[ROCK MUSIC]
Huzzah!
Yeah!
Cool.
Woohoo!
BLACK WIDOW: Listen up.
We're holding a ton of you guys, so answer present
when your name is called.
Doc Oc.
Present.
Venom.
Present.
Abomination.
Here. BLACK WIDOW: Mandarin.
MANDARIN: I'm here.
Red skull.
RED SKULL: [SPEAKING GERMAN]
STRANGE VOICE: Arise, my army.
Now let's hop. Hop.
Big hop.
Fury.
Something's up.
This is at least a code 16.
Maybe 17.
Not again.
There.
The mansion is totally rebuilt. Oh, man.
The super criminals are all breaking out.
They're destroying the heli carrier.
You owe me a house Fury.
Thor, good to see you!
I found him whining outside Avengers tower.
The man of spiders.
I wasn't whining.
I was angsting.
Totally different.
BLACK WIDOW: If we could just find the source
of that weird blue energy.
Uh-- [BABBLING]
That's Norn Frost.
Oh, brother, what have you done?
Iron Man, angsty one, come!
[INAUDIBLE]
Finally.
Oh, no.
Loki!
Don't Loki me, I'm hideous.
By my own Norn Frost enchantment,
I have made myself indescribably powerful.
Oh, brain freeze!
Quick, before he recovers.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I think he recovered.
Huh?
Stop, it tickles.
I've never had that reaction to my repulsor ray.
Nor I to Mjollnir's lightning.
Loki has become unstoppable!
Loki, what's all this about?
Oh, I just thought, you know, meddle in the affairs of earth,
raise an army, and take the throne of Asgard.
Sorry, I didn't get the last part.
[GRUNTING] Asgard.
Take the throne of Asgard.
Even I know that's not cool, and I don't even
know what's going on.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh, come on.
Spinning out of control!
I cannot let you slide this time, brother.
Remove your enchantment, and vow to never again
disturb the peace of Midgard.
Now, brother, let me counter with--
Uh, remember when we were boys?
Not the hammer noogie!
Anything but that!
I yield.
[SPEAKING GERMAN]
That's our cue, heroes.
And another thing, Loki, I must tell father Odin.
Go ahead.
Go crying to papa.
No.
No, actually, please don't.
And don't tell him I was watching the mirror.
He took away my scrying priveleges three centuries ago.
Thor, I'm serious!
Puny god.
I hate that guy.
MANDARIN: I don't like it here.
It stinks.
The Mandarin will return.
JOKER: I've got a plan B. It's not over.
ABOMINATION: It's never over with Abomination.
BLACK WIDOW: Well, it looks like the good guys won.
Earth is safe, Asgard is safe, Tony Stark's house is repaired,
the heli carrier is back in the air,
and the bad guys are locked up.
This is all my fault.
- Oh, here we go. - Really.
Come on.
Son, I don't mind angst.
I've even indulged in a little brooding myself now and again.
But how can this possibly be all your fault?
It'll come to me.
Well, I've got something to chase the angst away.
A S.H.I.E.L.D. security card.
I can has kabobs?
Sure.
And a spider bike.
Score!
Goodbye angst!
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Ha ha!
So like I was saying, great job, everybody.
Yeah. THOR: Huzzah!
IRON MAN: Thanks for the help!
HULK: Defenders dissemble!
WOLVERINE: Kabobs all around.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What the--
That can't be good.
Whyyyyyy!
Aghh.
Spider-Man is behind this, I know it!