In this video we will be taking a look at “5 WWE Wrestlers Who Pooped Themselves In
The Ring” so prepare yourself for some incoming crappy puns as sh*ts about to get messy. If
you are eating anything, now would probably be a good time to put it aside. As always,
please leave a like and let’s get right into this.
You weren’t prepared for that, were you?
Yokozuna was a very large man to say the least, weighing in at over 600 pounds and with a
daily diet consisting of 120 eggs, 12 full-sized pieces of chicken and a bucket-sized serving
of Japanese rice, I can imagine that he made a lot of trips to the bathroom. During a tour
in India, Yokozuna was suffering from a bad bout of diarrhoea but still continued his
scheduled match against “The Hit Man” Bret Hart. During the match, Yokozuna climbed
to the second rope and was ready to hit Hart with his finishing move, the Banzai Drop.
However, as Hart looked up he noticed a wet, brown stain on Yokozuna’s trunks. At this
point, Hart knew that he was about to be in deep sh*t and needed to get out of this sticky
situation. As Yokozuna’s poop stained trunks were coming right at him, Hart quickly moved
away, the fastest he had ever moved in a ring, Hart later recalled in an interview. The ring
mat was not so lucky as a wet, brown mark was left in the corner.
Things would have gotten real messy had Hart had not dodged the Banzai drop.
Tommy Dreamer is best known for his time in ECW and is considered by many as the “heart
and soul” of ECW. However, one of his most embarrassing moments in his professional wrestling
career was when he pooped himself during a match against “The World’s Strongest Man”,
Mark Henry and wasn’t even aware of it. After receiving a World’s Strongest Slam
from Mark Henry, Dreamer noticed a foul-smelling odour wafting from somewhere and thought that
maybe The World’s Strongest Man had let out the World’s smelliest sh*t. It was not
until after he came out of the locker room showers that he realised there was a great
big poop in his trunks. Dreamer was so concerned about his discovery that he took it to the
doctor, who explained to him that the force of the World’s Strongest Slam had forced
the contents in his digestive tract to expel out causing him to defecate himself. In other
words, Dreamer, quite literally, had the sh*t knocked out of him.
In late 2013, CM Punk was dealing with a bad misdiagnosed staph infection, however, still
continued to compete in the ring despite being in a tremendous amount of pain. Punk was on
a lot of antibiotics at the time and as you may know, antibiotics can result in one....
pooping more frequently than one usually would. You can see where this is going. In a match
on the 6th December 2013 against “The Lunatic Fringe” Dean Ambrose, CM Punk did just that
and uncontrollably shat himself but still kept going. Just look at Ambrose’s face
following a roll-up pin, he could smell that something wasn’t quite right. Oddly enough,
Punk wasn’t embarrassed by this and used this as an example to highlight how his health
and well-being was neglected while being in the WWE.
“What?!” “Stone Cold” Steve Austin shat his pants? I sh*t you not but this did
actually happen during a match with Yokozuna in South Africa. What is it with Yokozuna
and poop? The guy always seems to be around it! After Austin took a body slam from Yokozuna
he immediately felt that something was not quite right. Usually when “The Rattlesnake”
is around, a lot of sh*t happens but in this particular case the phrase was quite literal.
Similar to that of Dreamer, who I talked about in number 4, Austin was slammed the sh*t out
of, literally, as the force of the slam caused him to poop himself. Luckily for Austin, his
signature wrestling trunks were black so the crowd wasn’t aware of what had happened
to him.
Even the best of the best can have a sh*t day. In an episode of Total Divas, the 16-time
world champion, John Cena admitted to pooping himself at a house show in a match against
Scott Steiner. On that very day, Cena was suffering from food poisoning, however, still
decided to wrestle his scheduled match. During the match, Cena took a DDT from Steiner, however,
quickly rolled out the ring and asked the timekeeper, “Where do I puke?” to which
the timekeeper replied, “Under the ring.” Cena then went under the ring and puked, however,
as he puked he crapped his pants. Cena then continued with the match with a wet and sticky
pair of trunks but fortunately for him, it was near the end of the match at this point.
It’s fair to say that it wasn’t a particularly great day for Cena, a rather crappy one to
be honest.