Alright?
Morning.
Caught anything?
Just a cold.
Not sure I'll improve things in that area.
Probably not.
Appreciate the company though.
Why'd you always want to meet in the middle of nowhere?
It's nice to get away from it all isn't it?
Away from it all? Away from it all doesn't exactly describe and hours trek through the soddin' wilderness.
It's good for you Perry.
Anyway, do you want a beer.
Nah, I can't. I'm technically working from home today.
Bound to get a call from one of those clowns in the office.
You can't take a call our here, you won't get reception.
You never know.
The stars might align, and Vodafone might actually be worth the subscription.
Maybe?
Jesus!
Andrew, I think I've got something!
Bollock, already?
Two hours I've been here, I haven't even had so much as a nibble.
It's a shoe.
Ha, that's more like it.
Might as well grab a beer, and settle in. There's nothing out there today.
Hold on...
There's something in here.
Jesus Christ!
What are you doing?
Don't throw dead people at me!
I'm sorry.
It's okay. Besides it can't be real, can it?
It doesn't look fake to me.
Well it must be...
Severed feet don't just turn up-
Oh, stop touching it!
Oh, Jesus, it is real it's falling a part already!
Well what does that prove? I mean whatever it is it's obviously been in the water for God knows how long, of course it's in pieces.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to call the police...
The emphasis being on the trying.
Well why? We haven't done anything.
No, of course not, but we've got to report it, I mean it could be a missing person.
Well then most of them's still missing.
There's no point packing up now, you've only just got here.
Andrew, I'm standing next to a severed foot, how can this even be a discussion?
Possible severed foot...
There's no point jumping to conclusions, and ruining what up until now has been a perfectly nice day.
Ruin it! Ruin it! There's a large chunk of person there!
Don't you dare!
Why not? It wasn't a problem when it was in there, lets put it back where it came from.
This is our responsibility.
Look even if it is real it's not exactly- Andrew! - wander off anywhere is it?
Andrew!
Look, if you want we can take it back with us when we leave?
You want me to spend
a relaxing day, standing next to a body part?
Yeah.
Well, a few hours. Three tops.
You are delusional, right.
Look, we or, I am taking this to the authorise.
What? How?
What, you're going to hike back with a muddy boot shoved down your jacket?
Hey!
You can't use that, that's mine!
Unbelievable! Is - is this really more important to you?
What? Than carting a possibly fake foot around all day. Yes!
Why don't you just let me go, and then you can be alone in peace you selfish bastard!
Perry, don't be so stupid!
At least take the bloody beer out first!
Give it to me!
Shit!
Grab the net.
Bollocks.