Their nightmare is us fighting together to defend something we love.
You must know you cannot win.
You stand between us and annihilation.
The time has come for all that you love. Show them no mercy!
May I ask you to describe Thomas Ripley?
Tom is one of those people who takes advantage of people.
You like art, Tom? You're in the right place.
He's taking advantage of Dickie.
False IDs, bank letters.
What's going on, Tom?
He's a liar. It's his profession.
Someone is dead in Rome, and senior Ripley is missing.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Imagine if we had a psychic around for the case of the Shrieking doll?
How long is she staying?
Till our memories come back.
Yeah?
Awkward...
I’m just going to sort the mail.
This girl is alive.
-What? -This girl is alive.
We have to help her.
-You say this woman is stalking you. -Yeah.
Reindeer!
I think she needs help.
She comes to my work, my house.
Please welcome to the stage, Donny Dunn!
I’m really worried here.
I really don’t know where it’s going to end.
I think one of us is going to have to die now.
All across the world, this is the story.
The allegations surrounding Jeffrey Epstein
have included his friend, Prince Andrew.
This is only going to get bigger.
If I do an interview, the question is, why you?
With respect, you know how people see you.
Spell it out.
“Randy Andy.”
If we don't get the tone right, the story won't be him, it will be us.
Your Royal Highness.
Nothing good comes from getting into people’s business.
So what am I looking at here?
None of Mom’s business.
Aaliyah has a boyfriend.
Shut up, she would have told me that.
Look who I just met.
Stop trying to fix stuff that ain’t broke.
You want to fix something? Fix breakfast.
Something is really wrong with you.
Yeah, and it’s walking out the door.
Ok, here’s your stop.
What the hell is a twenty-four-dollar bill?
Damn it, you got me!
Alrighty and here you go.
Sobriety chips?
Damnit!
Here, keep the change. I had a good day in the market.
Bitcoin?!
How do you expect me to pay my heat bill with 5 bits of a coin?!
Whether you’re a dog person or a cat person,
I think we can all agree that your house smells...
And you don’t realize it. That’s...that’s the smell of love, I think.
Yeah...
ESPN is always carrying on about how athletes need to have good mental health.
And I want everyone to have great mental health, but um...
...but not athletes.
Guys, we need our athletes to be total psychos. Do you not understand that?
You know what I call an athlete with good mental health?
An assistant coach is what I call him.
Generally, people get married
because they want the opportunity to declare their love for one another
in front of all their family and friends.
I’m laughing because I would literally have to be on ecstasy to do something like that.
Yes, why don’t I make a sex tape, but with my emotions!
The next time I get cancelled over a joke, I’m going to make a statement, a public statement.
I’m going to say...I’ve rehearsed this, I’m going to say, “I’m sorry.”
And the people that I’ve offended will say, “you don’t really mean that apology.”
And I’ll say, “so you’re saying I can say something and not mean it?”
Now you’re getting it.
My name is Justin Willman, and I have a very particular set of skills.
Delivering mind-bending experiences...
Oh my god!
...to the people in your lives that deserve them the most.
And it will help you get the karmic justice you deserve.
This is The Magic Prank Show.
There’s kind of an intoxicating aspect
to the attention that you can get from hacking.
It can trick you into thinking you are fighting for good,
but in reality, you’re just high off of the feeling of having power.
From the densest forests to the deepest oceans,
to the hottest deserts, everything is connected
through the vast web of life.
This is the wondrous untold story
of our interconnected, living world.
Hey, hey! It’s JJ.
I’m going to work with my daddy today.
What does your daddy do, JJ?
He works with a lot of people to build stuff.
Let’s build the tallest tower ever!
JJ, time to go, Bud!
Coming, Daddy!
We’re coming with you.
You’re so good at saving the park, it’s almost like magic!
What are we going to do?!
We can’t let Mom and Dad know we’re Spirit Rangers.
Yeah! It’s the ultimate secret!
We’ll just have to save the park without them seeing our powers.
If these animals could talk...
Please don’t do that.
This camp has free food, lots of places to nap,
and did I mention free food?
So I decided to give up my misson to learn teamwork,
and make this my forever home.
You know we don’t allow animals in the dining hall.
Don’t worry, lady. The owner doesn’t need to know.
I’m the owner.