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>>> THERE'S A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF THIS WEEK TO TALK ABOUT.
WE HAVE A COUPLE OF LONGTIME
FAVORITES AND A NEW FACE
JOINING OUR PANEL.
PLEASE WELCOME DOCTOR AND
COMEDIAN FELIPE ESPARZA .
ALONG WITH MY BUDDIES AND
COHOST OF THE BARBERSHOP SHOW
FORMER SEAHAWK FELIPE THEM --
FELIPE -- MARCUS TRUFANT AND
TERRY HOLLIMON.
TERRY HOLLIMON. >> I HAD A TORN ACHILLES.
>> THAT IS SOMETHING THAT
NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU PLAYING
FOOTBALL.
FOOTBALL.
FOOTBALL. >> I TRIED TO TELL HIM IT TO
QUIT A LONG TIME AGO BUT HE'S
HARDHEADED.
HARDHEADED. >> I GOT MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN
OUT LAST MONTH.
SINCE EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
I'M NOT VERY SHARP ANYMORE.
I HAVE NO MORE WISDOM.
>> I NEVER HAD THE WISDOM.
LET'S START WITH TERRY'S
FAVORITE THING. BEYONCI'S NEW
DOCUMENTARY AND MUSIC.
>> I WAS REALLY DOWN WITH IT.
BEYONCI HAS GONE TO THE POINT
IN HER CAREER THAT SHE DOES
NOT EVEN HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT
SHE IS RELEASING AN ALBUM.
SHE JUST SAYS OH IT'S TUESDAY
I'M RELEASING AN ALBUM.
I LISTENED TO IT AND I HAVE
NOT STOPPED.
NOT STOPPED. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO
GET MY MAN CARD REVOKED FOR
SAYING THIS BUT I'VE BEEN
RIDING AROUND AND FLIPPING MY
IMAGINARY HAIR AND DANCING TO
BEYONCI.
BEYONCI.
BEYONCI. >> I THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE
GOT DAUGHTERS AND A WIFE AND A
LOT OF THROW ENERGY IN YOUR
HOUSE.
HOUSE.
HOUSE. >>
HOUSE. >> WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BEYONCI
DROPPING THE SALMON SHE IS
SAYING MADONNA WHAT'S UP.
MADONNA DROPPED AN ALBUM THE
SAME DAY.
SAME DAY.
SAME DAY. >> IT GOT SWAMPED.
>> SHE HAS 50 MILLION
FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM.
>> I ALSO PLAYED AQUAMAN IN
THE MOVIE.
THE MOVIE. I'M HIS STOCK DOUBLE.
>> YOU JUST SHAVED HIS BEARD
SO YOU NEED TO SHAVE YOURS.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HAIR
LIKE THIS.
LIKE THIS. >> PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT KIND OF
SHAMPOO DO YOU USE AND I SAY I
THINK IT'S CALLED SAMPLE DON'T
TAKE.
TAKE.
TAKE. >>
TAKE. >> DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?
>> I LOVE FOOTBALL.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHO RUSSELL
WILSON IS?
WILSON IS? HE JUST SIGNED AN ENORMOUS
>> THE NUMBERS DON'T GO THAT
HIGH FOR HIS CONTRACT WHICH IS
NICE.
NICE.
NICE. SO
NICE. SO MARCUS LET'S START WITH
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. HOW
YOU. HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?
>> $140 MILLION.
>> I THINK THIS IS EXCELLENT.
FOR ALL OF THE RUSSELL WILSON
HATERS OUT THERE THAT SAY HE'S
NOT AS COOL AS SOME OF THE
OTHER PLAYERS IN THE NFL.
HE IS AWESOME.
BRAND YC IS DOING A GREAT JOB.
PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF HOW
HE ANNOUNCED HIS DEAL.
>> I WILL JUST SAY IT'S A
LITTLE BIT UNUSUAL.
>> HE'S LAYING IN BED WITH HIS
WIFE WITH NO SHIRT ON
>> SEX CELLS.
IT'S 2019.
IT'S 2019. >> WHO SLEEPS IN THE BED WITH
THREE CHAINS ON.
>> EVERYBODY DOES.
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>> LET'S MAKE A LOOK AT THE
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM RUSSELL.
>> HEY SEATTLE, WE HAVE A DEAL.
>> GO HAWKS.
>> I'M GOING TO SEE YOU ALL IN
THE MORNING.
THE MORNING. >> THAT IS THE NEW TAGLINE.
>> I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE PLANE
AND WRITTEN IT IN THE SKY.
>> WHEN I SAW IT I THOUGHT
MAYBE THEY RELEASED SOMETHING
THAT THEY DID NOT MEAN TO.
IT MADE ME NERVOUS HERE FOR A
LITTLE WHILE.
LITTLE WHILE. IT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH THAT A LOT
OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN EMULATING
THIS INCLUDING TYLER LOCKETT
ONE OF OUR FAVORITE RUNNING
BACKS.
BACKS.
BACKS. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
>> HEY SEATTLE WE GOT A DEAL.
GO HAWKS.
GO HAWKS.
GO HAWKS. >> DJ CANNOT QUITE STAY IN
CHARACTER.
CHARACTER. >> HEY SEATTLE WE GOT A DEAL.
WITH HBO.
WITH HBO.
WITH HBO. TWO FREE MONTHS.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S THE THING ABOUT
RUSSELL.
RUSSELL.
RUSSELL. IT IS GOOD FUN SO HE DESERVES
ALL OF THE MONEY THAT HE GOT.
>> WITH THE HIGHEST-PAID
PLAYER IN THE NFL HE DESERVES
IT BUT I WILL STILL SAY THAT
IT WAS JUST A HALF A BUBBLE
OFF.
OFF.
OFF. >>
OFF. >> EVERYBODY IS GOING TO TAKE
THAT AND RUN WITH IT.
>> WE WERE GOING TO TRY TO
REPRODUCE THAT BUT WE THOUGHT
BETTER OF IT THANK GOD.
LET'S TALK ABOUT MONDRY.
WHO HAS MILLENNIAL KIDS?
>> THEY ARE NOT QUITE OLD
ENOUGH.
ENOUGH.
ENOUGH. >> I HAVE MILLENNIAL BROTHERS.
>> 35% OF MILLENNIAL'S PUT THE
LAUNDRY AWAY WHEN IT'S DONE.
THAT MEANS 65% JUST LEAVE IT
WHEREVER IT IS?
>> I'M NOT A MILLENNIAL AND I
WILL BE HONEST I DO NOT PUT
MINE AWAY.
MINE AWAY. >> DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE ARE TO
HEART OF MILLENNIAL'S?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> I THINK THEY NEED IT.
>> I FEEL LIKE WE ARE BEING
TOLD PEOPLE SAYING THESE YOUNG
PEOPLE TODAY.
PEOPLE TODAY. I AM DOWN WITH THEM.
>> I ALWAYS PUT MY DIRTY
CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR.
>> IT IS KIND OF A LONG WAY.
>> SIMILARLY MILLENNIAL'S ARE
CHANGING THE WAY THAT WE MAKE
BEDS.
BEDS.
BEDS. THEY DON'T LIKE A TOP SHEET.
THEY JUST HAVE A DUVET AND A
FITTED SHEET.
FITTED SHEET. THIS HAS BEEN A HOT TOPIC
AROUND YOUR OFFICE.
WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON THE
TOP SHEET?
TOP SHEET? >> I DID NOT KNOW WHAT A TOP
SHEET WAS RIGHT NOW UNTIL
RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT NOW. >> THERE IS THE FITTED ONE AND
THEN THE TOP SHEET IS THE
LOOSE ONE THAT GOES ON TOP AND
THEN YOU GENERALLY HAVE A BAD
SPREAD.
SPREAD.
SPREAD. THESE MILLENNIAL PEOPLE ARE
STARTING TO LOVE IT JUST A
DUVET ON TOP NO TOP SHEET.
>> I FOUND OUT TODAY I'M A
MILLENNIAL.
MILLENNIAL. I DO NOT DEAL WITH THE TOP
SHEET.
SHEET.
SHEET. >>
SHEET. >> WE THINK THIS IS SUCH A
THING THAT PARACHUTE THIS
COMPANY THAT DOES A LOT OF
SHEETS FOR YOUNG FOLKS THEY
DON'T EVEN SO A TOP SHEET IN
THE SET.
THE SET.
THE SET. >> I HAVE YOUNG KIDS SO MY BED
FREQUENTLY IS USED AS A URINAL.
>> IT IS UP A DAY.
SO I'M CONSTANTLY WASHING
SHEETS.
SHEETS.
SHEETS. THE TOP SHEET IS A NO GO FOR
ME BECAUSE IT'S ONE MORE THING
I HAVE TO WATCH AND WASH.
>> I LIKE THE TOP SHEET BUT I
DON'T LIKE WHEN THE BOTTOM
SHEET IS TOO TIGHT AND YOU
HAVE TO YANK IT OUT.
>> IF IT IS TUCKED INTO TIGHT
AT THE BOTTOM THEN YOU HAVE TO
USE ALL OF YOU MIGHT.
>> AND THAT IS BAD FOR YOUR
BACK.
BACK.
BACK. >>
BACK. >> THAT'S HOW I GOT PLANTAR
FASCIA THIS.
FASCIA THIS. THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.
>> IT HAS BEEN LOVELY HAVING
YOU HERE.
YOU HERE.
YOU HERE. FELIPE IS PERFORMING AT THE
TACOMA COMEDY CLUB WITH TWO
SHOWS EACH ON FRIDAY AND
SATURDAY BECAUSE HE'S
ENERGETIC THAT WAY.
CATCH NEW EPISODES WITH TERRY
AND MARCUS. WE HAVE LINKED
EVERY DETAIL ABOUT THESE
PEOPLE ON OUR