Every so often, a very lucky candidate from the outside,
is selected for admission to this hallowed institution.
This is it?! This is real!
We’ve been expecting you.
The school for good and evil, where the true story behind every great fairy tale begins.
Our graduates live the very real events that change the world.
Time to face your demons.
No! Who are you?! What are you doing in my dream?!
-We are Wendell and Wild. -Who?
Everyone’s got demons. My demons have names.
The Halloween decorations are coming to life.
That’s just not something that happens.
See, they’re just actors.
They’re not actors! Repeat, the clowns are not actors!
This is our house. We are not about to die here.
This is one of those nightmare specials, the kind you never get to the bottom of.
Would you like to see my paintings?
What is happening to me?
Welcome to my cabinet of curiosities.
Mr. Harrington, has anyone ever tried to take advantage of you?
-How did you deal with that? -Harshly.
-He was a good man. -But you didn’t want to be on his bad side.
My grandma always used to say, a person shouldn’t call out unless they want an answer.
-What is this? -It’s kind of a club.
Welcome to your first official night in the Midnight Club.
There’s so many stories about this place,
stories about people who thought they were going to die but didn’t.
What’s in the basement?
No, wait, don’t! Don’t actually go down there.
L-unit, 103, help in room 103.
We understand that you work with a Charlie Cullen.
-Yeah. -He’s been at 9 hospitals. 9…
What do you mean?
He’s been killing people without ever touching them.
They found insulin in a dead guy’s saline bag.
Come, sit.
Why are you being weird, Mom?
I believe she got in a car with somebody she thought she knew.
Once she entered that vehicle, somebody grabbed the phone.
There was a girl that had gone missing.
I’m willing to battle a dark entity,
but doing it without knowing how powerful it is would just be foolish.
I’m definitely feeling a lot of energy right now.
I keep getting a woman at the top of the stairs.
Turn it around! Turn the camera around! I just saw a full out shadow.
Imagine what it’s going to be like when they find out about what happened.
How could you not tell me about this?
I’ve carried this horrible thing with me alone for years,
and it has built up this rage inside of me.
-Get out! -Don’t touch me!
I don’t know what’s me, and what part I invented.
Do you like your life, Tiffany?
I came here to experience art, to try things I may never get to again.
Italians love a good love story, and ours is for the ages.
What’s going on?
This isn’t a burden you have to carry by yourself, son.
You know you’ve got us, all of us.
Hey Connie, can you please help me rub cocoa butter on my engorged pregnancy belly?
Ooh, so you’re really pregnant, and you’re really having a kid?
We’re having a kid.
Oh man, I guess shit that happens on Human Resources affects Big Mouth too?
I guess so.
Shit!
Hi guys! Bye guys!
Why are they so buntsy?
They’re doing this 24 hour dance-a-thon thing.
Between them, and Marcel Marceau over here…
How’s it going?
You’re really not going to walk for 24 hours.
You’re better off not breathing.
Or, would you be dead?
It’s not doing me any harm.
What?!
Happiness is one of the most attractive things in the world.
You know who really notices just how happy you are, guys?
Other women…
They stare at you, and they point.
Look at him. Look how happy he is.
I bet I can change that.
What’s happening? Do you ever feel it?
Wow, look at that smoke, man!
Uh, did Justin burn something?
No! It has a smokey hint flavor.
He’s burning the oven, that’s what’s going on.
You burned the oven?
-And it smells bad. -It does smell really bad.
Welcome to Easy-Bake Battle.
I’m Antoni Porowski, and I’m here to show you
that good food doesn’t have to be complicated or fancy.
This is going to be good.
I’m Tone Bell, and we’re here in the world’s most magnificent bar,
and we’re looking for the ultimate drink master.
You’re about to meet 12 of the most accomplished,
inventive mixologists on this planet.
I hope you’re ready, because the bar is open.
Why is she angry?
Even if she were, the fact is that she…
Get away from me!
I’ve had it with these people. I’ve only been nice,
and only befriended them, and this is the thanks I get?
All roads lead to Kane. He’s in the middle of all of this.
Welcome to a new generation of deception.
12 strangers will compete together with a common goal.
Oh yes, I’m here for the money.
But there’s 1 player with a secret mission, sabotage.
You’ve lost $30,000.
What? What?!
We came out here to take a chance on love.
I am up for everybody, I just hope I will be for him.
Where are you at, Wifey? Come at me.
Boyfriend season is over. Let’s go.
A U.S. squad with NBA players lost for the first time ever in the Olympics.
If you follow basketball, then you know the nickname
of this year’s squad, The Redeem Team.
It was a shot at redemption.
It’s one of the greatest games probably ever played.
My name is Yuguo.
My dream is to come to Romania.
I really want to be there. I want to climb Mount Everest.
I went home and I googled, “How to climb Everest.”
It might take years for me to get there, but there is a way.
The first day was perfect,
but we had no idea that we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The Africans were told for years, do not repeat this story.
Don’t even mention it outside of our house, because you could be killed.
You could be lynched for making that accusation.
I was a young lawyer at the time.
I get this call from my boss.
He said, “I need you to see Jeffrey Dahmer.”
There were times that I felt like a mother to him,
and I felt like I was his therapist,
but hearing the graphic detail was more than I could stand.
I don’t know, like if they reject me or don’t want me, I get crazy.
It just kind of fed my sick need.
They didn’t want me around but I didn’t want to listen,
so I’m going to be around.
He should have been stopped. He could have been stopped, and wasn’t.
There were so many times that he could have killed me.
What are those beautiful things?
Run!
I see what’s happening here.
You’re having a kid-life crisis.
-A kid-life crisis? -Mm-hm.
Cody, Summer, Eddie,
as of today, you are officially Junior Park Rangers!
You look like you are about to pop!
-My water just broke! -What?!
What do you think you are doing?!
Right now, I am praying.
What’s in the basket, Mrs. O?
Oh, have I got some great stuff for your dinner menu tonight.
Cauliflower.
Did you say cauliflower?
Oh boy!