According to a
comment on one of my videos, the stickers on fruit are actually edible,
so I thought we could rank how they taste and compare them to the fruit themselves.
We're starting with the orange.
This is a Sunkist brand orange.
It's a very sticky sticker, but there's not much adhesive.
I don't like the texture that much.
It's very firm,
and I'm not really able to break it down.
This one kind of tastes like if I took a gum out from under the desk
and ate it because there's no flavor, and it's just really hard.
I'm trying to swallow it.
I think I need a drink.
Yeah, it's not a good start
Let's compare to the fruit.
I guess this orange is really old.
It's been.
It's been in the in the fridge for so long.
Yeah.
There's the sticker taste better.
Just because this orange is pretty old.
I'm going to- That point
goes to the sticker.
I'm going to give that sticker like a 2.5 out of ten.
There was no redeeming qualities about it.
Let's go for an apple next. This one looks very like- This
just looks like straight plastic.
The cosmic crisp.
Oh, no.
Yeah, this is why I gave the other 2.5.
Because I suspected that there might be an even worse one.
I hope that comment wasn't a troll. This does not seem edible.
This just tastes like plastic.
Wow. It's even worse than the last one.
And this is a one out of ten sticker.
I really don't want to swallow this.
Wait, I didn't get it down.
Okay, well, how about the apple?
Oh, I guess I should wash it.
I don't know if you have to wash apples or not.
This is also very old.
All right. The apple wins this point.
One point to Apple, 1 point to sticker, that was a terrible sticker.
Next up...
I want to do this one next because it looks much more papery, like it's wet.
Yeah. Yeah. I think this might taste better.
It's like look at how sticky and papery it is.
Oh, yeah.
This is the Fuji apple. Oh,
it kind of picked up some of the apple flavor.
I'm- I'm liking this sticker.
This one like, it folds up well.
It becomes like, small in your mouth. Oh,
yeah. It's got a nice hint to it.
I might not even need water for this one.
It's for- it's pretty similar to gum.
Yeah, I think I still need water.
It's kind of sticking to my mouth.
Smooth.
That's the best sticker so far.
That sticker is going to get an eight out of ten
because I don't think anything is going to beat it. I'll try the apple.
I like it so much.
I think I'm going in for seconds.
Good apple too.
I like Galas.
Oh, this is hard. Really good Apple, really good sticker.
It's going to be a tie.
No, no point for this round.
You know what?
Actually, I kind of don't even want to swallow the apple.
The sticker wins.
Oop. Next up, let's go for the lemon.
Oh, this is also Sunkist.
So it's probably gonna taste
the same as the other one. It's the same.
I don't really feel like having to swallow more than what's necessary.
So let's cut the lemon
again.
Very old, but
woo! Just because that's the- ok.
The last sticker was better than this fruit.
However, the fruit does win this time.
So one point to the fruit.
Good job, Sunkist.
Next up, I don't know what this is.
Duckwall Fruit. Duhj-
D'anj- D'anjou
What is this, a pear?
Different brand sticker, though, huh?
It- it has more,
more depth to by each bite.
It's almost like biting into a fruit.
Your teeth kind of sink into this one.
I'm honestly so surprised how-
How different all the stickers taste.
Like, what are the what are the brands doing to
where they stickers are more unique than the fruit themselves.
I'm not looking forward to swallowing this one,
but that's all right. It's kind of down the middle.
It's like it's a four out of ten.
It's very slightly sour.
It bottles up quite a bit.
I don't know if these are edible, man.
I'm starting to think that you were joking.
Oh, this is just water, by the way.
I think that's going down to a three out of ten, actually.
And I don't know what this is.
Let me cut it open. Is this a pear?
What is this?
It's very hard.
I don't like it.
I actually haven't had a pear before.
I assume this is a pear.
It's a little- ehh
It's better than the sticker, but just barely.
It's close. It's close every time.
We have a lot to go. Okay, this is another Gala.
I'm not going to try and second gala. Joyfully, it has a new sticker brand.
I haven't had this one. It's a Granny Smith.
It's my favorite apple to dip in caramel.
Cause to me, it's like a little bit more bitter.
And then the Carmel's a nice, sweet touch.
I don't have any caramel though.
I wonder if I could dip the sticker in something.
Or should I dip it in? Maybe just sugar.
Sugar added.
Oh, this is great.
What brand was this?
Joy- joyfully-
does have an unfair advantage because it's sugared.
But honestly the taste is pretty much the same.
It's- it's really the texture is what separating these stickers?
It's very underwhelming. It doesn't have much going for.
It's very boring.
No interesting crunch. I kind of just want to spit it out.
I think my body is just starting to reject
these fruit stickers and it doesn't want any more going down into it.
It's. Yeah, this one's bad. Two out of ten.
Once the once the sugar wore off, it's now it's a lot of time.
I don't,
I don't want to swallow it.
Oh it's bitter.
Oh I think I'm eating well I'm eating the ink off of it.
0 to 10. Worst one year.
Granny Smith, however, is a good apple, so I'm sure I like the Granny Smith more.
Granny Smith wins.
Good job, Grandma.
Next up we have.
I actually can't read what brand this is.
It is a different sticker brand, but I is too small to read.
It's got a barcode on it
tastes like oranges.
Really bad. Really bad.
Actually, one of those stickers was just so good early on.
The Gala I think it was.
That is it's going to be really hard to beat it.
I think that might have been the best of our lineup of stickers here.
This one really makes my teeth hurt.
It might just be my teeth getting tired of biting on paper
and plastic and glue and ink, but this one's really bad.
Although I might be biased.
Like I said, I think I'm just getting sick of eating fruit stickers.
But it's another zero. Let's cut the orange.
Oh, what the...
What is this?
Why is it red?
Is it r-
I don't know if it's rotten or if it's supposed to look like this.
I think both.
Surely if it ro- *bleh*
Oh, can you let me know, please?
Okay. That's not what I expected.
Sticker sucked too. Wow, What a disappointment.
The sticker was actually better than that fruit. 1.2 sticker.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Honeycrisp.
This is Washington brand sticker.
They have their Facebook, Twitter and Instagram on it.
Hashtag eat apples.
I'm going to eat a hashtag.
Oh, wait.
I probably can't show it again.
There was a lot of glue on this one.
Very residuey
Oh stuck to my lip, even.
Yeah, Super high glue content.
It's a little bit more papery.
I almost just inhaled it,
like into my lungs because I inhaled and it went *inhale* that would have been bad.
It's bad.
Yeah, they're all starting to taste the same.
Let's move on.
I'm not going to swallow that one
Yeah, good apple.
I don't feel like eating apples, though.
I've eaten eight stickers so far and we have three to go.
I don't know if I can.
I'll just go for ten. geo fruit.
I have not had this brand so we'll try this one.
It's from Chile. Tree, grape, nectarine.
This nectarine is rotten already, as you can see.
It's very old.
I also want to compare the sticker and it's pretty
it's about like, Yeah, there's no point that round.
Here's another dollar which we've already had,
which means that the 10th and final brand or, final sticker
we're trying is Hasbro's nature's best read.
Delicious. Let's try it together this time.
Oh, my brain does not like that.
Mixing them was not a good idea.
Last sticker gone down the hatch.
Not good. No.
I think I just can't eat any more of these.
I'm not feeling.
I feel a little funny.
Maybe it's just the fruit. Maybe I just can't eat fruit.
It was pretty 50-50.
You know, some of the stickers. Not too bad.
Most of the stickers are bad with a couple exceptions.
One, most of the fruit is mediocre with a couple of bad ones.
So I still don't know what this is.
The fruit we're not going to waste.
I'm gonna go feed it to my chickens.
Let me know what your favorite fruit sticker brand is to eat.
And if I missed any good brands.
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They're not that interested in the fruit.