- What's up, welcome back to Dude Dad.
Today we will be ranking baby items from wish.com.
- If you don't know what wish.com is,
it is a cheap knockoff site
where you can buy really weird stuff.
- Let's get into it.
Alright, item number one.
- Baby nail trimmer, health slash fashion.
(Taylor laughing)
They do have fashion in quotations.
- Let's see if we can get into it.
(product clattering)
There you go.
Easy access packaging.
It's like a Dremel for your nails.
Oh my gosh, look at this, babe,
this one is like 60 grit sandpaper.
- To grind the dead skin and calluses around the nails.
What baby has dead calluses on their fingers?
- I could use it.
- This is to take the...
- Grind away.
Oh no, that time it did hurt.
See?
You use that on a baby, it's gonna rip his finger off!
- It's gonna rip my nail off.
- All right, how you feeling?
This is the most useful to the most ridiculous.
I'm going to say let's put this one right in the middle
for now, 'cause it's our first one.
Item number two.
(gasping) No!
Do you know what this is?
- That's a knockoff of one of your very first videos.
- Yes, wish.com ripped me off!
Cut that in.
- There's something sticky right there, buddy.
Just work it out.
Well, I guess imitation is the best form of flattery,
but I am gonna put this at the top
because I know that this is a really great idea.
- This is not Norwex.
- Not a sponsor, yet.
Next item.
Okay. - What is that?
- Are you sure this is for a baby?
- How did I not notice?
- Hold on, what's it called? - Wait, hold on.
Sniffing equipment.
- Sniffing equipment for children.
I think that's a poor translation of what this product is.
Let's get in there.
It looks worse out of the box.
It's a banana.
I assume this is to suck the boogers out of the baby.
Get it in there.
Oh, hold on.
I wasn't ready, it's cold.
I'm not getting nothing.
You got to get a good seal and then it kind of grabs it.
(banana slurping) Oh!
Let's see what we got.
Ready? - No.
(couple laughing in disgust)
- It worked!
- It's disgusting, but it works.
That's now a number one.
I feel just so cleared out.
Next item.
I do not know what it's called.
It looks like a bottle with a spoon on it.
So I'm guessing you put baby food inside of here
and then you can replenish your spoon.
I'm gonna fill it up here.
Let's give it a go.
You hungry?
All right, let's try it.
Give a little squeeze.
Oh, it's actually pretty cool.
Ready? - Wait, did you wash this?
- No, you saw me take it out of the package.
- It's fine. - All right, ready?
Takes a bite and then you just fart it back onto the spoon.
Honestly, I thought this was ridiculous,
but I kind of like this.
I like it better than the nail trimmer.
- Oh, for sure.
- Last item.
What do you think?
- I think it's a clown costume.
Looks like Bozo.
- You are a clown.
I did some research.
This is to put on your baby's head during bath time
so that when you wash their head,
the water doesn't hit their face.
- No, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- All right, we're gonna try it though.
- Okay ready?
- I'm ready. - Set.
Oh god.
My eyes are completely dry.
There is no soap in my eyes.
Look, look!
- You also look really cool.
(couple laughing)
- I did not expect this thing to work this well.
- I would never use that.
That goes at the very end.
- So the baby water bonnet is most ridiculous.
- So this is how we ranked them.
You let us know in the comments below
which one you would find most useful.
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Oh my gosh, it looks worse out of the box.
Here's my thing.
This could have been any shape,
but they chose this shape.