Alright, for those of you that don't know,
this channel has recently hit 1 million subscribers.
And that's quite a milestone, I have to say.
Especially when it's been almost 7 years since I told my very first story.
A story about me getting my wisdom teeth ripped out of my head.
And I'll never forget the first comment that I ever received.
It was a comment, that said,
"i wanted to rip out all your teeth with pliers after 30s of this video"
"Oh, well, that's not very good motivation, but I guess I'll take it."
So in honor of this accomplishment
I wanted to answer a few questions, that I get asked frequently.
And maybe shed some more light on what brewstewfilms is.
Question #1: Why is the channel called brewstewfilms?
Well, I named the channel after my group of friends.
Which we called ourselves 'The Brew Crew'.
Which is named after Brewer, the patriarch of the group.
But the domain name www.brewcrew.com was already taken.
So I changed it to Brewstew instead.
Which brings me to question #2:
If the channel is called brewstew films, is your name Stew or Stewart?
And the answer to that is "no, my name is not Stewart."
What the hell kind of name is that?
I'd probably be sucking dick for money, if my name was Stewart.
It's brewstewfilms because brewstew rhymes,
and because the brewstew.com domain name was like 12 bucks, the end.
Question #3: Are the stories you tell real?
Yes, these stories are real, they're real people, with real names,
sometimes I do change the names, but most of the time I'm just like,
"Ah, fuck it, Mr. Jones, you're gonna be Mr. Jones anyways."
"I'm not changing your name, it's too damn boring and common."
Question #4: Why do you start every video with "Alright,"?
Well, I start every video with Alright because I like to get to the fucking point.
There is so many people out there, that can't tell a story,
'cause they drag on about all the unnecessary details.
"So then I was gonna go to the mall, but then I had to pick out my dress..."
"And I didn't know if I wanted the blue dress or red dress..."
"'Cause it was a Tuesday.. or wait, maybe it was a Thursday, I don't remember..."
"God damn it, get to the point!"
I like to cut through the bullshit, that's why I don't have any sponsors,
I don't do any clickbait bullshit, I just want to tell my goddamn story.
And the quickest way to tell a story is to say "Alright,"
and then you tell the fucking story! Alright? Alright!
Question #5:
Why does your voice sound so different in your older videos?
If you look at my El Dentist video from 7 years ago,
you'll notice that I sounded pretty different.
I'm like whispering and talking really fast.
I sound like I'm making a 911 call from the trunk of somebody's car.
And that's because I wasn't very comfortable talking in front of a microphone back then.
Because you have to think about it, it is kind of a weird thing to do.
You're sitting in a room by yourself, telling a story to fucking nobody.
Yeah, your cat is sitting there and staring at you.
"Why does this asshole keep yelling about fart jokes and Lindsay Lohan?"
Hell, originally I had Brewer tell the stories and I was just gonna animate them.
That's what we did for the first video, Walker Texas Ranger.
But eventually I started recording my own stories and I've done that ever since.
Granted I don't sit in a room with that goddamn cat anymore.
Usually I drive my car to some isolated spot and record while I'm inside the car.
That's what I'm doing right now.
I'm parked behind a fucking Chuck E. Cheese right now,
looking like some kind of weirdo pervert, recording the audio for this video.
Question #6: How long will you do Brewstewfilms for?
Probably until YouTube decides to demonetize my whole channel.
Which should be any day now, so that's pretty cool.
Question #7: What do you use to animate?
I use Adobe Flash and Adobe Premiere.
And if you're looking do shitty cartoons like I do,
well, you can teach yourself how to do it.
People come up to me all the time like,
"Ah, you should do a cartoon about when my uncle Bob lit the bushes on fire."
And I'm always like, "Well, I can't."
"For one, I don't know who the hell your uncle Bob is,"
"And for two, I wasn't there when it happened."
"But you can probably make a cartoon about your dumbass uncle Bob, it's not very hard."
"Just do what I did, get Adobe Flash and look up a bunch of YouTube tutorials."
You don't even have to go to a shitty community college class like I did.
I'm just gonna show you how to slide a triangle across the screen
with a goddamn motion tween.
Just watch the tutorials on YouTube, you'll learn the basics,
and then all of a sudden you're drawing your uncle Bob.
Or you're like me and you're animating
Your dumbass friend wiping his ass on your other dumbass friend as a wrestling move.
The rest is history.
And finally, question #8:
It's a question that I hear, probably, I don't know, every day of my life.
What happened to Michael and do you still talk to him?
And the answer to that is,
"Do you really think I'd still talk to somebody that I've talked so much shit about?"
I haven't talked to Michael since I was a kid.
I don't know what the hell he is doing with is life,
and I doubt he even knows what the hell a brewstew is.
But I'm sure one day I'm gonna get a very awkward phone call from him
And he's gonna be like,
"Duud, what the hell?! Why did you make me look like such a dumbass as a kid?!"
And I'm gonna be like, "Well, Michael, because you were a dumbass when you were a kid!"
"Say hi to your stepdad for me!"
But on a serious note, thank you everybody for watching these shitty cartoons that I make.
It's an absolute honor and a privilege to make these for you guys.
As long as you guys keep watching them, I'll keep making them.
And special thanks to that asshole, that wanted to rip all my teeth out.
You gave me all the motivation to keep on going.
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