- Breathe patient.
I'm resuscitating.
- Clear, clear.
- Oh, wait. I got it, I got it.
Clear.
(urban beat)
- Today we will be playing the board game Operation. Drunk
- versus high.
- So have you ever played Operation before?
- I played years ago.
Probably since like sophomore year of high school.
- Last time I played was in middle school.
So it's time to get drunk.
- It's time to get high.
- And we're gonna be surgeons.
- It is 4:20?
- Well it's 4:20 in our hearts.
- It's 4:20 in our hearts.
- And it's five o'clock somewhere.
So, let's do this.
(water and chugging sounds)
- Okay so we are drunk and high.
- I'm high.
- We did the thing and now we're going to play
the game Botched.
- Botched Operation.
- Don't get buzzed.
You got really buzzed Joyce.
- I would say you're barely looking at me right now.
- Let's do it, let's go for it.
- Let's do it.
- Should we open the box?
- Yeah.
- Do the honors.
(fanfare)
- Okay, that's the box.
This is the guy.
I still think he needs like a haircut.
- I hope my bones are never like this.
- I know.
- Okay so this is the - We don't need this.
- Yeah.
- Oh there's a battery pack.
- It's a battery pack, we need double A batteries.
(Fantastical chime)
- The drunk girl always provides.
- Game is to get this functioning.
- We need a screwdriver next, I can't pull
a screwdriver out of my shirt.
- Can I use my nails?
- You can try, don't break your nail.
Don't do it.
- So we pretty much put the game together.
Well I didn't really help, DJ and our wonderful
team here put the game together and now we're gonna play.
- The rule is we get five buzzes and then we're out.
- I pretty much watched DJ put this together
so I know that I'm going to fail at this.
- [DJ] Let's get started then.
- [Joyce] Okay.
- You're first.
- Of course I am.
First of all, I didn't even wear my glasses
so I'm blind as hell, tipsy as hell.
- You got it, you got it.
- And I got nails on 'cause I'm trying to be cute.
(exclaims)
*beep* *beep* *beep*
Oh f- *beep*
- [DJ] All right let's count that as one buzz,
my turn, my turn.
- I'm failing, I can't even get the crap out.
- Okay, I don't even know which one to choose,
there's so many options.
- [Joyce] Don't choose this one 'cause that's a demon.
- I'm going to go for the horse.
(buzz)
Oh, pfft
(laughing)
- Okay, I don't know how this *beep* is working.
- Wait, wait, oh whatever, this timer is...
- This (buzz) oh, I was going for the heart,
but they call me the heartbreaker.
The heart is not even on the (beep) thing.
It's like in there. (buzz) No!
- All right, I'll do the butterfly. That was a bad choice,
why would I go for that one?
[Joyce] Because you're an overachiever, your such a choose.
(buzz)
So far neither of us have gotten any which is lit
- That is the polite way to say that we're both trashed.
- [Joyce] No, wait, wait, wait.
(exclaims)
When the hater says your trash you take that Adam's apple.
This is a sign that I'm-
- I told you.
- Am able to disable all men with my womanly charms.
- That's true
- So far, I got one.
- I have zero, this is probably pretty bad.
Alright, let's do this.
- [Joyce] DJ, you are a King amongst mortals,
you are amazing. We're going to get this patient home.
(buzz)
What the... You're going to kill the patient.
- I don't care about the patient anymore.
(urban beat)
Woo, it's hot in here y'all, I am sweating.
Let's go for the nuts.
- [DJ] Oh straight for it, she won again.
- Look at that.
- She's so good, better than me.
- Two, zero.
- Two, zero, all right. I don't even know which one
to go for, can I move this?
- [Joyce] Go for one you that you can be very calm with.
- I don't even know. I'm taking way too long on this...
C'mon, oh my god.
- Yes, you got it, you picked it up.
- Joyce is like the best cheerleader.
Oh, I had it, I had it, I had it,
- [Joyce] You have it, you have it. DJ you got this,
DJ don't flinch.
- Oh my god, I had it.
- You're flinching, you're flinching
- [DJ] I'm trying to like throw it.
- You're so close.
(buzz)
- I'm like way out of time, I'm just going
to do this until I get it, 'cause I deserve this.
- You deserve it.
(tick tock music)
- I did it! Let's go.
- That's my friend!
- Let's do it! Let's do it!
All right, she is still winning though.
- No...
I'm sorry, (buzz) okay, that was it for me.
That ones hard.
- That ones hard.
- 'cause it's not the shape, of the thing.
- [DJ} Can I pull This Rubber Band Down? Nevermind.
(buzz)
- A job as surgeons, we just got to get it done,
so our thing is three to one right now. Four to one.
(buzz) (buzz) (buzz)
You can't be that rough DJ. DJ, you're being way too rough.
- Joyce you're so good at this. I don't understand
how you're so good at this.
- I am a really particular (beep). Okay, I am not going
for that one, I am going for...
- [DJ] Give it up.
(buzz) (buzz) (buzz)
it's okay, it's okay, shh (beep). Okay, wait, all right
damn, it's like my (beep) sorry.
That was really inappropriate.
And I'm going to stop now.
- [DJ] C'mon
- [Joyce] You got this.
- [DJ] C'mon
- [Joyce] DJ! Yay, yes!
- That's two, it's two to four, Joyce out here stomping me.
- No, it's just because I'm only good in life
and death situation.
- [DJ] It's in like an impossible angle right there.
- [Joyce] It is.
- It's like deep in his bowels.
- It's like, okay, it's like with this patient I gotta
mess you up to make you better, you know what I'm saying?
Every buzz I'm supposed to just sit here and watch you die?
- You know (beep) hurts...
- It's not my job to watch you die.
- We're operating on you.
- It's my job to make you live.
- [DJ] You've got it Joyce.
- [Joyce] I can't listen to the haters, (buzz)
it's weird because, I am not supposed to touch the edges.
- It's like no (beep) it hurts it's an operation.
- This isn't, (beep) I don't give a (beep) anymore,
I'm a demon, just get the... get out (buzz), get out!
- [DJ] Oh, you got it! All right, I am going to try
it one more try, last try. Five...
- Five to three? When he makes it.
- She knows...
- [Joyce] DJ, DJ, do they understand who you are?
Durius, pick it up Durius
- This isn't long enough.
- So close. Excuse me, I have to drunkenly burp.
- Nice
- You got this. You're there DJ,
just get that in, get that in yes.
DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Got it, got it, got it.
- Let's go. Five three.
- We literally, we helped this patient,
Me and my team member, my squad.
This actually was a pretty fun game.
- [DJ] It's still fun, I will play it now.
- [Joyce] Even though it was difficulty level
was a little more than it needed to be.
- [DJ] When are we doing this next?
- [Joyce] Okay, Let's get lit again.
- [DJ] Let's do it.