*Wha-pish*
Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to "Hello Neighbor."
Now, there's a few things that I wanna do in this episode.
It's not just gonna be a straight forward like "try to get to the end of the scenario" type of episode.
But there are a few things that I have to talk about first...
The-- The-- The main one is that... I didn't realise that this is the neighbor's house.
That, when we arrive, this is the one we're trying to get into...
But then, something happens, the cutscenes all happen and then...
This is the one the neighbor's in.
And...
I also didn't know that, last time, my game was completely broken.
That, all the stuff that happened-- Remember all the cutscenes kinda, like, warped...
and then stuff just went to black and I woke up outside...
on the chairs.
And everything was all weird. That wasn't supposed to happen.
It was supposed to show some cutscenes of the neighbor doing something to me and...
That, he took my house and that's why I was out in the street.
So, that didn't happen, so the whole game was broken, but also...
We're gonna try and cheat-sydoodle the game today...
*The key is under the stooonnee....*
Oh, yeah.
I'm just gonna open up my house 'cause I wan... I wanna... *Crow caws* I wa...
Shut the fuck up.
I wanna see if I can get the cutscenes to play properly this time.
Aaand...
WOOSHH!!!
Right in his noggin!
Hehehe...
Stupid bird...
You think you're smarter than me, do ya?
Aaaaa...righ-
*Russian-esque accent* I need the crowbar.
*Normal voice* So, yeah, this is actually the house.
When I-- When I, like, attack the neighbor...
This is a...OOH there's a picture of Peppa Pig over there!
*Sings* Peppa Pig! *Pig snort, laughs* Umm...
So, and-- People love to theorise with this game.
I didn't realise that, that was a thing that was going on.
It's that there's a bunch of theories and a bunch of... like...
I don't know. Conspiracies and everything about people talking about this game...
Trying to figure out what the hell is actually going on.
It's quite cool. I love when people do that.
Wait, can I go over that?
Ooooohhh, let me see
Probably not
No, I can't
Turn on the lights...
No. Right.
So, this was supposed to be MY house...
And then, for some reason... the guy... gets it?
Let's see if the cutscene actually plays this time.
Hey, it's a nice little hat.
Oh, 'cause this is the-
This is the door into the... basement.
But for me, there's nothing there.
Okay.
Did I explore this house last time?
Ah, god, get outta that.
Yeah, I feel like I probably did.
Can I take a bath?
I've had a long and stressful day.
Moving isn't easy, y'know.
Okay. Cutscene?
Are you gonna do proper things this time?
I have a feeling it might just break again, anyway.
I can hear more than my footsteps.
Just sit down. Aaaahhh...
It's a nice day for a rest
But not a nice day to get...
...kicked out of your house.
Yeah, see, this happened last time.
Everything kinda froze and broke and then I thought the game crashed...
and I started freakin' out...
and I was SHAKIN' all around!
*le neighbor comes out*
Ah-haaa!
He is doing something to me!
Ohhh, so it showed you where everything was. *Chuckles*
Last time, I was just like, "Oh, he has a key on him!"
"Oh, there's a keycard up here!"
He's drinkin'... milk...
Okay, could you drink bleach instead, Mr. Neighbor?
So, for some reason, I'm having premonitions...
as to what the hell is going on.
So, he took my house.
What an absolute cock-a-tron.
Also, is that a mannequin?
Th- I didn't see anything! No, I wasn't looking!
Just sittin' across the street with your binoculars.
"I wasn't looking at anything, Mr!"
That looked like a mannequin.
Um...
Right. Okay, so what I wanna do is open up...
the console commands.
And I think you can press "ghost" and "fly."
Yeaaah!
Can I go through things?
No. "Ghost" didn't work for some reason.
Ghooost...
Ghost, ghost.
Ah-hah!
Nooow, you can go through things!
So, now you can actually explore the world...
at will!
'Cause I wasn't able to go inside this house.
What the hell is actually in here?
It's actually a fully-furnished house!
That's not bad!
What is th- oh, that's a fuckin' weird door...
Wait, where does that door lead?
Doesn't really lead to anything.
That's a strange house. Okay, now I can actually--
You can see my shadow, I'm actually still floatin' around.
And he can still see me, I believe--
FUCK! I triggered a cutscene!
He can still see me, and he can still catch me, I believe.
But, I should be able to just, like, go up really high and he won't be able to see me.
So now I can actually explore his house and see what the hell is going on!
*imitating keypad* Boop boop bip- Couldn't I..
guess the tone? Just go up and start pressing on the keypad?
*door creaks*
Don't go in yet!
Did I fuckin' tell you to go in?
*sharp noise*
*French accent* Hon hon hon! Hello! *chuckle*
How are you doing?
*Normal voice* Nope! I'm going up here! *Chuckles*
You can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man!
See? There he is. There's two of him- -WAIT!
THERE'S TWO OF HIM?
Okay! There's me...!
OH MY GOD, I'M SO FUCKIN' UGLY!
WHAT THE HELL?
I didn't know you could actually see the characters in the game, or MY character!
Oh, my God, you have a Buzz Lightyear chin!
He has like the little swirl!
Awww!
That's a face only a mother should beat.
Um...
Look at my scrawny-ass little legs.
My scrawny-ass arms--
It IS me, just in game form.
Um, well, this HERE...
*eats the apple of knowledge*
This is just assets for... cutscenes.
And it's a trick that normally developers do when you wanna swap in and out assets.
Normally, what you can do is just hide them under the... the scenery
where the g- the player can't see them, so when you need
to trigger them, you just bring them up and out of the scenery, so they're always loaded in...
and sometimes it helps performance.
Um...
So, that's a neat little thing.
'Cause you can see like, doors and everything are just here.
Like this-- Huh, God... He can still see me, I forgot about that.
We can go into his bedroom...
AHH!
*nervous laughter*
Even when I'm fuckin' cheating, this game is scary!
What else is there that I haven't seen?
*reading* Lost and found..
Okay, there's nothing really in there. I was in...
I've been in... *startled* ...most of the other things!
How did you see me?
*Neighbor yells*
Uhh, what-- what did he do? *Chuckles*
See ya later!
Where's he goin'? *Laughs*
He's lookin' for me and he can't fucking find me.
Ohh, what a numpty.
Umm... So, as you can see, the door is like a trigger event.
So, you can't actually get to the basement yet.
It's not loaded in. It's a separate event completely.
But, maybe I can actually go upstairs...? Whaaaaaaaat?
realization in
3,2,1
Fireworks?
Am I hearing a fuckin' bird?
What the hell are you up ta'?
Who are you?
WHY are you?
*bird caws*
*sudden realization*
Son of a BITCH!
That's the crow that stole my key when I arrived...
and I threw a rock at him!
*crow continues to caw angrily*
That little dick!
And there's bits of cars!
Did you sabotage me?
What is this thing?
What does this thing do?
It looks like it electrocutes things. Oh, wait...
It's a magnet.
Ah-hah! I can magnetize objects!
I don't wanna fuckin' throw the thing! I need that!
Well I don't NEED it, but I want it.
Okay.
Wait a second, so how do you actually get up here?
THAT'S where the little steps led to!
This area!
But this isn't, like, an explorable area in the game.
Can I pull off the bolts?
*Siri from Jack's phone* "I can help you find a place if you turn on loca--"
Can you shut the fuck up?
I said something that sounded like Siri...
...and then she turned on and started reading what I was saying!
Even though I wasn't really saying anything.
THESE ARE MINE!
These are for MY house!
Right, let's actually just go through the door.
What am I doing? Ah, that's where it is.
Strange, man.
It's cool to see how everything fits together!
And there's actually, like... whole areas... that are just like
off limits, or that you can't get to normally.
This fuckin' bird won't shut the fuck up...
Right, where is the dude, right now?
Where am I right now?
Ohhhh, I CAN go down here!
I just actually had to go to the door!
Could I actually not get back out now?
Oh, god! I'm actually just in the basement now!
Cool! Okay, NOW, I can explore!
'Cause normally, when you get down here, it cuts out after you try and get through one of the doors.
So there's that... picture of somebody again.
The bird and this guy. We don't know who this guy is. We've never seen him yet.
Maybe we'll never see him.
Maybe we will, it's a lot less ominous down here. I like THIS. *Chuckle*
Burnt stuff down here?
The hell is going on? Where does this lead? Oh, keys!
Good lord! This place is GIGANTIC!
There's a fuckin' cell?
What the hell?
So, I'm assuming this is going to be a whole area that we can play later.
That's cool!
So they actually have this whole place, like...
mapped out already, but it's just not a thing.
Let me go through the door and we end up... nowhere.
That's pretty neat-o.
See, I-I love this shit. I love seeing how levels are all built.
And I love seeing how developers, like, put things together.
It's fascinating!
Am I being seen by cameras?
So what-- Do these actually open?
Hello?
No, there's no power in them.
This just seems like a maze.
That, when you get into the basement he's gonna chase you,
so you have to come down here and just...
hide, I guess?
And try and find your way to the end.
'Cause, this is REALLY confusing!
And I'm cheating! I'm going through the frickin' map...
and I still can't figure out what the hell is going on.
There's bits of chairs everywhere...
Awesome!
Ah, it's WAY below.
If I keep going down it's like a whole separate plane.
this is like Level 1, and this is the le-- Ugh, basement thing, so if I just keep going up...
...then I can go here!
WoOOAahh
What the f-- Is this his house?
I have no idea where I am...
...in space or time.
Wait, no, that's the house. The hell is this?
Is it water? It IS water!
There's just like a little shack out the back.
There is so much more...
in like this world...
that you can't even get to.
Like, all of this is at the back of the house that you arrive at.
Jesus Christ.
*Music kicks up*
Oh, he's chasin' me!
Aww, he's chasin' me!
What's up, Neighborino!
Yeah!
Sucks to be you, bro!
Now you can't do anything to me!
I'm invincible-- Wait, can he still catch me?
Yeah, he can. *Chuckles*
No! Don't go back to his frickin' door!
So, I wanna see...
Yeaaah!
*reading* "Open Level 1." We're in Level 1 right now, and this is Alpha 2...
So, "Neighbor 3..."
I think is a completely separate thing.
*rattling noises and ominous music*
Hello?
Wh-- Who-- Wh-- Where-- Where am I?
What Al-- What the fuck am I in right now?
Can I fly and ghost again, please?
Yeah?
I can't see anything.
What is anything right now? OOOOOKay.
Here we go!
So this is a different level.
This is completely different, it-- It's called, "Neighbor 3."
So, either, it's alluding to what Alpha 3 is, or it's a third level... Or...
I dunno. It-- It seems just like a hodge-podge of everything.
It just seems like...
...an area where stuff is lyin' around, so it might just be...
...a leftover disused level.
Which, again, is something that developers just kinda do.
There's just stuff...
I don't even know if the neighbor is in here.
*flashlight clicking* Do you even turn on? Doesn't seem like it.
Um...
'Cause stuff is just lying around.
So, it seems like it's a test bed.
Which I wouldn't be surprised, because...
Oh, God. OH, God, what the fuck is that light?
Jesus Christ!
Look at the SIZE of this place!
There's no way that that's another house!
That, and the fact that there's nothing to fucking do in it.
Like, there's no... It's not as well... defined as some of the other places.
I can't see... ANYTHING.
So there's a bunch of things in the actual console commands, if you just press "M" or "F" or something.
You can see... I think the purple ones are trigger events, 'cause that's what I was doing...
like, to travel to Level 1 and everything, but...
There's stuff like servers..
And... Where did I see- -"GameLiveStreaming.StopWebCam, || StopBroadcasting
|| StartWebCam," and so... I dunno, maybe the-- Maybe they're gonna bring, like, an actual live streaming thing...
into the whole game. Maybe they'll actually enable like a Twitch... integration?
'Cause a lot of games-- Oh, it actually has a front.
A lot of games are doing that, where you have Twitch integration and then you can actually...
dick over the player AS you're playing the game.
Which could be a cool little thing.
But, yeah, I don't think this is an actual level that we're going to play. It looks like a sandbox...
...that you can get in and just...
Maybe it's a sandbox that... the developers are making.
*flashlight click* This flashlight doesn't work.
'Cause, this is just the kitchen from the other place...
...That you can just get in and, like, dick around with...
...materials, and you can get in and see what actually works against the...
Why is this bright...? OHH!
Hey, buddy!
He's just lyin' here!
Are you awake? Sir?
Hello? *Chuckles*
I am IN the Neighbor!
I'm lookin' at his hairy chest!
OH! He doesn't have any insides!
No wonder he's a monster! *Chuckles*
So, yeah, this-- This might be a sandbox level that they'll create later, but...
That does it for this episode! I know I didn't actually DO a whole lot, but I just wanted to get in and see...
...um, explore the levels for what they are, because...
I mean, once I did the level in the last episode, there wasn't a whole lot left to do, anyway.
Except cheat, and dick around, and try and see different things, because...
Now, it's not like... the levels progress. I can't go off and do the other one that they had in the previous Alpha, so...
Still have no idea what they're gonna do with this game. A lot of people are theorizing as to what all these...
...things mean, like, "Oh! There's a TV on boxes here. That means he killed his wife."
...Sorta thing, but, I mean...
A lot of this is just leftover assets...
...or just leftover things that the developers put in different places, just for the sake of fluidity...
...or-- Or maybe it is secrets!
I don't know. I'm not the developers. Um, they seem to have put the console commands in here for a reason.
So...
I-- I'm interested to see what-- What'll play out, and I'm interested to see--
*ominous music kicks in*
*sharp noise*
What? *Chuckles*
I'm interested to see what the-- the game's gonna turn out to be, and what the-- the final... evolution of it is gonna be and...
...how long it's actually gonna take to come out, but this still is very much Alpha.
There's a lot broken, there's a lot to be changed, there's a lot to be fixed, but I really like this game and...
...I'm looking forward to seeing... where it ends up.
But for now...
Thank you, guys, so much for watching this episode!
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*Whapoosh* *Whapoosh*
But thank you, guys, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*outro music*
I can hear him...
He's walkin' around. Don't catch me, I'm flying!