Prime MSN vs Prime BBC Football Challenges
Messi Suarez
And NeymarGH!
Versus Benzema
Bale And Cristiano
Who is the best threesome of all time?
Personally I’d say me, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman…
He meant on the pitch, rodent-face Oh, then MSN clearly
Let’s find out…
Let the challenges begin!
What?
The Crossbar challenge Hit the crossbar - score a point!
MESSI - go!
YIPPEE!
Lucky Lucky?
Lucky.
And stop using this video to promote your children's clothing range
Bale - go!
AH!
Cymru!
Lucky Lucky?
Lucky but I’ll take it.
And siu next time please Gareth.
Your celebration reminds me of childbirth.
Suarez - go!
Yippee!
Lucky!
Lucky?
Lucky.
And are you sponsored by KFC?
No!
Then stop licking your fingers…
Benzema - go!
Siu!
Pure skill - well done Karim Thanks
And great celebration.
Thanks Neymar- go!
Argh-AH!
Yippee!
Was that lucky too Cristiano?
No, that was pure skill!
Oh.
Thanks Hopefully you’ll come and play for Madrid
one day That would be awesome
Neymar!
I meant awful… that would be awful.
Call me…
Ronaldo Watch and learn, amateurs…
Siu!!! Easy!
Lucky Lucky?
I just sent that ball to the after life And put your top back on.
This isn’t Grinder.
Grinder?!
Round over - a point to everyone.
3-3 Control the Ball Challenge
Control the ball - score a point Messi - go!
MISS!
****!
Yippee!
Nice try, diplodocus neck Oh sorry, Lionel.
I suffer from Tourette’s
Tourette's? Miss! ****! ****! Midget! Dwarf! See?
You’ll suffer from a missing arm if you try to cheat again… Bale - go!
No!
Damn!
YOU USELESS SHEEP MOLESTER!
Don’t worry Cristiano, I know that was just your Tourette’s.
Oh yes, sorry Gareth... that was just my Tourette's...
****! ****! Welsh people are in-breds!
Suarez - go!
MISS!
****!
****! RODENT FACE!
YIPPEE!
Stop trying to put them off, Cristiano I’m not.
It’s just my tourette’s. ****! ****! Pony-tailed Proboscis monkey!
You're fooling no-one
Benzema - go!
Siu!
Yes Karim!
Hopefully Gareth was taking notes Neymar
What the?
Neymar, concentrate!
GO!
COME BACK!
Hahahaha Ronaldo
Go!
Time to go - topless!
What the hell?
It’s completely stuck…
That will be because we covered your shirt in superglue
Why?
To stop you going topless in every challenge Super glue won’t stop me!
Siuaaarrgghhhh!
Laugh Argh!
IT BURNS!!!
IT BURNS!!!!!!
Ohahahaha
Sprint Challenge The first player to cross the finish line
wins the round Prime Bale?
We don’t stand a chance Leave this to me and the Dark Arts…
On your marks…
Get set…
MWAH!
GO!
WOH!
SLOW DOWN GARETH!
SLOW DOWN!!!
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!
HEEELPPPP ARGH
BBC win the round SIU!
My teeth hurt so bad…
Karma's a b*tch
Trophy challenge SIU!
Hold on - BBC you played together for 5 seasons…
So?
We only played together for 3!
So?
So you do the math…
I’m a footballer, I don’t do math… 13 trophies divided by 5 seasons is an average
of 2.6 trophies per season..
So?
MSN’s 9 trophies divided by 3 seasons is an average of 3 trophies per season…
So?
So MSN win the round YIPPEE!
So this is why I hate math…
Hey Cristiano, do you know what the Welsh word for mathematics is?
No Mathemateg
So?
So nothing, I just thought you might be curious…
Sigh Do you know what the French word for mathematics is?
No and I don’t care!
NEXT ROUND!!!
GOAL RECREATION CHALLENGE The Gareth Bale Champions League Bicycle Kick
Also known as the score a goal past a Sunday League goalie challenge
MSN have nominated Suarez VAMOS!
GO LUIS!
I wonder if he’ll get as lucky as Garoth did…
Lucky?
To be fair, this is harder than it was for Gareth!
How so?
That is a cardboard cutout of Karius.
And?
It has more chance of making a save.
HAHA!
GO!
Yippee!
Yippee?
More like lucky More like jelly
Ha Shut up Garoth
The Neymar Wonder Goal vs Villareal in 2015!
Yippee!
BBC nominated Bale Let’s do this…
GO GARETH!
Hopefully you get as lucky as you did in the 2018 Champions League Final
Let it go, Cristiano GO!
GET IN THERE!
YES!
He didn’t even siu.
Pathetic.
And neither did you, come to think of it...
Siu!!!
Better...
The Ronaldo Bicycle Kick vs Juventus in 2018!
Now that is how you score a bicycle kick, Gareth…
Lucky if you ask me…
WHAT?
MSN nominated Messi Vamos!
Go!
Argh Yippee!
That’s cheating!
Zlatan calls it great teamwork.
Point to MSN.
Bullsh*t The Jerome Boateng collapse
Vs Bayern in 2015 BBC nominated Benzema
Not this time…
Let’s do this…
Go Kareem He’s not going to sh@g you, Gareth
Go OOF
VAMOS!
HAHAHA That’s cheating!
Zlatan calls it great teamwork.
Point to BBC.
VAMOS!
I mean…
SIU!
Bullsh*t!
I suppose he was lucky was he?
No, that was pure skill.
Just like his goal in the 2018 Champions League Final.
The Benzema Panenka Vs Man City in 2022
Oh yes, 2022… those classic MSN vs BBC years…
MSN nominated the slowest penalty taker in World Football
We had no choice!
He was the only one left!
Oh, thanks for the support guys Go!
Hurry up!
Fail!
What?
I haven’t even finished my run-up yet Precisely - Kareem just ran up and scored
so this is a fail.
Argh!
How was I supposed to panenka against a cardboard cutout anyway?!
laugh So that’s why they chose that goal…
The Dark Arts…
The Luis Suarez Flick vs Bayern Munich in 2015
BBC nominated Ronaldo breath
Go!
Turn 180 degrees oh you look so silly!
SIU!
It’s a bit easier against a cardboard cutout.
Yes, even Lionel’s dead dog could have done that!
My dog’s not dead.
Oh yes, my mistake…
MSN 8 BBC 9 SIU!
Well done to Luis for not cheating And well done to MSN for winning the secret
bonus round Secret bonus round?
The bribe the ref challenge BRIBE THE REF CHALLENGE?!!!
1000 BONUS POINTS TO MSN!
1000 BONUS POINTS TO MSN?!
1000 BONUS POINTS TO MSN!
MSN win!
SIU!!!
Typical Barcelona…
WE DEMAND A REMATCH Barca b@stardos!
BARCA BAST^RDOS?!
He didn’t mean that, it’s just his Tourette’s