Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to the great language game I did this a while ago to try and see it
Plays some languages for you some sentences for you in languages, and then gives you options of which one to pick, and then you choose
Um, so nothing new there, but because I did an opening gifts video recently somebody gave me some beans
Oh god, some of the beans actually came out already, my bad, my bad. I'm new to this thing, okay
It said, "Don't operate heavy machinery after the dentist" and I didn't listen so
Somebody had suggested to me on tumblr to do a guessing phrases and other languages
but use
These and I was going to do that I actually recorded the guessing phrases in other languages video before this
But I figured I'm always gonna get those wrong anyway because they don't speak the languages
And I'd never get the sentence is perfect, so it wasn't really gonna to work
I'd be eating a bean at every turn which it kind of ruins the fun of it if I eat beans
Constantly so I decided to try this one and I wanted to do this again anyway
So let's SPICE things up a notch, and play
UM
No idea, I think it's not Romanian or Spanish. I don't know where Marathi and Tamil are from
SO
I'm gonna guess Marathi
God damn it. I knew it was Tamil. I knew it was one or the other.
God damnit first one eatin' a bean
First one beanin' it up!? This thing is magic though. You just go whoop and then whoop and wait whoop whoop
BEAN!!!
Ah, I got a blue one.
Haha.
This is either toothpaste or berry blue BOTH of which are delicious
*Nom nom nom*
It's - no it's toothpaste I was gonna say it's berry blue. Hahaha. I win again, life
It's...
No, it's toothpaste I was gonna say it's berry blue. Hahaha! I went again, life!
"And mattress go with there are people together..."
Okay, so that's Bengali or Hindi
UM
It's definitely not Norwegian and definitely not Russian actually now that I think about it, BUT
I don't know the difference between these
OOOHHHH
NutarOOooooOO
Hindi
YES
50 points for Jack! Up top!
*Slapping noise*
Nice
Okay...
"We're talking it had got people excited about politi..." Well that doesn't count that's English I know English.
"Oleg a lot up. Oh, it's real a man fight."
Okay this I also know is..
Okay this I also know is it has to be Chinese
It has to be Chinese
It sounds Chinese
UM
I don't know the difference between the Chinese languages that always show up here
But I definitely know it's not either of these so let's go with that that would have been really bad if I guessed wrong
(so confused)
(much confusion)
(wow so confuse)
[Indonesia] "Mencukupi kebutuhan yang belum tercukupi" [Meaning] "Fulfill the needs that have not been fulfilled"
OH
It's either Afrikaans or Javanese or Javaness, and I remember I thought that this was Japanese spelled wrong
I thought that they actually did a mistake in the actual website apparently
This is a language all of its own, which I had no idea which I think it's cool
It actually broadened my mind the last time. I played this so
this one.
UUUGGGHHH I knew it was one or the other!
One or the other why are the 50/50 chance gods against me. I mean great for you more entertainment
Why is the 50/50 chance gods against me!?
*pop*
I mean, great for you more entertainment
You get to actually see me eat some beans.
You could see me actually eat some beans. Oh god two of them showed up.
Oh god, two of them showed up.
Oh No
I, I have to do both I guess so the green one
Is either lawn clippings or lime which from what I remember lawn clippings is not that bad
*Nom nom nom*
It's lawn clippings
*Nom nom nom*
AaaAaaHHhhaaAAAaAaa
It's so weird
It's hard to describe how it tastes!
If you've ever put grass in your mouth as a kid or something and you remember that taste
It's exactly what it tastes like
Like before I ate that I wouldn't have been able to describe that and then once it hit my mouth. I was like
"OH YEAH"
But it also if you've ever cut the lawn or smell the cut lawn it tastes like it smells
Which is a weird thing to say
NOW we come up to my little brown bean, which isn't gonna focus because it's too small, and this is going to be absolute agony
What!?! They brought in two new beans one of them is coconut or spoiled milk, the other one is Strawbeddy, buh strawberry banana smoothie
or dead fish
Why would you do that okay? This is one of those, this is chocolate pudding or canned dog food?
if you remember before
the canned dog food is the one that made me almost throw up because it was gross canned dog food and skunk
I-
The skunk isn't in it anymore
Thank fuck
Dead fish is, though, hooray!
*Nom nom nom*
It's dog food
*Nom nom nom*
(Regretting life decisions)
(Gagging)
(Coughing)
Oh, fuck, no, don't vomit.
Oh, it's so gross
It tastes like beeeeeeeeef
haha
*trolololol noises*
It's fucking nasty
*slurpy slurp*
And if it just said beef wellington (WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE!?!?!) or something else I probably would be fine with it
But because they know it's supposed to taste like dog food all I can think of is dog food after that it tastes like dog food smells
Ughh it's in my teeth and everything okay move on distract ourselves
That would be my bro's over there in Japan
Thank you, Japanese bros. You helped me out today. I don't have to eat dead fish.
Dead fish is gonna make me vomit
Like surstromming when we did Cringemas and I we had to smell that shit
I don't think that's Finnish or Swedish
It doesn't have the bouncy bouncy singing language like they do
I don't think it's Russian or Ukrainian. I think it's Swahili
It was Finnish? what?
It was Finnish?!!??!
What!?!?!!?
"Cannoli kuzmichev NAACP RIA Rossi, I thought that OCR not helpful"
I guess I had no idea. What Finnish actually sounded like
I guess I had no idea. What Finnish actually sounded like - oh no
OH NO
The fuck do I have to eat this time?
Okay, "Dare To Compare"
*Insert sound effects*
I only want one bean. what are you?
I only want one bean
What are you?
I think
This one is like pink with red splotches on it
you're either the peach and barf one *uncomfortable noises*
You're either the peach and barf one
*unconfortable noises*
Or Tutti Fruitty and Stinky Socks
or tutti frutti and stinky socks
Aw, you could be the fucking...no, you're not that one ok
*Nom nom nom*
Oh thank God it's...
it's Tutti Fruitty
Oh ho, that's good.
OH HO
YES
Oooh I Love jelly beans
Play again. Let's go again.
That would be the Danish
I'm going out with a Dane. I know what that sounds like
I'm going out with a Dane. I know what that sounds like.
"She were acting the aluminum the normal is more a verb so"
"Turkish Turkey do we need animal on Velveeta very Arkham's is fund?"
Afrikaans, I'm sorry from pronouncing. He's wrong by the way Afrikaans or Urdu
"It would shall balloon in work on a frog the native word stick"
See, I don't know where Urdu is from
I could look these up
but that might be- that might give me an inclination as to where they're actually from and then I...
It might solidify the answer a bit more my gut is to say go with this one
But I've been 50/50 wrong all this time so this
(slams desk)
I'm not trying to get these wrong, surprising or not. I don't fucking like eating barf dog food
Just one bean
JUST ONE BEAN
AHA
Shit
juicy pear or booger
This might not be that bad
Yeah
Yeah, it's a juicy pear
That was a bit weird there for a second it tasted sweet and then all of sudden it took a very sour
sour disposition very quickly
Oh, that was weird cuz it all started exploding in my mouth
Oh Shit
it's Swahili or Javanese
That pear one doesn't actually taste that nice
*WRONG CHOICE*
COME THE FUCK ON
uugghhhh
Anytime, ever again, that this is showing up that I even picking that or something else
I'm going with this hundred percent of the time.
I don't care anymore
FUCK
Oh It's green again
Give me those sweet tasty lawn clippings.
Hahahaha
Why, man?
It has a cinnamon taste to it for some reason
Did you rub against somebody else?
I don't know what else would have that
*VERY QUICK TRANSITION*
these are the flavors by the way
I don't know if you can actually see them, but there's a bunch
You can see
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, so there's ten
Colored beans? so 20 flavors, um, so I didn't hear this one
Let's play this again
Is that Norwegian?
That's Afrikaans?
Where is this language from? "a West Germanic language spoken in South Africa?"
Where is this language from "a West Germanic language spoken in South Africa?"
Okay, I guess I'm eating more beans
*Mục đích chính của thuốc lá* (Main purpose of cigarettes)
No, I didn't
*Mục đích chính--* NO
STOP
I think that's Vietnamese
Aw, come on, the fucking brown one again
*Clickety clack*
Canned dog food or chocolate pudding
It's dog food
It's dog food!
(Gagging) *EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW*
I tried, I really tried that time.
Oh, I bring shame upon EVERYBODY
I had to spit into the cup as well. I hope you didn't see that
Oh God
Ugh, that's so gross
AGH
*Slurpy slurp*
Get out of my mouth
that water's been there for a while as well so that tastes like dust
hahahahah
Vietnamese YESSSS
"go for tha goose valoran ikimashou name awaken chin home or"
I don't know,
it's one of these three
I'm thinking Swahili, but I've been wrong before
I'm fucken right this time though
"Say Jansky or pataki Aki, Shia Duarte"
Hindi
YES
Bengali?
Fuck yeah, I'm on a roll
Javanese
Dudes, never eatin' a bean again
See that-that's an Asian language,
and it sounds Chinese
But
Chinese has a lot of like "Xie Xie" kind of sounds to it
And I'm not hearing that in this
So I think it's Thai
*Creepy laughter*
I fucking got it wrong
And I would look really bad
if we got it right everyone would be like, "Wow, Jack really knows his languages!"
But nope!
Got it wrong now a look like a big ol' fuckin' arse on a top a' shoulders
Okay, you're either Tutti Fruitty or Stinky Socks, and...
I don't think this stinky socks is going to be that bad I-I-I-
I wish I could show you the beans
Pray for me
Tutti Fruitty, dawg!
Or is it Stinky Socks?
*Small laughter*
I think I might actually be stinky socks
I LIKE the taste of stinky socks
*Small laughter Part 2*
It's not that bad I count that as a win
Norwegian or Danish?
Danish
FUCK
*Weird noises*
That makes me look really bad haha
I Accept whatever punishment you give me what do you give me? Oh it gave me the good one! The blue!
What do you give me?
What did you get me- OH you gave me the good one!
The blue!
Ohohoho!
Toothpaste, I don't mind. I'll eat Colgate all day!
Moving on-
I think that's Arabic or Hindi
And I don't know the languages well enough to be able to discern
And I don't know the language is well enough to be able to DISCERN?
Cuz I can't hear any of the traits that I think are associated with them
But that's also think the things I think are associated with them.
Probably aren't actually accurate and it's a poor recording
*Very softly* Arabic?
Fuck, fuck, fuck
That's really bad those are way off
Shit!
I couldn't hear what they were saying though
CRAP
My whole-
My diet from now on is the fucking bean diet
Welcome to Jack's bean diet! It will help you lose weight 'cause you'll never want to eat food again.
What am i getting?
You're kind of a beige
OH
I'm trying to smell it
Okay. I don't know which one this is it could be Caramel Corn or Moldy Cheese-
Or it could be buttered popcorn or rotten eggs rotten eggs are gonna Make me gag
Or it could be Buttered Popcorn or Rotten Eggs.
Rotten Eggs are gonna make me gag.
Moldy Cheese will as well. Anything dairy-
*Nom nom nom*
It's Buttered Popcorn
It's pretty good. Buttered popcorn or caramel corn. They're both corn!
It's pretty good
Buttered Popcorn or Caramel Corn-
They're both corn.
Tastes the same...
Let's go on. One more round!
Let's go on, one more round!
Kinda sounds Italian.
Kinda sounds Italian
Romanian?
Romanian. Jesus!
JESUS
These are way off from each other! Anybody who speaks these languages like "Jack,"
These are way off from each other!
Anybody who speaks these languages like, "Jack,"
Come on. It's the beans. They're not making me think clearly
"Come on, man." It's the BEANS. They're not making me think clearly.
"Come on, man."
It's the beans. They're not making me think clearly.
Thai
Thai. That one I knew.
That one, I knew
*WRONG CHOICE*
Fuck. I knew what I was going between either of these
FUCK
I knew what I was going between either of these.
Why every time I pick 50/50, I get it wrong?
I've one life left
Shit wait did I just get one wrong I got two wrong and I didn't eat a bean now i have to eat two. fuck
Shit, wait-
Did I just get one wrong?
I got two wrong and I didn't eat a bean
Now I have to eat two
FUCK
Caramel Corn or Moldy Cheese
*Nom nom nom*
*Very disgusted face*
Oh, it's Moldy Cheese
Oh it's moldy cheese.
*gagging*
(Gagging)
Nope
Oh
OOOOHHH
There was a moment there. I thought I had to spit it out
We fucking got you beans. the beans are my bitch! lawn clippings or lime!
Its lime
Nope, lawn clippings Haaaaaaa
They taste kind of similar cause the outer coating is all sugary?
It's when you bite through that it kind of tastes the same, and then the coat takes a couple of seconds to hit you oh
But hits you like a sweet tasty right on lawn mower
Danish got it right this time
I don't fucking know That was a song
Yeeeeeesssssss!
FUCK! I knew it was Scandinavian! You're letting me down Scandinavia!
Probably 'cause all the salt licorice in your mouth! You can't speak right
And i Can't hear right-Aw, it's the fucking dog food chocolate pudding
That's what I get. You badmouth Scandinavia, and you get shit on by dog food
Dog food
*gag*
No, I didn't even go in! why is that one the bad one?!
*gag*
No-
No!
*gag*
Fuck me
It's so bad!
This whole life was a mistake today.
OH, this-OH, like was a MISTAKE today!
Kay, I'm gonna leave this misery here!
I'm going to leave this misery here. Every single brown one I got, was dog food.
EVERY SINGLE brown one
I got was dog food. I think, I think they've rationed them out to a higher ratio of bullshit to not bullshit
I think I think they've rationed them out to a higher ratio of bullshit to not bullshit
most of the ones I got actually
There was very few that I got they were actually tasting good. Some of them
I just grinned and bear like the toothpaste and the lawn clippings, but almost all of the ones I got were bad
Cuz that's what you get when you get the languages wrong
Don't get the language is wrong and life will be nice to you
But thank you guys - wait wait wait wait - If anyone has any other ideas of what to play using the beans. I think it'd be fun
Anything that it's like yes or no or right or wrong?
Maybe we'll do something like that for next time but for now thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it
punch that like button in their face like a bean and
High Fives all round wipish! wipish! But thank you guys and i will see all you dudes in the next video!
Can I have a dish soap beans I can wash my mouth out with