- See this is a lesson in life.
You have to get through the bad to get to the good
but if you're putting toxic waste in your mouth
you probably have bigger problems in your life.
Hi, I'm Sean McLaughlin
otherwise known as Jacksepticeye online.
And I'm here to play, suck it up.
It's like never have I ever, but for everything I have done-
Never have I ever regretted a collab with another YouTuber.
Should we name drop?
Should we call everyone out?
I have to eat one of these sour candies.
And as the questions get harder, the candies get more sour.
Yo- (gags, cough) Oh my God.
Let's do this.
(upbeat music continues)
I used to be really good at sour tolerance when I was a kid
but now I get, I'm like an old man
with acid reflux and a stupid little baby mouth.
So we'll see what happens.
I don't really do sour candies that much.
My tongue will bleed.
Never have I ever gotten tired
of my own catchphrase and intro.
This is (bleeps) up that you would put this in here.
Yes, of course I have.
Who hasn't?
I think anyone that's had a catchphrase
and has it said back to them 1,000,001 times.
Not only that, but I've had to listen
to myself editing it for like 4,000 videos.
Top of the morning to ya, laddies.
Top the morning to ya, laddies.
So yeah, I've gotten tired and sick of my own intro
every now and then.
That's why I don't really do it as often anymore
but people love it.
So I throw it in every now and then.
Okay, I'm going green 'cause that's my favorite flavor.
These ones are just good.
I like these ones.
I could down all of these.
Thanks, guys, this is a great day.
Now you have to hear me answer more questions
with like spit in my mouth.
Never have I ever preferred Twitch over YouTube.
No, never.
'Cause I like editing my content. (laughs)
I don't think this needs to be live.
I think this is better when it's edited.
I love crafting a video, editing it, making jokes,
having the pace of it be quicker.
Whenever I stream, I run out of steam after like two hours
and I have a very high bar when it comes
to my own content when I'm doing it.
So no.
Never have I ever thought Irish food was better
than American food.
This is entrapment, you know, it's, that's,
you can't do this to me.
We have some Irish staple foods.
I just did a video where I like reacted to a video
of Korean people trying like Irish stew for the first time.
- (speaking Korean)
- Bussing.
Hell yeah, dad, get in there.
And I miss it so much.
I want to try Irish stew again.
And we don't have that many like staple foods
like some countries would have.
Not only Irish food but European food in general
because we have regulations and laws about how much sugar
and fat and stuff you can put in your food.
And you guys are messed up over here.
'Cause I get a portion of food and I'm like,
you know, I'm one person, right?
You have seen me.
So yes, Irish food better.
Super lemon.
Wow, this one feels nice.
This could be a fidget toy.
Oh God.
That's a big difference.
Jesus Christ.
I feel like if I was like eight years old it'd be like
ooh yum.
Now I'm a 33 year old man and I'm like,
what's wrong with people?
Oh god. It's like licking someone's warts.
Oh, now it's pretty nice.
Once the coating of agony wears off, it's pretty good.
Now it's just a nice little lemon ball in my mouth.
That's for the fans.
Never have I ever wanted to take part
in a Creator Clash Fight.
Ha. I haven't wanted to take part in a Creator Clash Fight
because they asked me if I wanted to be part
of Creator Clash and I said no,
because I value my brain far too much.
I already don't think well.
I'm already stupid.
So I feel like if I got into a fight with someone
and got punched in the face repeatedly.
I knew it. I knew it.
- I would win every time 'cause I'm the best.
- I knew it.
Imagine taking a low bar and just taking the bar out.
And I get headaches all the time.
I have neck issues.
I have a pinched nerve in my neck
every day since I've been traveling.
I just can't do it.
I get tinnitus really badly.
I would not be good in a fight, let's face it.
But I am Irish so maybe there's a dog in me somewhere
and I also don't wanna lose in front of anybody.
It's like, yeah you win and like yeah great
I get to gloat about that.
But if you lose, you're shamed and excommunicated
from the YouTube system.
I'm sorry to everyone who lost at Creator Clash.
That was part of the stipulation.
You're not YouTubers anymore.
Never have I ever thought I had better hair than Markiplier.
Come on.
No, I haven't.
- [Mark] What is Markiplier's real hair color?
Here. Here it is.
There it is.
- I'm growing out my hair now and everyone's like,
"Oh, it's discount Markiplier."
I'm like (bleeps) you.
- Go on, hit me hard.
Oh. (laughs)
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- He's had longer hair far longer than I have
and the dude has genetics built in a lab.
My parents were probably cousins way back
in the day that ended up making me look like this.
So no I haven't.
Thank God this isn't like a polygraph test.
Never have I ever wanted to change
my YouTube profile picture.
Ooh, I have.
But only recently.
I, well I want to change it just for the fact
that it's been the same thing for like 10 years
and I'm like, maybe I'll change it
but I know I shouldn't because it's so identifiable that
and the banner have been on the channel for so long
and it really doesn't matter what it looks like.
There's no idea good or better enough than my current ones.
So I just haven't done it.
So this one's a warhead.
I've never actually had warheads
but this is like the American candy.
Okay, what what flavor's good?
Doesn't matter, I'm not gonna (bleeps)
taste any of it anyway.
I'll go green just for the septic nature that we have.
Oh that is not good.
Jesus. It keeps going.
The (bleeps) is wrong with this thing?
Oh my god. It's in my teeth now.
Oh and then it passes
and then you suck the coating off of it.
There's a sound byte for you.
And then it's fine and then it's just hard candy.
That wasn't just that it tasted sour.
That just tasted like (bleeps).
They don't, they don't taste good.
Who sits down and is like, oh it's movie night,
let's get some (bleeps) Warheads.
You're a warhead.
Again, does anybody over the age of 10 eat these?
- [Speaker 1] I think we like partake
in the most sales of Warheads.
- So what you're saying is you're at the problem.
- [Speaker 1] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nice.
I just really wanna show off how powerful my mouth is.
I'm in The Crucible now.
Never have I ever stopped playing a game
because it was too scary.
No, too scary?
I love horror games.
Good to see the stairs to hell are still blocked.
(shouts, continues yelling)
Like everything we do in videos is like sure we react
strongly to it but we're also making entertainment
at the end of the day and you want people to have fun
and big reactions and it's just fun to do that.
But no, I've never stopped playing a game when
it was too scary 'cause what am I a child?
Clearly not 'cause I (bleeps) hate all these candies
except Sour Skittles.
You guys are all right.
No. (hits table) Ow. (laughs)
Never have I ever hated playing video games
with a celebrity.
No actually, 'cause I've only done it twice.
I did Deadpool with Ryan Reynolds
and it was a casual name drop.
I'm here with my new best friend.
- Yes. - His name is Jimmy Buffett.
- Something like that. Yeah.
- Oh no, I did it three times now.
I did Uncharted Tom Holland
and then I got to play Mario Kart with Jack Black,
Charlie Day, and Kegan Michael Key for the new Mario movie.
And it's always a blast.
If anything, that's more fun
than doing the regular interviews
'cause the regular interviews are very hit and miss
and the celebrities are there all day
and they have to do press junkets all day
and they're just rolling through the punches
and they get asked the same questions over and over again.
And I'm just sitting there like, are you okay?
Like do you want a drink?
You want coffee?
So no, playing video games with them is super fun.
So no, never.
Oh, you flinched I get to punch you later.
Never have I ever thought I was better
at video games than Pewdiepie.
Oh, that's a hard yes.
That's so easy to admit.
Yes. I have thought that I'm better, and not just
about video games but just in general like life.
Okay, what filth am I putting in my mouth this time?
Toxic waste.
God, you know people are
people want to buy your products, right?
Toxic waste, warheads.
Why don't you call them like yum, yum gummy bears?
I'll go green again. Is-
I'll go green again again.
This one's fine.
Oh, maybe not.
Oh no, there's like a layer of wax on it
that I had to get through.
Oh God, this is horrendous.
Oh God, this legitimately sucks.
Oh (bleeps).
I feel like I'm eating hot peppers or something.
I'm literally tearing up.
I would rather eat glass.
I'll eat the bowl instead.
And then it wears off and it's nice
and now it's just green flavor.
That's good. See this is a lesson in life.
You have to get through the bad to get to the good
but if you're putting toxic waste in your mouth,
you probably have bigger problems in your life.
I don't like how you're interrogating me.
I feel like I should have
like splinters under my fingernails.
Never have I ever thought I was better
at drumming than gaming.
Ooh, I don't think so.
Maybe when I was like younger
but it was like I was drumming more than I was gaming.
So I think it was just a yes then.
But I've never considered myself a good drummer.
(drumming)
(laughs) Yeah!
I'm decent at like certain things
and I know the songs that I know, but when it comes
to drumming in general, I don't think that I'm that good
at it because my sense of improvisation when it comes
to drumming is very non-existent.
But gaming, I have a very successful career out of it.
So I would have to say that I'm better at that.
Probably better at talking than anything.
Nice.
Never have I ever regretted a collab with another YouTuber.
Ooh. Should we name drop?
Should we call everyone out?
Yeah, I think so, either...
And not even for like terrible reasons either.
Just sometimes I will have collabed with somebody
and it's not them, it's the content that we made.
It's something like that.
And then I'll regret having made that video
with that YouTuber.
So I think yes, with an asterisk.
Ah that means I have to eat this.
Okay, so what is this?
If you're legally allowed, tell me.
It's not on the market.
It's a Delish special.
I thought it was sugar first but this is just salt.
Yeah, no, just acid is fine.
I don't think the qualifier
of what acid you're working with is important.
See this looks like Swedish candy that like,
the licorice ones that are covered in salt.
So that's what I'm expecting
but I don't think it's gonna be that.
And my tongue already hurts from the previous ones.
(dramatic music plays)
You ain't (bleeps). You ain't (bleeps).
Just a walk through the park.
Oh this is fine.
This tastes like absolute garbage by the way.
I don't even think you're allowed to put this in your body.
Can I puke into this bucket at the same time?
Ah, you know what's bad about it is that it keeps going.
The other ones stopped and got good. (disgusted noise)
This one just keeps going and it's awful.
What's the thing underneath it?
Oh and the thing itself is sour.
I thought it was just the coating. (burps and groans)
I cracked it in half.
No screw you.
I'm just gonna chew it up.
Y'all. (gags and groans)
Oh my God.
Is my tongue bleeding?
Oh that one kept going.
My teeth feel like sandpaper right now.
(teeth make noise) - Oh no.
- You hear that?
No, that's the sound of sour.
Oh sound guy's covering his ears.
My god, that thing was an abomination.
That was delightful.
Never have I ever wanted to do this again.
So that was the suck it up challenge.
Good luck to anyone doing this next because I wanna see
who can actually eat this thing if you can.
And I enjoy visiting you in the hospital
'cause that was awful.
I've been Jacksepticeye.
Go check me out on YouTube
or go to topofthemorningcoffee.com
and it's my brand and it's lovely and thanks for having me.
Bye. (upbeat music continues)