Here are a few things on Amazon you have no need for but it’s there anyways!
17 - Homemade Gel When you gotta go, you gotta go.
And of course, there’s an invention for that.
But really though, does this need to exist?!
It’s a non-transparent poncho that’s supposedly ideal for times when you have to “go”
but don’t have access to a restroom.
Like when you’re camping, or at a music festival, or waiting in Times Square for the
ball to drop on New Year’s Eve…...a proper way to bring in the New Year We suppose!
Each poncho comes with a unisex pee bag containing a powder that immediately turns into gel upon
contact with liquid.
That’s…...actually disgusting.
Who want gel made from pee floating around?!
There’s also a poop bag with what they’re calling a “no-miss triple harness catch
system,” and wipes.
Uh yeah…..this thing comes with the whole package.
16 - The Chambong We don’t exactly know why you would want
to turn the fanciest drink in the world into a shot, but hey, yolo right?
Maybe someone needs a way to spice up a stuffy dinner party, and now they have just the tool
for that.
The Chambong is a champagne glass and that allows max chugging at the same time.
Why not go all in and just improvise by drilling a hole in the bottle?!
These glasses have a 6-ounce capacity and it’s made of a high borosilicate glass that’s
a great addition for those times to turn up.
It's actually probably a great way to enjoy sparkling wine masquerading as champagne.
This is probably perfect for those boring Tuesday nights after work.
15 - Got You Nothing Apparently, this thing is for the person who
has everything, there’s still Nothing.
We all have that one rich friend who always has the latest phone, game, computer, you
name it.
You know what they might like?
Nothing.
Now, you can buy it on Amazon.
Hey, it’s the thought that counts!
The description on the package carefully explains to the lucky recipient what they're holding,
which is quote, "Nothing, for the person who has everything".
Well, nothing makes for a more original gift, but at least it counts for SOMEthing.
The amazing thing is, there’s 152 reviews for this gift.
That’s 152 different opinions on absolutely nothing.
14 - Neutralized Does your loved one have smelly gas?
Or maybe you just got on the airplane but you just ate a bunch of Taco Bell.
Well……..either way, we have the solution here.
Now you can put the art back in fart with these Subtle Butt fart pads.
Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast
surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized.
All you have to do is peel off the adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your
underwear.
Or outside your pants, a great conversation starter, we guarantee it!
And then…...just go for it.
Let 'er rip!
But remember, this thing doesn’t guarantee any protection against any liquids!
Has anyone actually used these before?!
Let us know in the comment section!
13 - Fatty McFatty So you decided to go on a diet and you need
some extra motivation?
How about you order yourself a bit of motivation to help stick to your diet: a replica of one
pound of human body fat on Amazon for around 25 bucks.
It literally weighs one pound and represents the way fat looks and feels in the human body.
It actually represents approximately the volume of 1 lb. of human fatty tissue!
The visual aspect is enough to gross anyone out and keep you on the right diet track.
Okay, maybe it’s meant to be a visual aid for teachers.
Or maybe those Instagram Fitness models need it too, who knows!
12 - Duct Tape Necktie Ties have long been a go-to Father’s Day
gift, but unless you’ve taken an inventory of your dad’s closet, you run the risk of
buying him a tie that’s too similar or identical to one he already has.
Why not get him this one?!
You never know when a dad needs a duct tape tie to go with the dad jokes he has!
Our favorite part here is that it’s Officially Licensed Merchandise.
Officially licensed by who?
Nascar?!
This thing costs around 25 bucks and is made of actually real duct tape.
Maybe someone’s dad would wear it while he’s fixing things around the house.
While there’s no one around.
Okay let’s be honest here, no one should want or need this!
11 - High 25 The High Five is a symbol of celebration when
something good is said or done.
And really, you have your own hands.
So why does this exist?!
We don’t know!
With these mini finger hands, you can share high fives with each individual finger!
We can’t say for sure exactly why you need a set of miniature hands to go on your fingers,
but hey, it’s out there.
Maybe you want to ask your teacher five questions but only want to raise your hand once.
Maybe you’re cosplaying as Thing from The Addams Family and his four siblings.
We don’t know how people are living their lives out there.
We love the description with its quote, “skin safe material that bends and folds but retains
its shape perfectly” as if people that buy this actually care about the quality of this
product!
10 - Just 55 Gallons No more sticky, smelly lubes!
No more stained sheets!
No more dangerous chemicals.
Passion Natural Water Based Lube is your go-to lubricant for well….basically anything!
With a slick and slippery feel, Passion effectively reduces friction and discomfort to create
a frictionless environment for anything, such as ummmm a sticky doorknob.
Okay, we understand why there’s certain times people need lube.
But c’mon, who needs 55 gallons of this stuff?!
Well…..maybe certain people in certain industries over in California.
Who knows!
9 - You Go Girl
Ok, so what’s a GoGirl?
Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or really,
non-existent bathrooms.
The GoGirl allows you to pee while standing up!
Well.
For those people that’s not used to it anyways.
Actually, this thing does seem to be pretty useful!
It’s neat.
It’s discreet.
It’s hygienic.
Apparently, you’d just hold GoGirl against your body, forming a seal, and then just go.
Maybe it’s useful for some people that’s on a really fast pub crawl.
Okay, we take it back, this device shouldn’t be in this video, because it does seem really
useful AND hygienic!
8 - Asian Dad for All
If you have an empty wall in your house, maybe this is the right time to put something on
it and make it look prettier.
No idea what?
Well, here’s an idea: How about putting a poster a regular Asian dad?
When you feel like you just can’t keep doing work just look the quote "Asia Old Man Peel
and Stick Fabric Wall Sticker” eyes and feel his life accomplishments fill your brain
for encouragement.
Or maybe this thing is to scare kids into finishing their homework.
We’re still trying to figure out why people would want an Asian dad on their walls!
Somehow, someway, this thing has 4.5 stars, and 58 reviews.
How and why…….we don’t know!
7 - Royal Walls
Speaking of cutouts, are you trying to add a bit of class to your life?
Well, maybe one way to do it is with a Cardboard Cutout of Queen Elizabeth in a lilac Dress!
THIS wall cutout beat out the Asian dad with a PERFECT 5 star review.
Again, that’s something we’re still trying to figure out…….just why.
Did you guys know that Queen Elizabeth got the nickname of "Lilibet" when she was young
because she couldn't pronounce her name?
Anyways, maybe people buy this alongside their cutouts of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
Speaking of which, there are also many other celebrity cutouts out there.
Why not just fill your entire wall with everyone.
You can put President Trump and First Lady Melania, Nicholas Cage, and a bunch of royal
guards.
Why that combination?
Well, it was just other suggested purchases along with Queen Elizabeth.
Sure, why not?!
6 - Twice the Price
If you’re the type of person who always wanted to act like old money, maybe this is
one way to do it, although we’d recommend using 50 dollar bills instead.
These $2 bills, imprinted with Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd US president, make roughly 1% of all
US bills, making them actually one of the rarer bills circulating.
You can order them online and be one of those people who pays with a 2 dollar bill.
For double the price, of course.
At least all of these bills have been checked for quality and are in "nearly uncirculated"
condition, meaning they have seen little or no use in circulation.
5 - Just pop it There are many people out there who just love
that disgusting little habit nobody likes to talk about.
If this isn’t you, then I bet you know someone who would love to pop blackheads like it’s
their job.
And since this is 21 Century America, this thing exists.
Maybe you have a significant other whose always going after your face and you’re tired of
it.
This lil toy will allow them to pop fake pimples until to their little heart’s content!
The pimple popper can be squeezed more than 500 times and the pus can be reheated and
refilled for endless fun!
That just sounds disgusting.
4 - Gummy Bear Anatomy
Anyone out there that DOESN’T love gummy bears?
But let’s face it, we bet that you’ve ever thought about the anatomy of a gummy
bear while eating a bunch of em.
However, one person probably did, and that’s Jason Freeney, the inventor of the clear 4D
gummi bear skeleton anatomy model kit.
This 4D Master Gummy Bear features a sturdy clear plastic case that serves as the "skin"
or outer shell that holds the skeleton and organs in place.
The skull-cap can be removed to expose the brain, which can be removed and split into
two pieces.
All of the organs detach from each other as well.
It’s actually a 41 piece puzzle toy that absolutely no one needs, but it’s on Amazon
anyways!
3 - Ctrl + Alt + Delicious Control Alt + DELicious!
That’s the slogan for the keyboard waffle iron!
There’s absolutely no good reason why you would need a keyboard-shaped waffle iron,
but hey, this is one way to impress a special someone early the next day!
One thing that’s for sure though…..the makers of the Keyboard Waffle Iron really
should make some better looking waffles than the ones they have up on their product page.
This is a unique waffle maker that can make any computer user nerd out, although it seems
that the waffles it makes are quite massive.
Well, actually, maybe it makes sense that it’s perfect for that next day breakfast!
2 - Free Snacks
Regardless of whether you want to fool someone into thinking you’re pregnant, or you need
it for a costume party, this false pregnancy belly could actually come in handy in other
situations as well.
For example, at the movie theater, the perfect time to sneak in some snacks.
Maybe you can hollow this thing out.
This pregnancy comes with a transparent side and shoulder straps and adjustable back closures,
so it can be worn under any kind of clothing.
The belly is made of medical grade external silicone to guarantee a life-like consistency,
mobility, and touch.
Well, according to them anyways.
The back has an adhesive, which means, those snacks aren’t just gonna be falling out
of any fake belly.
1 - Twins for life
Have you ever wished to fuse your body with one of your friends and become a two-headed
iguana that can spit fire and breathe underwater?
Of course you haven’t.
Well, this is probably the closest you can get to that.
Not only will this two-person sweater madness grant you that wish, it’ll also make you
make sure the other person has on deodorant.
There’s two designs it comes in - one being Santa Claus using the bathroom while his wife
freaks out in the bathtub.
The other design is, well, at first sight, you would think that it represents a deer
and a doe in love, but then you remember the zoo trip back in third grade and you come
to realize that does don't have antlers.
Here’s what’s next!