- [Female Voice Off Camera] Oh yeah, and I think,
Joyce, you can tap the base and it turns on,
so if you need it brighter.
(tapping)
- That's nice.
- [Female Voice Off Camera] It's like they've been
hiding this mirror.
- Yeah, honestly I wanna keep that (beep).
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Hey, my name is Joyce and today Instagram's
gonna pick my makeup for me.
I'm nervous.
- [Female Voice Off Camera] Nervous and cute!
- Oh no. (laughing)
We're just gonna try to make it
as much as of a look as possible.
Also, all of my makeup products are brown,
so no one judge me,
I just get foundations all over my hand.
I kinda like to tell people I'm a groover
when it comes to makeup.
I'm not essentially good at makeup.
Like I'm not gonna sit here and give you
like a Nikita Dragun look,
but I'm definitely gonna give you
cute, fun, quirky, art hoe, you know, a sksksk.
I've worked with tools
that are not essentially makeup for makeup
because I'm usually a broke hoe.
It takes me about, it depends.
So in the morning, before work, 20 minutes.
20, 30 minutes.
So, I would say I'm a little stressed
because I forgot to post an Instagram story until three a.m.
I'm a Gemini but I have a Scorpio moon,
so no, I don't trust people very easily.
I don't know if I wanna trust people with my makeup game.
Essentially to make this happen
I put some polls on my Instagram
on what kind of makeup I would be using,
what color of makeup I'd be using,
so essentially we're gonna make a look out of that?
Honestly I think my followers are like me,
beautiful but reckless.
Let's get started.
Also, do I need a coffee?
Maybe, but it's fine.
First thing we're gonna do is moisturize my dusty skin.
It's never up for debate.
I have dry skin and I need to moisturize.
And yes, everything I own is brown, again,
and don't have tops.
So the first thing I usually do as you guys seen
in all my makeup stuff is I stare at myself.
Oh.
And I ask if I'm happy.
Wipe the goop out my eyes
'cause I showered chaotically this morning.
Am I happy?
Do I wanna wear makeup?
Will makeup bring me the happiness that I need?
Yeah, okay.
Always get consent.
We're putting some primer that I got
at the beauty supply store for three dollars.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, makeup.
(laughs)
It's just so intense sometimes.
Next I put NYX Away Me Glow.
I'm still rubbing this shit all over,
and stuff on my face 'cause I don't wanna look dull.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to shine bright like a diamond.
You know what I'm saying,
I wanna stunt on your man and his friends.
Then last, Baby Face.
'Cause I have large and obscene pores.
Well, I mean I have a long day,
so I'm probably gonna set this stuff
with my Air Spin, Original Formula.
(humming)
So I set my foundation.
Chaotically rubbing this all over my face
with no care, no abandon.
And yeah, okay guys so we're gonna do
the first decision now.
Are you excited?
(humming)
So I told all my wonderful
and beautiful followers on Instagram
what they wanted me to use on my eyebrows.
I recently bought an eyebrow pencil,
but I usually use mascara,
and today they wanted me to use mascara.
So, mascara it is, bruv.
The thing about mascara is that
you have to be really delicate.
Here's my NYX False Lashes.
Ooh, not expired yet, hot girl (beep).
We love not expired mascara.
So I have to be really delicate
'cause if I'm too harsh it's gonna be too black.
When I was in college and I didn't have any money,
I had mascara, so I'd put it on my eyebrows instead.
And it lasted longer than the pencil did, so.
Honestly, with anything in life,
I'm just trying to fill the things I'm missing inside.
First decision down, I think I did a good job,
but I haven't lined it yet.
This is a work in progress, a W-I-P.
Now I'm gonna line my eyebrows.
So this is a time where I start
putting makeup on my hand, I use my little,
the back of my hand.
The little painting brush.
And then I use the applicator to shape my brows.
And of course after doing my makeup
I ferociously wash my hands.
Okay, that doesn't look so bad.
Probably could be better, but,
who's gonna fight me at this point?
I'm gonna find out, I didn't bring my eyebrow brush.
We're just gonna live and die in chaos, huh.
Okay, boop, we're just gonna boop it up.
We're just gonna boop it up, my babe.
We're just gonna boop it the (beep) up.
We're just gonna boppity boop.
Boppity boop boop, boopity bop.
You feels me?
It was just 'cause when I first did makeup
I only used my hands, so I'm very hands on.
This is a strong well.
I don't know if this is good or bad?
But that's okay.
That's what life is about, we live in the in-between.
You function on the barriers.
I mean.
(humming)
I think it's how I feel and I hope you understood that.
I haven't done this in a long time,
I used to be way better at this
now that I've switched to the brow pencil.
They just look dark like when I really want a darker look
and I want a concentrated look, I do that.
Oh wait a sprayer thing with setting spray.
Gonna use my Fit Maybelline.
I don't even know if we can use brands in this video.
Who the (beep) knows?
Everyone's gonna be like,
"Oh my gosh, your foundation is so light"
But hello, black girls, oxidization!
Always come out light and then gets darker later.
I'm just gonna lightly beat myself up.
Everyone, what's this thing?
Okay so, she's looking like she's baked in.
Covering up all my dark marks, my insecurities,
and the blood of my enemies.
So now, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna set and mist!
I know, you're like y'all.
Troy's like "You sure this is 20 minutes?".
But I wouldn't be talking so much.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
If we're doing this,
I'm gonna T-zone, 'cause I'm a sweaty hoe
in this one, specific area.
Okay, so next we're gonna do our eyes!
While this sets and I put concealer on later.
Yes, I put concealer on after my eyeshadow,
y'all can fight me.
Another thing I forgot,
but we're just gonna use multi brush.
We're just gonna use this.
So, my Instagram followers decided
that I would be using gold.
So we're doing a gold look today.
I am not an eyeshadow queen.
I have a Forever 21 palette.
So we're gonna put gold stuff on my face.
Anything with eyeshadow is out of my comfort zone.
That's why I put lip gloss, because it's easy,
it's quick, blah blah, bleep bleep.
This I gotta actually put effort,
energy, love, light and liberty.
Not the Gemini way.
So I'm doing this for you guys today.
(groans)
Instagram.
So I put the gold base on.
I'm just gonna do this with my fingers.
@ me, send me a palette and follow me.
Brands, sponsor me.
Okay and then we're just gonna pat it
with some light coloring.
You know, a little pinky, a little pinky.
Dot, dot, dot.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
You know what, it was great.
It was my fault that I left my brush, so,
how it turned out has nothing to do with the Instagram.
So this is a four-finger look.
I usually don't go for gold,
but, I think for 2020 this might be the vibe.
You know, with an eyeshadow brush.
And, sadly, we're not done with the eyes.
Absolutely not, you guys decided to use pink eyeliner.
Yeah, can you see it?
Am I Euphoria?
See, for me, this is cute, but I'm like,
"Okay let me go get black eyeliner."
I feel like it's missing black eyeliner.
But, Instagram, you're the daddy
so, whatever you want, I shall provide.
So I'm gonna conceal!
Hide my problems so I don't think they're real.
I watched drag queen tutorials
and she just makes a V.
Now this is when I do use a brush
because time, I get lazy.
So I usually use this big ass brush to blend this out.
All I think about, when I don't have my bake set in,
I can't tell the difference of what I've actually concealed.
So I'm just gonna set the (beep) out of it,
so that the white powder makes the color difference.
So, this is the final Instagram choice.
I also put an Instagram choice for lashes
but CVS was closed.
So I could not buy lashes.
I apologize.
What is this?
Am I going to an art party at four o'clock in the morning
in like Brooklyn, in Bushwick?
I guess I'm just gonna put on mascara
and then highlighter and then I'm done?
Oh, last but not least.
(upbeat music)
Set it all in.
Okay guys, so this is the final look you picked for me.
One of the favorite things that they made me do
is the gold eyeshadow.
I think it was a really good look.
And I actually think it's a great look with the pink.
But the dark lipstick, it's just so Euphoria and the vibes.
I didn't understand the process
of the decision making by my followers but, yeah.
I think this is a club look.
I don't think I'm appropriately dressed for this look, but.
Hey, it's Buzzfeed so.
They'll love and accept you for who you are, regardless.
So, I think it'll be fine.
So, I'm gonna wear this look
for the rest of the day and I wanna get reactions
to see what people think and let's see how it goes.
Good job, kids.
Muro, what do you think of my look?
- I feel like I wanna take you
to a classy jazz wine bar and get way too drunk with you.
- No!
- And then make out in the parking lot.
- I love your makeup but I also charge for compliments.
So, that's five dollars.
(laughs)
- I let Instagram choose my makeup.
- Oh, I think it's cute.
It's really vampy, it's really fall-winter,
I feel like it's right on, like, trend with the seasons
and like, it looks really cute
with that look you have going on.
- Cool, it's like darker.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, is it different?
I like it.
- So, Instagram picked my makeup look.
And they definitely picked colors I wouldn't normally wear.
- Yeah, It looks great on you.
- Really?
- Yeah, it's kind of blending in your skin tone
and it's kind of sadder, it's like elegant.
- So I basically went the whole
entire day with this look
and the reviews are well, so I'm just want to say
shout out to all my Instagram followers.
for actually like, stunting on me,
and teaching me something new.
I got so many compliments about this lipstick.
It actually lasted through lunch for the most part.
And, I had a lot of fun.
I think yes, I would do this makeup look again.
And, shout out to my Instagram followers
for always being the baddies
and knowing fashion more than me.
(upbeat music)