ah we have a H you know I I would like to do another joke for you folks you're a wonderful
we didn't we didn't originally plan to do an additional joke I
excuse me I feel like I would like to go ahead and do go ahead sir do
one more joke well I don't you know I don't have another joke
but if you're gonna pout wait a minute I have an idea hang on just take a second Paul
hi nice to see you yeah by the way I could use a little dialing music here all right
this phone work
oh good thank you very much no one answered there for quite a lengthy period of time okay thank you
very much our director Hal Gurney and calling California that would be 213. okay here we go
here we go just take one second I'll see if I can't get you another joke here we go
there we go second ring yeah uh Johnny uh Johnny this is Ed uh can I have a ride to work today
no no yeah Johnny this is Dave Letterman in New York City
how you doing what a surprise yeah listen yeah very often after
Happening by just in case somebody might call well
good thinking on your part uh listen Johnny I I'm sorry to bother you but
I was wondering if you had a joke there that you could let me have as kind of
a favor if you could just do me this favor I'd really appreciate it one joke yeah yeah
okay
Johnny oh that that was a joke that was a slice from my real life
just work for you at all Dave yeah
maybe so
okay yeah hang on I got a fax machine let me get it for you all right
Johnny where'd you get that chicken that say Jack yard sale that's
good David I'm gonna fax you this joke and no matter what happens back there it left here funny
okay all right hang on Johnny now do you want to wait while I tell the joke when it arrives sure
let's see how you do okay all right hang on I'm gonna put the phone down it just takes a second
it comes all the way from California three this is amazing this is unbelievable technology here it is
there's a little alarm it's coming it's coming out now Johnny okay oh yeah oh it smells funny
okay I'm gonna go try this hang on
give that a try all right here we go Johnny get ready all set oh okay
a uh a judge yesterday uh increased Zsa gabor's sentence uh he said that she had
not been out doing her community service work instead she had just been staying at
home you know for my money if zaja Gabor stays home there's your community service
okay got it well well it seemed to work pretty well well after this would you
just call dial a joke in New York okay thank you very much for your help see
you all right nice talking to me bye Johnny
ah well that was fun wasn't that was fun ladies and gentlemen here's
our good friend Paul Schaefer right over there