Hey, guys! My name is Dice Rollen. Today we're gonna be taking a look at some
horror movie characters that were so goddamn stupid it's a miracle they're
alive... At least some of them. You know the type of character I'm talking about the
asshole who tells everyone to split up before going to investigate a noise that
was obviously made by the killer. Or the bitch who refuses to believe all the
blatant warnings about a vengeful spirit in our house and promptly gets
eviscerated by said ghost. So without further ado this is my list of ten of the
dumbest horror movie characters each of Alison's friends Tucker and Dale vs.
Each of Allison's friends. Tucker and Dale VS Evil.
Allison seems to hang out with some pretty dim bulbs if you catch my drift.
However in the circumstance of her possibly being kidnapped by some
possibly homicidal hillbillies none of them are very helpful. As a matter of
fact they all end up getting killed due to their own actions. However the reason
I'm putting them so low on this list is because this is a comedy meant to point
out stereotypes of horror and these friends are the primary butt of the joke.
*Tucker screaming*
Helen Shivers. I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Helen is, in many ways, your typical blonde in a horror movie. However she
does manage to prove her strength and resilience while fending off the hook
wielding killer who's after her. Until she decides it would be a wise idea to
stop mere feet away from safety to see if the killer is still after her. If she
had simply continued forward she would have survived.
Louis Creed. Pet Sematary. I could forgive Louis for burying Church
in the Micmac Burial Grounds given that he didn't know what would happen. Burying
Gage there came from a place of unimaginable grief and a touch of
madness. But repeating this with Rachel goes beyond my ability to overlook
things. Granted that by this point Louis has 100% gone off the deep end. Let's not
forget that he was in some sort of denial about Church the whole time though.
Louis: It will be alright, Rachel. I promise.
Darius Jenner. Jeepers Creepers. While I could have put
both of the Jenner siblings in this spot I decided that it was technically
Darius's fault that The Creeper caught on to them. Besides it was ultimately him
The Creeper was after. Morally Darius was only trying to do the right thing, but
calling the police would have been a much wiser choice than "having a look for
himself". It's another example of what not to do in a horror movie.
Trish: Darry, don't even think about it!
Darry! Darius: I told you I heard someone!
Trish: You know the part in scary movies where somebody does something really stupid
everybody hates them for it? This is it!
Wendy Torrance. The Shining. There's a
reason Wendy is included in a not so flattering light in a series of memes on
the internet. While she does eventually show some strength in favor of saving
Danny she's really the exact opposite of the type of person you'd want trying to
help you. Even with a decent weapon in hand, going up against her psychotic
unarmed husband she still somehow cowers in fear until the last possible
second. Danny does a lot more than she does to save their lives.
Wendy: Don't hurt me! Jack: I'm not gonna hurt ya...
Wendy: Stay away from me! Stay away!
Please!
Barbra. Night of the Living Dead. In a zombie apocalypse the last thing you
want is dead weight, pun intended, and unfortunately for Ben that's exactly
what Barbara is. Granted she just saw her brother be killed by the recently
reanimated dead, but that's no excuse for looking around like a drunken squirrel
and providing zero help. Even when faced by her now zombified brother she's taken
out pretty easily.
Barbra: Oh only ten more minutes? We don't have
very long to wait. We can leave.
Mayor Larry Vaughn. Jaws. It takes a special sort
of individual to be ignorant enough to ignore people telling him there's a
man-eating shark near a highly populated beach. Twice. All for the sake of keeping
his reputation clean and his profit flowing in. But maybe I just have a
problem with political leaders who choose to ignore major problems.
Mayor: But as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open
and the people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship".
Micah. Paranormal Activity. This character has been berated time and time again and
for good reason. He tries to act the part of the macho guy protecting his girl, the
problem is this is a malevolent unseen force he's up against.
Katie repeatedly tells Micah they should go and that they're in danger once
things start to elevate. So what does Micah do? He breaks out the Ouija board!
I felt very little remorse when he died, not gonna lie.
Katie: You promised me you weren't going to mess with that stuff!
Micah: No. I promised you I wasn't gonna buy a Ouija board-
Katie: Oh! You knew exactly what I meant!
Micah: I borrowed it from- Katie: How dare you!
Eric. Evil Dead. Eric isn't the guy you would want to bring to a secluded cabin
to help with someone going through drug withdrawals. And he's definitely the last
person you'd want going anywhere near an ominous book bound in human skin. Despite
the numerous warning signs that this book shouldn't be messed with Erica not
only decides to take a look at its pages, but also read a key incantation out loud.
Again, despite the fact that the book itself tells him not to.
Eric: Naturom Demonto. "Leave this book alone".
Every damn character. Birdemic. Watch one little clip from this movie and I highly doubt I
would need to explain why I put them all at number one. But just in case, every
character that you see in the duration of this film has an IQ in the single
digits. Not one smart decision is made by any of them.
Dude with Hanger: Hey, here they come!
So those were my picks for the Top 10 Dumbest Horror Movie Characters! I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did
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