>>> SO JUST FOR THE RECORD, I
DONT SPEND A LOT OF TIME
WATCHING FOX NEWS OR THE BS
FACTORY AS CNNs JIM ACOSTA
COLORFULLY DUBBED THEM.
I LIKE TO BE IN REALITY, RATHER
THAN STIMULATING AMYGDALA TO BE
ON EDGE.
BUT OTHERS WHO WATCH FOX NEWS SO
YOU DONT HAVE TO, THREE TIMES
IN LAST MONTH TUCKER CARLSON
TOOK TIME OFF FROM BADGING
STRANGERS IN PARKS TO DEMAND
THEY SHOW HIM THEIR UNMASKED
FACES, CALLED ME THE RACE LADY.
I USED TO RUN TRACK BUT IM NOT
THAT FAST.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?
HMM. >> WATCH THE RACE LADY ON MSNBC,
>> WATCH THE RACE LADY ON MSNBC,
HARVARD EDUCATED, TOTALLY
OPPRESSED, RACIST CLAIMS.
THE RACE LADY FROM MSNBC PUTTING
HARVARD DEGREE TO WORK.
WAIT A SECOND, NOW YOURE
CONFUSING US.
JOY REID, THE RACE LADY ON MSNBC
TOOK A QUICK BREAK FROM
HARANGUING WHITEY YESTERDAY.
>> DID HE SAY WHITEY?
OH, HONEY, IS THIS REALLY ABOUT
ME FIXATING ON RACE OR YOU
FIXATING ON RACE?
I MEAN WHEN YOU RECENTLY WENT
OFF ON ME FOR CONTINUING TO MASK
UP POST VACCINE JOGGING IN
CROWDED CENTRAL PARK, YOU
WEIRDLY
WEIRDLY THREW IN ATTENDING
HARVARD.
FELT LIKE DOG WHISTLE.
DID YOU WANT TO GO AND THEY
REJECT YOU?
AND THINK THEY LET THE RACE LADY
IN, AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, UGH.
I GOT INTO HARVARD, YALE, VASSAR
AND UNIVERSITY OF DENVER TOO
BECAUSE I HAD REALLY HIGH GPA
AND FANTASTIC S.A.T. SCORES,
THATS HOW AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
LOOKS.
SCHOOLS SEARCH FOR SMART PEOPLE
FROM DIVERSE BACKGROUNDS SO
THEYRE NOT AS DRY AS THE MAJOR
SPORTS LEAGUES WERE BEFORE THEY
DESEGREGATED.
MAYBE YOU DIDNT HAVE GREAT
SCORES AND NEEDED GIRLFRIENDS
DADDY TO HELP YOU GET INTO
COLLEGE, DOESNT MEAN YOU DONT
HAVE AMAZING PEM IN YOUR LIFE
WHO LOVE YOU.
AND YOU HAD FUN AT TRINITY AFTER
YOU WERE BOUGHT IN RIGHT?
WHAT WAS THE DAN WHITE SOCIETY?
YOU KNOW WHAT, MOVING ON.
JUST BECAUSE THE CIA REJECTED
YOUR APPLICATION, I MEAN LOOK,
THINGS TURNED OUT FINE FOR YOU.
HAD A GREAT CAREER HERE AT
MSNBC -- ACTUALLY THAT DIDNT
WORK OUT.
GREAT ON CNN THOUGH, UNTIL JOHNN
STEWART HUMILIATED BUT.
BUT YOURE FINE.
GOING GREAT FOR YOU.
RACE THING, IM NOT ONE WHO
SPOOLS OUT OVER MY NEIGHBORHOOD
CHANGING LIKE A SEGREGATIONIST
HOUSEWIFE FROM THE 1950s.
THATS YOU, TUCKEMS.
AND NOT SPOUTING CONSPIRACY
THEORY THAT WHITE PEOPLE WILL BE
REPLACED BY DEMOCRATIC PARTY
CONSPIRACY TO REPLACE THEM.
THATS THE TIKI TORCH NAZIS,
THATS YOU.
REASON I CONTINUE TO MASK UP IN
CROWDED SPACES IS BECAUSE I
DONT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HEARD
ABOUT THE COURT CASE WHERE YOUR
BOSSES SAID YOUR SHOW WASNT
NEWS.
THEY LISTEN TO YOU LIKE YOU ARE
THE NEWS AND I DONT TRUST
THEYRE TAKING PRECAUTIONS
AGAINST COVID RATHER THAN
FREAKING OUT AGAINST A PIECE OF
CLOTH AND BUSTING INTO TARGET TO
COUGH ON THE PRODUCTS LIKE
TOUTING MEASLES BLANKETS WITH
THEM.
YOURE KEEPING US STEEPED IN
RAGE AND PARANOIA, AND REASONS
YOURE KEEPING AMERICA WELL HAV