but now she's back on my radar.
- Always is the motion of the ocean.
- Oh. - Yeah.
(laughter)
So it depends on what you do with it.
A nice length to like hit all the spots,
but also like it's how you use the tools you're given.
- The tools, how you use the tools you're given.
Strap on.
She means strap on.
Okay, we're voting again.
Amanda, Charlotte, Claire.
Okay, her name is Claire.
- I chose Sarah B.
(sad music)
I hope I was right.
- I'm still not entirely convinced.
(laughter)
- I'm so confused.
I don't understand this concept of voting people out
and you're voting out who you think is the lesbian
and then they leave.
I don't understand that.
You would think you'd be voting out
who you don't think, like who you think is the most straight
and you're like trying to narrow it down
to who the lesbian is, right?
Or it would be like if you vote out the lesbian early,
they tell you.
Okay, nevermind, I'm not, (chuckles) I'm just react,
I'm supposed to be reacting, not producing.
Okay, let's find out who's the secret lesbian.
Write in the comments who you think it is.
Okay?
I'll give you a second now.
Have you written it?
Okay.
- [Man] Real lesbian, please step-
- Oh, I guess I have to say my final.
Ah.
I'm stuck between the three of them.
Claire, I can't really remember any of her answers,
but something about her just has me questioning.
Okay, the fact that I don't remember
any of her answers makes me think
that nothing she has said has been quite sus enough
for her to be our choice.
Charlotte is very convincing
when she's talking about her boyfriend
and the size that she likes.
But really, knowing a preference in terms of size
really actually tells you nothing
about whether or not somebody is gay for various reasons.
Tools, like she said.
Not all people who have penises are men, second of all.
So that actually really doesn't tell us much.
She's convincing though with the boyfriend stuff,
but she keeps using queer-coded language.
And then Sarah on the end, she gives queer vibes.
She really does.
Like okay, if I was just going off of gaydar alone,
I would say Sarah on the end.
She pings my gaydar.
If I'm going off of like
trying to really deconstruct everything
that was happening in this video, I would go Charlotte.
So do I have to pick just one?
(sighs) I guess those are the rules.
I can't decide!
CharluSarah.
Chara.
Sarlett?
Chara and Sarlett.
That's who I'm going with.
- [Man] Will the real lesbian please step forward?
- Who is it?
Reveal yourself! (gasps)
- I knew it! - What?
- Boy!
- I told you!
I told you! - You knew?
- I knew! - That makes sense!
That makes sense.
- Good job!
(laughter)
- That- - Wait.
- That makes sense.
That just goes to show that you can't figure out
somebody's sexuality based on stereotypes.
You can't figure out somebody's sexuality
just by looking at them.
You can't figure out somebody's sexuality
by the tone of their voice.
You can try and figure out somebody's sexuality,
one, by asking them, two, by like seeing if their language,
the communities that they're a part of, is it queer coded?
You know?
Like obviously, there's no surefire way,
other than to like befriend them, know them,
and ask them in an appropriate setting.
But just going off of vibe,
it could definitely lead you astray.
- Your gaydar is- - Good job!
(laughter)
- Okay, so Claire really knew. - Wait.
I thought for sure it was you.
- Babe, I'm just wild.
(laughter)
- Babe, I'm just wild.
- Are you an actress? - I am, yes.
(laughter)
But also 19 years in the closet, so-
- Wow. - Wow.
Wow, that was a roller coaster.
I had fun.
How are you feeling?
Can we say she got us or did we get her?
Come on.
We were close, right?
We were close.
Can you give me that one?
Can I count that?
Can this be a W for me?
A huge thank you, as always, to my VIP patrons,
my vitally important producers, for supporting my content
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You make this content possible, so thank you.
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And that is it for this video.
Thank you so much for watching
and I'll see you in the next one.
Bye!
(banging)
Also, before I get started, hot tip,
you can make anything an outfit
if you just like put on a cute top.
These are fully sweatpants.
I'm fully in sweatpants right now,
but because the sweatpants are like loose and baggy
and also high waisted, I just like pair it
with this form-fitting nice, cute top,
and suddenly, it's a fit.
And if you did know, don't tell me.