- It was horrible.
The burglar shattered all the windows,
turned over the furniture, didn't take a thing.
What was the point?
Was he trying to terrorize an old woman?
- Could you give us a description, Mrs. Sampson?
- He was tall.
Athletic, with wide shoulders.
And a dark complexion.
- Was he black?
- I really can't say, it was all a blur.
- You don't gotta say it.
Tall, fast, dark complexion.
I think we get the picture.
You got a read Stu?
- Got it.
Dark.
This look familiar, ma'am?
- Oh my god, it's him.
- Son of a bitch, that perp has been murdering
and destroying property around Topeka all year.
Frankly, you're lucky to be alive.
- We had him surrounded in a cornfield
about three months ago and he killed one of our best guys.
- My partner.
Then he vanished (blows out) into thin air.
(phone ringing)
- Yeah?
Our guys pulled in someone who matched the description.
We're gonna need you to ID him Mrs. Sampson.
Alright fellas, please read the line on the card.
- Woosh.
(tornado gets louder)
- It's him. It's definitely him.
- Yeah, I think that's pretty clear.
- Are you kidding me?
A tornado obviously did this,
there's literally a tornado standing in the-
is this some bizarre racist shit?
- We're not talking about that right now, Hank.
What we're talking about
is this little bank job you pulled back in April.
- It's a tornado.
It's a type of weather.
What are you gonna pull roofs off of my hands?
- Don't play games with me, Hank.
- You have to know what I'm talking about.
It's a tornado.
It's everywhere. It's in Kansas.
There's some classifications, F1, F2, F3, F4, it's a thing.
There's a famous one in the Wizard of Oz.
- Oh that old movie about the tall, black man
that throws that little girl and her house to Tiny Town?
Yeah, I saw it.
It made me sick.
- It was a tornado.
- Hey Chief, I just got off the phone with a meteorologist.
His story checks out.
Apparently what we've been looking for is a tornado?
Honestly, I don't know how we missed it.
I'm told it's a well-known type of weather, lots of wind.
- [Hank] See, wind and shit.
- Get outta here.
(car horn blaring)
- Back to square one.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- [Voiceover] It was a tornado.
There's a famous one in The Wizard of Oz.
There's some classifications, F1, F2, F3, F4.
See, wind and shit.
(cup shatters)
- Stu!
Where did he go?
The tall back man, did you see him?
(dramatic orchestral music)
(wind slowly developing)
- Leave us, go!
(crying) Go.
(grand orchestral music)
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