- [Chorus Of Voices] Saturday Supercut!
(swooshing)
- Bow ba-pa-bow ba-bow-pa-pow-pow
Bow ba-pa-bow ba-bow-pa-pow-bored!
(laughing)
- Ow!
- Whoa, hot potato!
(laughing)
- Potato?
Nah, you got me confused with somebody else.
- Nu-uh, I knew you'd show up sooner or tater.
(laughing)
- Uh, no.
Yam.
- Yam what?
- Yam.
- Yam what?
- Yam!
- Yam what?
- Yam, I am a yam, and that's all that I am.
- Whoa, I yam what I yam too!
(laughing)
- Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Were you born like this or what?
- Oh, I don't know!
Maybe you should ask my mom.
Hey, hey Mom!
- If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times.
Hey is for horses!
(laughing)
- Grrrr!
- You're not laughing!
(swooshing)
(driving rock music)
- And then I said, "Drive you bananas?
But I don't even know how to get there!"
(laughing)
- Arrggh!
- You know, we sure had a lot of good times together, Mom.
- Oh like that day we had a yodeling contest?
Yodelly, yodelly, yodelly, yodelly...
- Yodelly, yodelly, yodelly, yodelly.
- Yodelly, yodelly, yodelly, yodelly...
- Hey!
- Yo, ho, ohh!
- Guys!
- Hee hooo!
- Heee hooo!
(laughing)
- Hey hey hey, turn it down over there!
- Geez, what's he yammering about?
(laughing)
- Duh, he's rooting for me!
(laughing)
- Ahhhh!
Would you two be quiet?
- Hey, hey Orange, remember that book I used to read you?
Green Eggs and Yam?
(laughing)
- Arrghhh!
- Hey, remember when you taught me to ride that bike?
I think it was a Yam-aha!
(laughing)
- Yeah, and you said--
- "Look ma, no hands!"
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! - Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
- Arrgghh!
- Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! - Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
- Be quiet!
- Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! - Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
- Shut up!
(laughing)
- Oh my God, shut up, shut up, shut up!
- Geez, is he always like this?
- I dunno, I just met the guy.
But he does seem a little--
- Yam-a-lama-ding-dong?
(laughing)
- Arrrrghhhhh!
- Whoa, well he sure ain't a sweet potato.
(laughing)
Hey, hey, yam!
- Not listening.
Go away.
- Ya-aammm!
Hey, hey yam!
- Hey yam, we're over here!
Yam, yam! - Yam, can you hear me?
Yam!
- Yam! - Hey yam!
- Yrrrr!
- Yam, yam, yam, yam! - Yam, yam, yam, yam!
- Ahhhhh!
- Yam, yam, yam, yam! - Yam, yam, yam, yam!
- What?
- Knife! - Knife!
- Ahhhh!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
(slicing noise) (screaming)
- See Mom, I told ya.
There's never a dull moment around here.
(laughing)
- Yeah, that's what I said, "Never play with knives."
(laughing)
- [Mother Knife] What on Earth are you doing?
- Oh, ma, I didn't mean to.
- Don't you Ma me.
I thought I raised you to be sharper than that.
- Whoa!
It's like everybody and their mother showed up today.
(laughing)
- Yeah, we carpooled.
- [All] Happy Mother's Day!
- Wow!
- [Little Red Potato] Here ya go, Mom.
- Aw, you shouldn't have.
Goodness gracious.
I'm so proud of my little guy.
- Aww, I love you, Mom.
- Hey, what's a matter, Marshmallow?
Couldn't your mom make it?
- Um, I don't know where my mommy is.
(unicorn neighing)
- Yay, Mommy!
- Huh?
- Yippee, let's go ride the rainbows!
Whee! (explosion)
- Well, that actually explains a lot!
(laughing)
(swooshing)
(stabbing)
- [Both] Brother sister, sister brother,
oompa loompa, wubber bubber,
nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah...
- Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Would you two mind keeping it down?
That's very annoying.
- Aw, but we have to do our secret handshake.
- We did it every time we see each other
since we were kids.
- Let me guess, you're related.
- [Both] How'd ya guess?
Jinx!
Double jinx!
Nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah...
- Oh brother!
- And sister.
(laughing)
- Ahhhhh!
(ascending fast melody)
- Oh yeah, things back in the orchard are great!
Mom just got a perm, so you know,
she's on cloud nine.
You gonna make it home for Christmas, Orange?
- Are Oompa Loompa's wuvver buvvers?
(laughing)
- Wuvver buvver?
What language are you two communicating in?
- A secret language!
- We came up with it when we were kids.
- Okay.
- Oh, a wuvver buvver is like a weeble doof.
- And what's a weeble doof?
- It's like a siggle tic, duh.
(laughing)
Beansy is such a quibble nit.
- He probably can't even gabble giff.
(laughing)
- I have no idea what that means, but at a minimum
it's annoying.
And at most, it's outright mean,
and I'm not gonna stand for it.
(record scratching)
- Oh no, we're not trying to be mean.
- Aww, we were just jokin' around.
- Exactly, I mean, we're all fruits here.
- Actually we're not.
I'm not a fruit.
Beans are not fruits.
- Oh man, how embarrassing.
Bean doesn't even know who he is!
- I guess he's never heard the song.
- What song?
♪ Beans beans the magical fruit ♪
♪ The more you eat the more you toot ♪
♪ The more you toot the better you feel ♪
♪ Let's have beans for every meal ♪
(laughing)
- How endearing.
Wow, I can't argue with rock-solid logic like that.
- Sure can't.
If it rhymes, it has to be true.
- Yep yep!
- Wait a minute, you don't honestly believe that, do you?
- Of course we believe it.
Here's proof.
Is the sky blue?
- Yes.
- And do cows go moo?
- Yes.
- See, the sky is blue, and cows go moo!
(laughing)
- I don't even wanna...
I mean...
- This'll help you understand.
What color is grass?
- I dunno, green?
- And what are you?
- I'm a can of beans!
- Grass is green and you are beans.
See?
- No, I don't see!
This is stupid!
- Poor guy.
He doesn't even know how to rhyme.
- I know how to rhyme!
But what you're saying is so illogical,
I don't even know where to begin.
- You should probably begin at the starting line.
- Yeah, always begin at the starting line.
- Arrrgghh!
Look, just because something rhymes
doesn't mean it's true, like what if I said, uh,
I don't know, a rabid skunk is on the loose.
He wears a hat and goes by Bruce.
What would you say to that!
- Ahh!
I'd say we should get out of here!
There's a rabid skunk on the loose!
- And worse yet, his name is Bruce!
Ahhhh! (laughing)
- Stop, stop it right now!
There is no skunk on the loose!
I made it up.
It's not real!
- But it rhymed!
- I know it rhymed.
I made up a rhyme that is not true!
- But... (sad music)
why would you lie to us, Beans?
- Lying is wrong!
- Ahhhh, hahaaaa!
- Orange, your friend is acting like a real kibble durp.
- I know, right?
- First off, we're not friends.
Secondly, this conversation is over.
- But--
- No, leave me alone!
- But--
- I don't want to hear it!
You've put me in a horrible mood.
- Oh, I know.
How about we sing the bean song again to cheer you up?
- No!
♪ Beans beans the magical fruit ♪
- I thought I very clearly said no!
No, I do not want to hear you sing!
Stop it!
- Oh, I thought you meant,
no, I'd like to hear the song.
- Same here.
- Easy mistake to make really.
- Yrreeaahh!!
Your singing is the last thing I wanna hear right now.
That's right, I'd rather listen to literally anything else!
- So you'd rather listen to this?
(babbling and wet mouthy noises)
- Wahhhhh!
- You'd rather listen to this?
(annoying screeching)
- Or this?
(wet farting)
- Stop, stop it!
I wanna listen to silence, alright?
Silence!
- [both] Okay!
(crickets)
- Um, Beans?
- Beannns, hey Beans!
- Beans!
- Beans.
- Beans!
- Hey, Beans!
- Beans, hey, hey Beans! - Beans!
- Hey Beans, hey!
- Hey Beans, heyyy!
- What?!
What could be this important right now?
Well, it's just that...
- [Both] Rabid skunk.
(monster noises) (screaming)
- Ohh ho hoo, it hurts.
It's so bad, it hurts!
- Ahhh.
That's definitely gonna leave a bruise.
(laughing)
- Whoa!
- Good day to you both. (farting)
(screeching) (whooshing)
(stabbing)
(whooshing)
- Carrot!
- Rawkkk, carrot!
- Carrot! - Carrot!
- Carrot, carrot! - Carrot, carrot!
- Carrot, carrot, hey Carrot!
- Hey Carrot!
- What do you want?
I'm right here!
- Hey Carrot, meet my parrot.
His name is Garret.
- His name is Garret, rawwk!
(laughing)
- Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
- Hey Garret, looks like Carrot can hardly bear it.
(laughing)
- Brawwwwk!
- Ahhh!
(driving rock music)
♪ Share it, pair it, blare it, wear it ♪
♪ Scare it, bear it, one demerit ♪
♪ Share it, pair it, blare it, wear it ♪
♪ Scare it, bear it, rawwwk, demerit ♪
(record scratching) - Enough, okay?
We get it, you learned how to rhyme.
- Carrot's right, Garrett.
- Rawwk!
- We should rhyme some other time. (laughing)
- Rhyme some other time!
(laughing)
- Rawwk!
- Ahhhh!
- Hey Garrett, stop copying me!
- Stop copying me!
- No, stop copying me!
(laughing)
- Stop copying me?
(laughing)
- What is happening right now?
- Brahhhh!
- Rawwk!
- Rawwww!
- Rakkkk!
- Rarrrr!
- Ahhhh!
- Hey, hey Carrot, hey Carrot, hey!
- What?!
- Have you ever considered getting a ferret?
(laughing)
- What does that even-- ?
- You could name him Jarrett!
(laughing)
Jarrett the ferret!
(laughing)
- Ahhh!
- Jarrett the ferret, rawwww!
- Rawwk!
- Braawww!
- Rokkkk!
- Brahhhh!
(laughing)
- Ahhhh!
Dude, really?
♪ Block it, rock it, sock it, dock it ♪
♪ Lock it, walk it, polly pocket ♪
♪ Block it, rock it, sock it, dock it ♪
♪ ♪ Lock it, walk it, polly wanna cracker ♪
(record scratching)
- What?
He didn't repeat what you said.
- Huh?
- You said, polly pocket, but he said
- Polly wanna cracker!
Brahh!
- Exactly.
- Polly wanna cracker!
Brahh!
- See?
Your parrot's broken or something.
- Garrett's not broken, he's just outspoken!
(laughing)
- Hey guys, what's crackin'? (laughing)
- Polly wanna cracker!
Brahhh!
- Oh I should not have come here.
- Brawwk!
- Ahhhh!
(crunching)
(screaming)
- Well, congratulations, Orange.
You happy with yourself now?
- How now brown cow?
- Stop rhyming.
- Stop climbing. (laughing)
- I'm not climbing.
No one's climbing.
Stop whining. (laughing)
- This is honestly the dumbest conversation
in the history of history itself!
- Hey Carrot!
- What?!
- Ferret.
- Huh?
(whooshing) (screaming)
- Oh, poor Carrot!
There's no one left to inherit your ferret.
(laughing)
- Hi, yeah, could I get
the number for animal control please?
(swooshing)
(stabbing)
(swooshing)
- And then I said, "If I knew you
were gonna get a haircut, I wouldn't have
flushed my wig down the toilet!"
(laughing)
(gobbling)
(laughing)
- Great point, Turkey!
(gobbling)
(swooshes)
- Holy Moly, I think I'm finally safe.
(heavy breathing)
That was close.
- Whoa, hey, a friendly grape.
Hey, hey Grape, hey!
- I am not a grape.
- Hey Grapey Grape, wanna play Go Fish with us?
(gobbling)
- I am not a grape.
- If you're not a grape, then I wasn't voted
2015's sexiest fruit alive.
(laughing)
Ah, but seriously, you're a grape.
- No, I'm not.
I'm a cranberry.
- With that attitude, more like crab-berry!
Am I right? (laughing)
(gobbling)
- No, not grape, not crab-berry.
Just cranberry!
- Jeez, you're not berry nice!
(laughing)
(gobbling)
- Ahhh!
Okay, really?
What is wrong with you?
And for the love of God, why do you have a midget turkey?
- Hey, it's little turkey!
(swooshing) - Seriously?
- Hey, Midget Apple!
- Ahhh!
Why do I even try?
- Midget Apple, come back!
Don't run away from your feelings.
- [Midget Apple] Shut up!
- Hey, I don't know what's going on here,
but you guys need to stop yelling.
Do you even know what day it is?
- Ooh, Arbor Day?
- What?
No!
- National Bieber Fever Day!
(gobbling)
- No!
- National Slap A Mime Day?
- Pretty sure that's not a thing.
- National Cheerleader Day!
Give me a gobble.
(gobbling)
Give me a gobble.
(gobbling)
Yayy!
- No, it's not National Cheerleader Day.
Is that even a thing?
- Ooh, it's National Kazoo Day!
(kazoo music)
- Ahhh, no it's not any of those things!
It's Thanksgiving you freakin' idiots!
(laughing)
- I know what I'm thankful for.
My kazoo!
(kazoo music)
- Stop it!
Don't you realize that because it's Thanksgiving
turkeys and cranberries are in extreme danger
of being eaten!
- Ah, don't worry, he's not a turkey,
he's a mariachi!
- What the?
That's just the same turkey in a mariachi costume.
- Nah uh!
Tell 'em, El Turkey Lurkey!
(gobbling)
See?
Perfect Spanish! (laughing)
- You're not fooling anyone, Señor Turkey!
- Well, if you don't believe us, we'll play you a song.
Uno, dos, elephant zero!
(mariachi music)
- Stop it!
(gobbling)
- Stop it!
(gobbling)]
- Ahhhh, stop!
- Yay, play Freebird next!
(laughing) (gobbling)
Hey wait, why play it?
You're already livin' it.
(laughing) (gobbling)
- If you two don't shut up, your friend
is going to get turned into turkey jerkey!
- Ooh, my favorite.
Rhyme time!
- What?
♪ Butt, cut, nut, putt ♪
- Okay Turkey, what should we rhyme?
(gobbling)
- Okay.
♪ Gobble, wobble, hobble... ♪
(gobbling)
- Hey!
♪ Yobble, zobble, yabobble, puppobble ♪
(gobbling)
- Hey!
Shut up!
I just got one question for ya.
Are you trying to get us killed?
And seriously.
I'm pretty sure about 90% of the things
you're saying weren't even words!
- Jeez, no need to squabble over the gobble!
(laughing)
(gobbling)
- That's it, no more rhyming.
- Man, sorry, crabby grape.
- Uh, I'm not a crabby grape!
(gobbling) (laughing)
- You tell him, Turkey!
- That's it, I've had it.
I'm done.
All you do is annoy me with stupid noises and rhyming.
Ever since I arrived here, all I've done is
try to warn you about--
- Gobble?
- What did I just say about rhyming?
- No!
Gobble!
- Uhhh? (swooshing)
Whaaa? (crunching)
- Ewwww!
Yikes!
Poor crabby grape!
(gobbling)
- I agree, Turkey, I agree.
(swooshing) (stabbing)
(swooshing)
- Banana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nanas!
Bananas!
(laughing)
- Uh, oh my God! - Oh my God!
- Bananas!
- What is it now, Orange?
- Hey, have you guys seen my new pet?
- You've got a pet?
- His name is Spot.
I think he's lost.
- This isn't some sort of joke is it?
'Cuz we're not falling for it.
- No, for real.
I'm not monkeying around. (laughing)
(groaning)
(buzzing)
- Hey, what's that noise?
- Yay, there he is!
Hey Spot, how's it going?
- Arrgghhh!
(swooshing)
(driving rock music)
- Cripes, - Get it away.
OMG, no! - It's buzzing me!
Go away, stupid fruit fly!
(laughing)
- Come on guys, he's just playing.
- Ahhh! (crunching)
It's biting me! - No dude!
- Beautiful!
Shoo, shoo! - Shoo!
(laughing)
- Stupid bananas.
They think Spot's a shoe!
- Uh, Orange, it's great
that you made a new friend and all but--
- Are you totally nuts?
(laughing)
- I'm not nuts, I'm an orange!
And Spot's not just a friend,
he's my new best friend.
- Orange, he's a fruit fly, for cryin' out loud.
What would you say if Midget Apple had a,
I don't know, a fruit spider?
- I didn't know you had a fruit spider.
He and Spot should have a play date.
Let's schedule something for after dinner.
- There's no such thing as a fruit spider!
- Uhhh. (buzzing)
- Ahhh, make him stop, please!
- Wow, they sure do grow up fast, don't they?
- Dude, he's eating our friends.
- Nah, you're just jealous I have a new wing man.
(laughing)
- Orange, do something!
- Fine!
- Hey, hey Spot, let's show 'em a trick!
(crunching) - Huh?
Roll over boy, roll over!
Come on boy, roll over!
- He's not going to roll over, Orange.
- Roll over.
Roll over now.
Roll over, boy.
(crunching)
- Ahhhh!
- Wahhh!
- You see now?
Do you get it, Orange?
- Ooh, I know, this one always works.
Hey, hey Spot!
(crunching) - Huh?
- Motorboat! (motorboating)
(buzzing)
- Orange, stop.
Stop, don't encourage him!
(motorboating)
(buzzing)
- Oh no!
Heads up!
- Ahhh, no, get away!
- Ahhh, tiger fly!
- No, no!
(laughing)
- Come on guys, you know you catch more flies with honey.
(swooshing)
- Oh, yeah!
Honey bear knows what you like.
(crashing)
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Works every time!
(whooshing) (crunching)
- Ahhhh!
- Aww, look at Spot.
Isnt' that sweet? (laughing)
- Orange, you can't keep him.
He's a wild insect.
- And he eats fruit!
- Nah, he just needs a little discipline. (laughing)
- Ahh!
(crunching) - Ow!
- Wow! - Get him offa me!
- Get away!
- Ah, don't worry, Pear.
His buzz is worse than his bite. (laughing)
- Get him off me!
- Get him off!
- Ow!
- Hey, hey Pear, hey Pear, hey!
- Get him off me!
- Pear, hey Pear!
- What, what is it?
- Fruit spider!
(monster noises)
(all screaming)
(swooshing) (screaming)
- Wow.
(swooshing) (screaming)
- Aww, stupid fruit spider.
What a buzz kill.
- Oh, Pear, are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.
That spider just came outta nowhere.
- Yeah, maybe his owner shoulda had him on a leash.
Geez, some people just shouldn't have pets.
- You might be right Orange, but either way,
I'm sorry things didn't work out with Fruit Fly.
- Yeah, me too, but then again,
Spot always was the runt of the litter.
- Ahhh, did you just say litter?
(buzzing) (all screaming)
(swooshing) (stabbing)
(swooshing)
(happy rock music)