Now there are certain sisters
that you definitely do not want as your gift-giver.
It's pi worked out to the five-millionth decimal.
It would've been six, but, you know... last-minute gift.
It's a void of nothingness, just like the universe.
The best sister to get as your gift giver is... Lily.
Now, it might seem strange to want a toddler
to pick you in a gift swap, but because she's so young,
Lily can't do her own shopping.
So what you're actually getting is a present from Mom and Dad.
OM gosh, this is a pleated A-line skirt
that I've been wanting forever. Thanks, Lily.
[babbling, chuckles]
[siblings] Merry Christmas!
[unwrapping]
Well, that's all the Christmas presents.
Time to start decorating for Valentine's Day.
Wait, I still have one more. I saved the best for last.
[groaning]
Merry Christmas, babe.
[gasping] Boo-Boo Bear?
I couldn't find anything good enough to buy you
for our first Christmas together,
so I decided to give you myself.
Ah. That's literally the perfect gift.
Oh, I got you a present too.
I hope it's food and water.
Okay, mi amor, open.
Happy anniversary, Frida.
[gasping]
Oh, Carlos, you made a portrait of me out of breakfast.
Oh, well, the kids helped, too.
I love it so much.
How beautiful mis amores... and delicious.
Thank you, Carlos. And here's your gift.
[gasping] You got me a trip to fly
on a vintage World War II aircraft?
[gasping]
On the P-40 Warhawk, no less.
That's a great gift.
So, when are we going?
I'm sorry but the ride is only for your father and me.
What?!
What are we gonna do all day?
Ho ho ho!
Relax, Flip, okay? I was just leaving for work.
No, no, no, it's Christmas. The Food N Fuel is closed today.
You got the day off, kiddo.
And that debt, it's paid in full.
[chuckles] Boop. Ho ho ho!
Flip, what's going on?
Please, it's Santy Flip
and I got goodies here for everybody.
Here ya go, skipper.
Get that bad boy in the oven toot suite.
The Gobblesworth Farm? Appears to be legitimate.
[gasping] Hmm. So that's what happened to her.
Hey, uh, can I have that label?
Here you go. Hey, thanks for the turkey, Flip.
So I heard something about goodies?
Whoa, look at all this stuff!
Yeah!
[sighing] You did good, Flip, old boy.
It feels nice to give back once in a while.
Whoa, the Flippee machine?
This is totally the best gift ever!
[chuckles] Ooh.
Ol' Santy Flip got a bit caught up in the moment,
didn't mean to...
- Aw, bring it in, guys! - Merry Christmas, everybody.
Aw, heck. Merry Christmas to us all!
Ho, ho, ho!
Okay, guys, it's time to put
Operation Paint The Peeling House
To Give Mom And Dad The Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever
And Also Think Of A Shorter Name
For This Operation... into action!
I still think adjacent burial plots
would have been a better gift.
Nothing says romance like eternity.
[honking]
They're back! Paintbrushes down!
Surprise! Happy Anniversary!
Good... gravy.
So, you like it?
Uh...
[giggling]
Best anniversary gift ever.
- Ow! - Welcome back, Lame-o.
Hey, Ronnie Anne. I brought you a present.
Oh, cool, a Royal Woods' sweatshirt.
I got it at Gus's Games and Grub.
Uh, sorry, it smells like garlic knots.
Beats smelling like a dog. Thanks.
Ow! [phone ringing]
Ronnie Anne, it's Sameer calling.
I'll call him back later.
Who's Sameer?
Oh, Sameer's a part of Ronnie Anne's little group
of friends. They're all thick as thieves.
It's so sweet.
Cool. I'd love to meet them.
No, no, this weekend's all about you.
Come on. We have a lot of catching up to do.
[gasping] David Steele issue number one?
That's right. Your Gramps gave it to me when I turned 12.
Thank you guys.
Oh, man, I've got to tell Clyde about this.
[gasping]
Whoops. [chuckles]
Wrong button.
Lincoln, is that- is that a spy car?
Can we ride it?
Yeah, can we? Please, please, please, please, please.
Hey! Is that my princess ride?!
[overlapping chatter]
[Lynn Sr shrieking]
Uh, what's going on?
Kataro, this is literally the best gift
in the entire world. [sobbing]
He's only saying that cause he hasn't seen our gift yet.
[laughing]
A real life Beefeater.
I can't believe it. [laughing]
His post is outside of the Tower of London.
I used all of my airline miles to fly him out here.
But wait, there's more.
[squealing]
He's going to take you to lunch at Bangers and Mosh.
He said he'll help you perfect your British accent.
This is going to be the greatest experience
of my life.
Uh. His ding dang beef guy just made
our nutcracker look so lame.
Between this and the scrapbook, we are really O for two today.
What are we supposed to get Dad now?
The nutcracker was the best thing at the mall.
Well, maybe we shouldn't get Dad a thing.
Maybe we should follow Kataro's lead
and get him an experience.
Ooh.
Whelp, won't be needing this hunk of junk anymore.
Lynn, we need to return that or we won't have any money.
Uh, good point.
[overlapping chatter]
Yes, an indoor field goal. I totally need one of these.
Perfect. Thank you so much, Leni.
Linc, why don't you open your gift next?
Oh. Sorry. I sort of cheated and opened mine up last night.
Lincoln, do we need to start hiding the gifts?
Thanks, Luna. It was exactly what I wanted.
Lola, open your gift.
Wow, Lincoln! These are the prettiest earrings ever!
They're so gorgeous
I don't even care they smell kind of funny.
They must have cost a fortune.
They were totally worth it.
Ay.
Huh.
[gasping]
Ha ha.
Huh?
[gasping] Amazing.
Thanks, Lily, I love it.
Merry Christmas, Lincoln.
I guess we really blew it.
We couldn't find Leni, and now we can't give Mom a decent-
Surprise!
Oh, it's you guys. Hurry up and hide.
Mom will be home any minute.
Leni, what's going on?
Don't be mad. I know you wanted to go low key,
but I found all this great stuff at the store
and I decided maybe we should go high key.
Doesn't Mom totally deserve it?
Plus, I found that card you wanted me to get.
It is totes cute.
And it's a scratch and sniff, too.
Ugh! Camel.
[laughing]
Huh?
Huh? [screaming]
[laughing]
[sighing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Feliz Navidad, mijos.
This is the best Christmas ever.
[knocking]
I got it.
Hola, Mrs. Casagrande.
We came to pick up Lori at college,
but Vanzilla broke down.
Would it be all right if we hung out with you
this Christmas?
We're going to need more masa.
Dibs not!
Dibs not.
Chihuahua.
[laughing]
What's the gift?
You are going to freak out over it.
Tandem skydiving! Ha ha! Booyah! Ha ha!
Do you love it or what?
[screaming]
I knew you'd be speechless. On the count of three we jump.
One, two.
Wait. I can't do this, Par.
What's up? Do you wanna go solo instead?
Definitely not.
Listen, I've been scared to tell you this
because I didn't want to ruin our friendship,
but I actually hate all this thrill seeking stuff.
I get enough thrills
from hitting the snooze on my alarm clock
or flossing my teeth a little too hard.
I'm so sorry.
I understand if you don't want to be friends anymore,
but I can't jump out of this plane.
I wish you would have said something earlier, bro.
I have a blast with you, Bobby.
We can still be buds even without the thrill seeking.
Really? You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that.
Secret handshake?
[screaming]
Whoo hoo hoo! This is amazing!
You're doing it, Bobby! You're doing it! Ha ha!
I'm doing it! I am doing it!
Why are we headed towards the zoo?
Wait, is that the cheetah pit?
[growling, screaming]