>> James: LOOK AT YOU.
>> LOOK AT ME.
>> James: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, HOW DO
YOU FEEL TO BE, YOU KNOW, OUT OF THE HOUSE HERE, IN A STUDIO.
DO YOU FEEL GOOD?
>> THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
I DROVE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE JUST TO BE WITH YOU AND TO HAVE
THIS LIVE EXPERIENCE THAT ZOOM TALK SHOWS, IT IS A COMEDY
KILLER.
>> James: YEAH.
>> YEAH.
YOU PROBABLY NOTICED THAT, ALL THE INTURPSES,.
>> James: WE'RE.
>> GREAT TIME.
>> James: NO, SORRY, YOU GO.
, SORRY.
>> I WOULD SAY-- .
>> James: NOW WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE, RAINN, WE
REALLY ARE.
YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM AN EPIC ROAD TRIP.
HERE ARE YOU HERE, LOOK AT YOU, LOOKING LIKE THE KING OF R VRK.
HOW WAS THIS?
IS THIS AS MUCH FUN AS PEOPLE SAY IT IS?
TALK TO ME, HOW WAS THE TRIP?
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.
I TOOK MY WIFE AND 16 AREA OLD SON, WE WENT TO THE GRAND
CANYON, TO UTAH AND WE ACTUALLY DELIVERED 500 POUNDS OF FOOD TO
THE NAVAJO NATION, THEY HAVE BEEN HIT REALLY HARD WITH COVID.
>> James: THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
>> I SAW NOMADLAND AND I WAS INSPIRED AND I WANT STOD SEE THE
REAL AMERICA AND NOT BE LUKE SOME ELITE HOLLYWOOD DOUCHEBAG.
I PROB LEE CAN'T SAY THAT WORD, CAN I.
>> James: DOUCHEBAG.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I THINK YOU CAN.
>> OKAY AND LIKE FLYING TO THE FOUR SEASONS IN MAUI, WE STAYED
IN A WAL-MART PARK PARKING LOT, THAT IS A THING.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND WE HAD A FANTASTIC TIME.
>> James: BUT HERE IS MY QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE TO DO
TRAINING STUFF BEFORE YOU DRIVE ONE?
I THINK I WOULD BE SCARED TO DRIVE ONE.
>> THEY GIVE YOU LIKE A TOUR IN LIKE THREE MINUTES.
AND THERE IS THE THIS, YOU PLUG THE THING AND HERE IS THE
ANING, BUT I AM THE RV KING AT THIS POINT.
>> James: WELL, YOU TOOK THIS PHOTO, LOOK AT.
THIS YOU WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON, AS YOU SAID.
CAN I ONLY IMAGINE IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND EXTRAORDINARY.
BUT TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS WARNING SIGN THAT IS NEXT TO THE
GRAND CANYON.
>> THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING WE SAW WHEN WE GOT OUT OF
OUR RV AT THE GRAND CANYON, AND APPARENTLY, IT IS SO [BLEEP]
BEAUTIFUL THAT YOU FALL DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND VOMIT.
SO WARNING-- NO, IT IS ACTUALLY BECAUSE SO MANY DON'T REALIZE
THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT, THEY ARE CLIMBING, AT
5,000 FEET AND IT IS INCREDIBLY STEEP CLIMB AND THEY GET HEAT
STROKE AND START VOMITING.
YOU KNOW LIKE EVEREST, THEY MARK THEIR WAY UP THE TRAIL WITH THE
DEAD BODIES ARE, SAME WAY IN THE GRAND CANYON BUT WITH PILES OF
VOMIT.
>> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT TRIP.
WOULD YOU DO AN RV TRIP AGAIN.
>> I WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
IT WAS HORRIBLE IT WAS THE WORST.
FIRST OF ALL, I'M THE WORST RV DRIVER OF ALL TIME.
>> James: WHY.
>> WE HAD LIKE A 1500 DOLLAR DEPOSIT, WHICH WE LOST.
THEY ARE STILL TABULATING THE ADDITIONAL DAMAGES.
>> James: NO.
>> TRUE STORY THAT WE DID TO THE RV.
THE BUMPER WAS DRAGGING, THE TOILET WAS BROKEN, THE
WINDSHIELD WAS CRACKED.
WHICH BROKE THE TOILET.
>> James: WOW.
>> SO IT WAS ALWAYS-- IT WAS LIKE A GAPING MA-W OF A TOILET
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GRAY WATER
AND BLACK WATER.
>> James: I DO NOT.
>> I WILL TELL YOU AT THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.
BUT IT'S ALSO SO LOUD IN THE RV.
THEY DON'T TELL YOU THIS.
YOU ARE DRIVING ALONG, HONEY CAN I HAVE A SANDWICH, SH'S LIKE
WHAT?
>> HONEY, YOU CAN MAKE ME A SANDWICH BECAUSE IT IS JUST
ROARING AS YOU ARE GOING DOWN THE FREEWAY, RATTLING.
I SHOULD HAVE FLOWN TO MAUI AND STAYED AT THE FOUR SEASONS.
>> James: THAT HOLLYWOOD ELITE DOWSH BAG.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: I THINK THAT IS WHY I HAVEN'T DONE IT.
>> YEAH?
>> James: I FEEL LIKE ME, MY WIFE AND OUR THREE KIDS WOULD
GET TO THE END OF THE ROAD BEFORE SOMEONE HAS SAID THE
PHRASE, RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED BUT SOMEONE WILL SAY
THAT.
>> BUT I GOT TO HAVE TWO ESSENTIAL AMERICAN EXPERIENCES
WHICH WAS VISITING THE GRAND CANYON, AND SLEEPING IN A
WAL-MART PARKING LOT.
SO WHICH-- .
>> James: I HAVE.
>> YOU HAVE?
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT T LONG STORY, WE HAD
GATHER GRILS ON THE SHOW, YOU DID HIS SHOW, RUNNING WILD THIS
SEE BE SO, HERE IS MY QUESTION, WHY?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M ASKING MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION BECAUSE I WAS
ON THE SHOW AND I KEPT SAYING TO BAR, LIKE I THOUGHT THIS WAS
GOING TO BE LIKE CELEBRITY HARD.
THIS IS LIKE, IT'S REALLY HARD.
>> James: YES.
>> I WAS CLIMBING CLIFFS.
AND I WAS FLUNKING.
AND I WAS-- .
>> James: SORRY?
>> LONG STORY.
I WAS EATING FISH EYEBALLS, IT WAS-- WHEN THE PRODUCERS FIRST
TALKED TO ME THEY WERE LIKE IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WON'T DO.
I SAID YEAH, I DRAW THE LINE AT SKYDIVING, I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTSK
I DON'T WANT TO RIDE IN A HELICOPTER.
THEY SAID WELL, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO RIDE IN A HELICOPTER, THAT IS
HOW BEAR COMES AND GOES, IT WILL BE FINE.
THE FIRST HELICOPTER THEY PUT A HOOK ON ME.
AND BEAR IS LIKE HELLO, HELLO MATE, HERE WE GO, IT IS GOING TO
BE AN ADVENTURE, GOING TO BE SO GOOD.
AND THEN WE'RE ON THE-- OUTSIDE THE HELICOPTER, IT TAKES OFF.
>> James: OH NO STOP.
>> AND WE'RE GOING LIKE 50 MILES AN HOUR, 100 FEET OVER THE TREES
BUT THEN IT GOESES WORSE.
SO WE FINISH THIS WHOLE GOT TO TAKE AN ADVENTURE AND THE
HELICOPTERED CERTIFICATE COMING BACK, I AM LIKE OKAY, I HAVE
DONE THAT, EATEN FISH EYEBALL, I HAVE SPALUNKSED J.
>> James: WHAT?
>> I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE BREAK.
THE HELICOPTER COMES AND THEY PUT A CABLE DOWN 30 FEET UNDER
THE HELICOPTER AND THE HELICOPTER TAKES OFF AND I WAS
GOING TO SAY NO, BUT BEAR IS SO CHARMING.
HE IS LIKE OH, YOU ARE A CHAMPION, YOU'RE A LEGEND.
YOU'RE TRACKING IT, COME ON, THIS IS WONDERFUL.
AND I WILL DO ANYTHING IF ANYONE CALLS ME A LEGEND.
>> James: I THINK THAT IS HIS WHOLE THING, I THINK THAT IS HOW
HE GETS YOU TO DO STUFF.
HE SAYS THINGS LIKE YOU WILL BE BRILLIANT.
WHAT HE MEANS IS YOU WILL MAKE BRILLIANT TV AND THEY ARE NOT
THE SAME THING.
>> I THINK, I THINK THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH, CUZ I, I WOULD SWIM
WITH SHARKS IF SOMEONE WAS LIKE YOU'RE A LEDGE EN, YOU ARE
CRUSHING IT.
I WILL BE LIKE OKAY, LET'S GO.
>> James: NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW PODCAST DARK AIR WITH
TERRY CARNATION, DEBUTED THIS MONTH TO GREAT ACCLAIM, WHO IS
TERRY CARNATION AND WHAT CAN WE EXPECT.
>> TERRY CARNATION IS A CHARACTER I CREATED NEAR AND
DEAR TO MY HEART, MY ALTER EGO.
A LATE NIGHT AM PARANORMAL CALL-IN TALK SHOW HOST.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> SO HE SUFFERED KIND OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, MAKING HIS
RETURN TO THE RADIO AIRWAVES IN THIS FICTIONAL SCRIPTED PODCAST.
AND WE ALSO HAVE IMPROVISED CALLS WITH ALL KINDS OF GREAT
ACTORS.
THE CAST OF THE OFFICE, THOMAS LENNON, CALLING IN AND
IMPROVISING CALLS WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR PARANORMAL
SUPERNATURAL QUESTIONS.