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Welcome back to Top 10 Gaming, I’m Ron McKenzie-Lefurgeyyyy Gahhhhhhh!
I frickin have to frickin do it again.
Screw it it’s fine it’s fine it’s gonna be fine.
I’ll just zone out and let the sarcasm flow through me.
Like last time, this is talking about 18 year old versions of these characters.
And I won’t be using characters from Part 1 or the sexiest sonic girls video.
So if anyone says “what about Rouge” like about a thousand people did last video, tell
them to watch the other ones.
Because it drives me absolutely bonkers and I just can’t even anymore.
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And if you want more, check out part 1.
If you want.
I don’t blame you if you don’t.
But before you do that, get ready, it’s time for the Top 10 Hottest Sonic Characters
Part 2!
Number 10: Vector the Crocodile.
Some people really enjoy a good nibble when they’re getting busy.
But you know what’s even better than a little nibble on the neck?
3700 POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH OF PREHISTORIC POWER COMING DOWN ONTO YOUR NECK, KASHAWWWWWWWWW!
Sure it might be uncomfortable for some, and lethal for others, but if you like it really
rough, I’m sure Vector would be down.
Just look at all that leather.
Number 9: Sonia the Hedgehog.
Sonia the Hedgehog comes from Sonic Underground, and as we all know, rocker chicks are awesome.
Her keyboard skills are second only to the amount of pink on her, and we all know pink
is hot as hell.
Plus, she’s a princess, so if you marry her you’re set for life.
The only problem is most retailers don’t accept fictional currency.
Number 8: Fang the Sniper.
Fang already gets some major hot points for being a cowboy, because we all know cowboys
are all ruggedly handsome.
All of them.
It’s just the way it is.
But he gets even hotter.
How?
Well, you know who played a sniper in a movie?
Bradley Cooper.
You know what Bradley Cooper is?
Hot.
That means Fang is hot.
The logic is flawless, don’t worry about it.
Trust me.
It’s good logic.
It’s very stable logic.
I have the best logic.
Nobody is as logic as I am.
Number 7: Wave the Swallow.
Wave is a totally cool swallow character, and there’s so much to say about her hotness.
For one, her pants have flames on them, and we all know flames are hella hot.
Plus, she’s into tech, something that we nerds tend to love.
Plus, those sultry eyes and long eyelashes make the fellas craaaaazy…
But most of all, her name is Wave the Swallow.
Wave, the SWALLOW.
Number 6: Jet the Hawk.
Jet the hawk is super cocky and full of himself, something that rubs some the wrong way, but
can be irresistible to others.
If you find yourself drawn towards the bro in the skintight v-neck and sideways hat who
picks a fight with everyone and their mother, you might enjoy Jet.
As long as you can get past his voice.
And the fact that he’s a cartoon hawk.
Number 5: Marine the Raccoon.
There isn’t a ton of diversity in Sonic, most of them sound pretty American.
But not Marine.
As the only raccoon among the lead cast, as well as the only Australian-sounding one as
far as I know, she’s super unique.
And of course, Australian accents are crazy hot.
Only problem with her is that raccoons spend far too much time wading around in garbage…
so you should probably start your date off with a quick swim.
Number 4: Honey the Cat.
I wasn’t sure if I’d put Honey or Marine in this spot.
What tipped the scales was cleanliness.
Cats are awfully clean, grooming themselves all the time.
Raccoons, on the other hand, are all up in garbage all the time.
So given a choice between a nice, clean, cat and a smelly trash panda, I think I’ll go
with the kitty cat.
https://youtu.be/wlWSaBAl3M0?t=35 Plus, ya know, she’s cute and friendly and all that.
But mostly it’s the garbage thing.
Number 3: Metal Sonic.
Wait, what?
Yes.
Metal Sonic.
Sometimes you don’t want to worry about wishy-washy feelings, you just want something
physical.
Well that’s perfect for Metal Sonic, since he doesn’t have those emotions.
Plus think of all the mods you could put on him!
He could fulfill any desire you have, provided said desire doesn’t require flesh.
Link in script.
Number 2: Ugandan Knuckles.
That’s right, it’s the meme sensation himself!
I don’t think I need to tell you why Ugandan Knuckles is a babe.
Those big, beautiful, outwards facing eyes…
the round body… the arms sticking so far out… not to mention the fact that he definitely
knows da wae...
Truly breathtaking.
I’ll be your queen, Ugandan Knuckles.
You can spit all over me.
Number 1: Rosy the Rascal.
Ha, found a loophole.
Amy was listed in Kelly’s video but not her evil counterpart from the comics, Rosy
the Rascal.
And since a lot of people were yelling for Amy last video, this should appease some of
you.
Rosy the Rascal is dangerously unstable, which might scare a few off.
But some people just love a crazy gal who does whatever the heck she wants while wearing
a yellow tutu.
Plus, she definitely knows how to handle a hammer.
And as we learned in Doctor Horrible…
That’s it for today!
We made it.
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Until next time, I’m Ron McKenzie-Lefurgey with Top 10 Gaming.
Later gamers!