-Alicia Silverstone. -I remember her from Clueless bro.
-I’ve never seen that, bro. [crosstalk] That’s some white shit.
[crosstalk] Christian Bale's [?].
-Oh I can't do his face, bro.
What's he doing with his lips and talking like that for?
He doesn't talk like that in real life, man.
Why does he do that?
Why did you just do that to him? [chuckles]
-George Clooney [?]. -Is it him? What happened to him?
-[?] the espressos on that bro.
-Oh yes.
-Batman has to be a black fellow.
He's got a Batarang and a [cutout] spear.
I'm telling you, that's the origin story.
-I'm going to put Lode Tuqiri in there.
-Oh, Lode.
I thought you were going to say [?]. [?] for Batman, yes.
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-Batman Returns.
-Batman Forever.
-Dark Knight.
-Dark Knight Rises.
-Batman.
-Batman and Robin.
-Batman vs Superman.
-Justice League.
-The Batman.
-Batman Begins.
-Bro, straight up The Batman the new joined,
the Robert Patterson joined.
I feel horrible for saying this, but--
-He's too pasty to play that part.
-Yes, way too pasty.
-Twilight [chuckles]
-Twilight.
-I just see Twilight when I think of him. [crosstalk] I’m not going to lie, bro.
-You be dirty bro.
-I’m going to say Justice League.
Too much going on, too many people, too many superheroes together.
I love the old original, OG ones, man.
The OG ones are the best.
-With you on that.
-Are you with me? -With you on that.
-I ain’t going to [cutout] around man.
I like all the rest of them in a certain way.
The Dark Knight had Heath Ledger, right?
He played that part like a [cutout] GOAT.
He’s a GOAT but, I don’t believe that movie is the GOAT.
I’m going to put Batman and Robin actually eight.
I love fucking Arnie Schwarzenegger, Mr. Freeze man doing his thing.
-The batgirl in there.
Alicia Silverstone. -I remember her from Clueless bro.
-I've never seen that bro. That’s some white shit.
Yes, it’s white as [cutout].
[laughs]
-We’re talking about Batman, brother, all black. [chuckles]
-Yes, yes, yes.
-What about Batman vs Superman?
-Oh yes, we do have that?
That’s part of the 10?
-Yes.
-Oh, let’s whack the [cutout] in there, bro.
-I did enjoy when he fucked up Superman.
-Yes he did, of course, you do, bro. You would love that [cutout].
-[cutout] vs White again.
Black wins in this one.
He was speeding at one point.
I swear to God Batman has to be a black fellow.
He's got a Batarang and a [cutout] spear.
I'm telling you, that's the origin story.
-Maybe that’s for one of the new ones coming out,
they could put a Black fellow in there [crosstalk] can say that [chuckles]
-Idris Elba, he can play a Black fellow.
-Who’s going to be the person to play Batman [?]?
-I’m going to put full Aussie.
I’m going to put Lode Tuqiri in there.
-Oh Lode. I thought you were going to say [?] Dingo.
[?] Dingo for Batman, yes.
-I'm going to put Lode Tuqiri, bro. [chuckles]
-Lode Tuqiri. Lode's hard.
-That’s just random violence
that is going to happen. -Lode's hard.
If he’s not available, Wendell Sailor.
-There you go.
They’re GOATs.
-[crosstalk] Christian Bale's [?].
-Oh I can’t do his face bro.
What’s he doing with his lips and talking like that for?
He doesn’t talk like that in real life, man.
Why does he do that?
Why did you just do that to him?
-I can live with getting rid of Batman and Robin.
-Okay, yes.
All right because it’s a bit more comical.
-Yes.
-George Clooney, he was pretty hard. -It wa him?
-Yes, he was. -It was George Clooney? Oh yes, it was.
-He was pretty hard.
-What happened to him, right?
-He's done the espressos on that right.
-Oh yes, he made his own.
Yes, and his own vodka or tequila or something back in the day.
I don’t know. Let’s do it [crosstalk]
-Yes, yes.
-You’re going to hate me for this but I love Heath Ledger.
But I’m going to put that there because-- Yes, I’m putting The Dark Knight there.
-I’m with you on that.
-Yes? -Yes.
-He agrees with me.
Nooky doesn’t agree with anyone.
I’m going to put it there.
Listen, it was a-- Heath Ledger rest in peace,
I loved his acting and he made the Joker number one,
you can’t beat that, but the movie is pretty [cutout].
Christian Bale kills it for me. Uppercut, uppercut. [chuckles]
-Shoutout Jack Nicholson, too. His Joker was hard as [cutout]
-That’s my [cutout] bro, man. [crosstalk].
So The Batman had Joker in it first, Jack Nicholson.
What did Batman Returns-- Who was that?
-The penguin.
Oh that was pretty [cutout] good, bro.
-That’s my number one.
-Okay, all right leave them.
We’re going to put--
That’s your number one, is it?
I’m putting Batman Returns, then, in--
Batman Forever, you’re going there next, see you later.
You’re out of here.
Because Bane, Tom Hardy, he’s my guy.
I’ve been told I look like him a little bit in Warrior, so-- [chuckles]
I’m just saying that, but [?].
People are going to hate us for this list, bro.
We’re going to get slandered bad for this list.
-No way, he's [cutout] Val Kilmer was the--
He had the Riddler and that-- That’s the Riddler?
The Riddler and Two-Face, bro, you’ve done the Two-Face tour.
-Yes, Harvey Dent which is Tom--
-Tommy Lee Jones. -Tommy Lee Jones.
-Oh Seal?
That song, bro.
If you don’t love that song, you’re [cutout]. That’s beautiful, bro.
That’s a beautiful song.
Take that one out, take that backyard.
I’m sorry, I apologize for that.
Sorry, Seal.
[sings] Kiss From A Rose. [chuckles]
Laters, bro.
-Yes, that Bane joined, that [cutout] was [cutout] hard.
-Yes hectic.
And what about the story, I think it's the little girl getting out
and then it ended up being that girl, the one that’s with Batman
and she ends up shanking him at the end.
She shanks him straight in the [cutout] ribs, bro.
He’s like, laters cus.
That’s beautiful.
That’s a beautiful movie, bro.
-I’m going to keeping it--
For me, I’d keep it OG,
I’ll go Dark Knight Rises is the fourth on that.
-Bro.
-You can suck it from the [cutout], I’m telling you.
-Bro.
What about Bane, bro.
What about Bane?
We were just talking about that, he’s [cutout] insane.
-Bro little Danny DeVito [?] Bane.
-Yes Bane’s-- Yes, okay.
I’m going to agree with him on that one.
Let’s shove that Dark Knight Rises in.
-Dark Knight Falls [chuckles]
-Seriously but the concept about having the chick jump out of the cave,
the little young one.
I think he’s the one who got her out.
I didn’t know that, I thought Bane was the little one.
[crosstalk] It ended up being [?]. All right let’s do number three.
I’m going to get rid of Batman,
just the first Batman with Michael Keaton, sorry bro.
Even though I love the whole Joker
because Jack Nicholson played that, he started it off.
I’m going to put-- No I’m [cutout] not.
I’m not doing it.
I’m going to put-- -Correct.
-I'm putting Batman Forever as third.
-Yes, that’s the Kilmer?
Yes, I’m down with that. -Yes Kilmer, Val [?] that’s good.
[chuckles] [?].
-You made top three, bro, good job.
Batman number two.
-No.
Batman Returns number two, I’m going to do that.
I’m going against you for the last one, bro.
But there’s an actual-- [?]. All right, let’s do that.
I’m going Batman Returns, but I’m going on the original one, Jack Nicholson.
Are you going Returns second, are you?
-No, I’ll go on Returns--
-First.
Because Danny DeVito, bro, he got the bulletproof umbrella [crosstalk].
-He’s easy, he just left while he’s asleep.
Two left, Danny DeVito, you’re down, bro.
You're about this high.
[chuckles] I bet you can just pick him up and throw him like that.
-And Catwoman.
Catwoman was hectic.
-I'm not going to deny that.
-Catwoman. Danny DeVito, Catwoman.
-No, I’m still going against you man.
It’s Batman Returns and then it’s Batman for number one.
The original is number one.
-Let’s do this.
Who’s got a coin?
Let's flip a coin. Flip a coin for the winner. [chuckles]
-I don't have coins, bro. [chuckles] All right.
-No one’s got coins, there’s COVID [crosstalk].
-Oh I had a Harvey Dent coin, I should have bring that in, bro,
it would’ve been perfect for this.
Yes, it cost like 100 something bucks for the coin.
I may or may not have bought it [?].
-Scissor, paper, rock for the winner.
-All right, let’s do it. -Ready?
-Scissors, paper, rock.
Scissors, paper--
- [chuckles] That’s not a [cutout] oh look at that, that’s a scope.
-Mitchos got it. Mitchos wins.
-I win, thank you very much.
-Let it be known, I strongly disagree.
When we walk out of here, I strongly disagree.
-He disagrees.
-Let us know in the comments, hit the comments, let us know what you think.
-Yes, yes, yes.
Who wins this?
Come on.
All right, what do we reckon?
Are we happy?
Are we happy with that? -Yes, I’m down with it.
-Yes, yes.
See, we had a few disagreements, but we got there in the end.
We can handle it.
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