- Did I say bring out the grill?
Bring out the grill bro.
Got damn.
You just stand there like a dumb ass.
What the hell am I paying him for?
(hip hop music)
Yo welcome to Hood Science.
I got my Assistant here, Pepito.
He hungry so we gonna make some chopped cheese aight?
What chopped cheese is is a New York sandwich.
Am I right son?
You alright?
What is comprised of is
hamburger meat, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup,
mayonnaise, you could put whatever you want, had some
dope ass seasoning.
And I'm gonna show you how to make it.
Of course I make the best because I'm a Scientist.
You know I went to school for this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But before we start,
this is the dangerous part okay so
got to use protection son.
Grab the meat patty.
(hip hop music)
Oh shit.
Throw the fucking meat patty in the center right there.
Grab some onions, sprinkle some onions on that motherfucker.
Now you want to add some seasoning.
Toma, toma, toma.
Make sure you got a dirty grill.
The reason why is, you have a whole bunch of flavor on
it that you want it to attach to the meat.
(grunts)
Yo smells like a bodega.
So chopped cheese is a sandwich you can get it from
bodegas and corner delis, you dig?
Alright you want to put cheese on it.
Last time I ate cheese, I was in the bathroom for
three days.
Turns out I'm lactose intolerant.
What kind of cheese is it?
This is
yellow fucking cheese.
Alright bet.
So you grab the bread.
You put it in a presser right here right?
This gonna toast the inside of the bread and the outside.
Because it just tastes better.
It's just science bro.
See this look nice.
Motherfucker, this shit hot.
Put some mayonnaise on it, then you spread the ketchup
like this, just squirt it.
Like it was a fucking hot dog.
We gone put meat on the buns, you know what I'm saying?
Alright we grab the lettuce.
We put lettuce right on top.
(grunts)
The big ass tomatoes that's how I like it,
I'm a put it out there there's no perfect way to
make chopped cheese this is the way I make it.
The other people make it so many different types of ways.
You could change it up.
You could vary it.
Vary it up.
You could vary it up.
You know what I mean, the shit varies alright?
This is gonna be the moment of truth.
We gonna try this chopped cheese, make sure this shit
tastes good.
(triumphant music)
Holy shit this is good.
So I invited some of my friends.
They're gonna come over and try chopped cheese for the
first time.
- Today we are going to try chopped cheese
which I thought was a certain type of cheese, but it's
apparently a sammich.
- It's not just like mozzarella chopped up?
And that's it?
- I lied.
(laughs)
I just came for the chopped cheese.
I love chopped cheese.
I wanted to come in here and pretend that I never tasted
it before but you know I have.
- Whoa, whoa.
- (speaks Spanish)
Which is big, I want the biggest one?
- Not the first time you said that.
- Looks like it came from the deli.
- Yeah, it's nice.
I like the packaging.
(MUMBLES)
- This is just like a burger.
- This is like a torta that we get here.
- Oh sorry I tried it.
- What you doing?
(upbeat music)
- (speaks Spanish)
I'm impressed.
- This is good.
This is really good.
- This good.
You're about to say something mean shit.
- I'm not mean, me?
It's good.
- It's really good.
- This is really good.
(upbeat music)
- It tastes like an In and Out burger,
but it doesn't.
- When I get drunk, I like to have good
food to replenish myself.
This probably would be it.
- Can you get this at 2am?
Cause that's when it really matters.
- After a wild night at the clurb and I'm like
oh man, I could really use a chopped cheese.
- And kick off your heels and you walk down the sidewalk
to the first food vendor.
- You put on your flats.
- I know, I really wanna go in on this sandwich, but
I don't wanna get messy on camera.
- I don't care.
Get messy.
This is worth getting messy for.
- Yes it is.
Not on camera.
- It's not all meat, it's not all cheese,
it's perfect.
- That's why it's called chopped cheese.
(upbeat music)
(laughter)
- Where you going?
- I need to finish my sandwich off camera.
- Alright.
- I said this before and I'll say it again.
- What?
- You know it's good, when it comes from the hood.
- Me and chopped cheese.
(clapping)
- It's chopping.
- Chopping.
- Remember you can get your chopped cheese in New York.
- For dollars.
- We did it.
(upbeat music)
We did it.
You can't eat none of this.
You ain't even got a digestive system.
(upbeat music)
This was delicious.
Until next time.
This was Hood Science.
Mmm, so good.
(beep)