>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAPPY SATURDAY, HOPE YOUR SATURDAY IS GOING
WELL, IT'S A GOOD SHOW, TO TELL YOU TO HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO,
"THE LATE LATE SHOW."
WE HAD A GREAT DAIRKS HOPE YOU DID.
WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE WITH US TONIGHT.
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW HE IS AN EMMY WINNING PRODUCER AND HOST YOU
KNOW FROM THE TWENTY SEASONS OF DR PHIL, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE
LEGEND, DR PHIL IS HERE!
THERE HE IS.
>> WHAT'S UP.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU, PHIL, ARE YOU WELL?
>> YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP THIS TIME.
LAST TIME I CAME YOU WEREN'T HERE.
>> James: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW I HAD BEEN SENT TO A
HOTEL TO ISOLATE SO YOU WERE HERE, I WAS ON THE SCREEN AND
NOW I'M HERE AND YOU ARE ON A SCREEN BUT LATER IN THE SHOW THE
TWO OF US WILL BE TOGETHER AND THAT IS JUST HOW I WANT IT.
>> CAN'T WAIT.
>> James: I CAN'T WAIT THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
DR. PHIL, EVERYBODY.
LOVE HIM, ALSO ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, INCREDIBLY TALENTED
SINGER-SONGWRITER FROM ATLANTA, "ROLLING STONE" MAGAZINE HAS
NAMED HIM AS ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST ARTISTS TO WATCH,
EXCITED TO HAVE HIM WITH US, THE GLORIOUS, THE SING YOU LAR TEDDY
SWIMS IS HERE TONIGHT.
THERE HE IS HEY, TEDDY, ARE YOU WELL.
>> I'M JUST HONORED TO BE HERE AM I'M A HUGE, HUGE, FAN.
YOU ARE MY HERO.
>> James: TEDDY, STOP, STOP, I'M GOING TO GO.
I'M GOING TO GO.
TEDDY, WE ARE SO THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE.
TEDDY, CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE BEST
MALE VOCALIST MAKING MUSIC AT THE MOMENT.
>> THAT'S-- THAT IS QUITE A COMPLIMENT, MAN.
>> James: I DO.
I MEAN IT, YOUR VOICE IS INSANE.
BEFORE WE CARRY ON WITH THE SHOW, WILL YOU JUST SING TO US,
I WILL BE ON LATER IN THE SHOW, GIVE US YOUR BEST, GO ON HIT IF.
>> I'LL BE HERE LATER ON IN THE SHOW.
>> James: YEAH, HE WILL.
TEDDY SWIMS, EVERYBODY.
WE LOVE HIM.
ALWAYS EXCITING TO HAVE DR PHIL ON THE SHOW.
ISN'T IT?
>> OH YEAH, A BUZZ IN THE BUILDING WHEN DR. PHIL IS HERE.
>> James: NOT JUST HERE IN THE SHOW, IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING.
>> THE ENTIRE BUILDING.
>> James: EVERYBODY FEELS BETTER WHEN HE IS HERE BECAUSE
YOU FEEL LIKE IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, HE'S GOT IT.
>> IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE?
TODAY THERE IS,.
>> James: YOU BET THERE IS.
>> WE'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
>> James: WE'RE IN THE BEST HANDS.
>> IN THE BEST HANDS.
>> James: YES.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO BE CRADLED BY THOSE HANDS.
>> James: YEAH, YOU ARE RIGHT, YEAH, WHEN HE HOLDS YOU, IT IS
ALL ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO DO GENUINELY, I MEAN, THIS I WOULD
LOVE TO DO-- WITH DR. PHIL.
>> OH YEAH.
>> James: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO IT I WILL DO IT, HE JUST RUBS
MY BACK AND SAYS YOU'RE OKAY THERE, BUDDY, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT DRAGON IS NOT EVEN REAL, JAMES.
>> James: ALSO, NOT ONLY THAT.
ONE OF OUR WRITERS TODAY, MOLLY MITCHELL, BIG DAY.
BIG DAY, BIG DAY.
THIS IS MOLLY'S LAST SHOW BEFORE SHE GETS MARRIED.
SHE'S OFF, SHE'S GOING OFF TO GET MARRIED.
WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING, MOLLY, DO YOU FEEL GOOD.
>> I FEEL AMAZING.
JONATHAN: YEAH.
>> NEXT TIME WILL YOU SEE ME I WILL BE AN HONEST WOMAN.
>>Z.
>> James: I WILL HAVE TRIED SEX.
>> James: I LOVE HOW YOU HAVEN'T SAID YOU HAD IT HAVE IT,
BUT THAT YOU HAVE TRIED IT.
>> YEAH, GIVE IT A GO.
>> James: YEAH, IS THERE, WHEN HE COMES DOWN, IS THERE ANY BIT
OF ADVICE YOU WOULD LIKE FROM DR. PHIL BEFORE YOU LEAVE TODAY
TO GO AND GET MARRIED.
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO THAT.
>> YES, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
>> James: WE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
THINK OF YOUR QUESTION, YOU'VE GOT, HE'S GOT A LONG AND
SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE, ARGUABLY ONE OF THE HAPPIEST MARRIAGE IN
THIS PLACE WE CALL TINS EL TOWN.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE CALL IT TINS EL TOWN.
>> THERE IS A LOT LESS TINS EL JUST IN GENERAL.
>> James: YEAH, LISTEN, YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT A LACK
OF TINSEL AROUND THESE PLACES BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, WE YOU
TUNED IN ON A BIG FIGHT BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING REGULAR FANS,
WATCHERS, FRIENDS OF THE SHOW HAVE BEEN DEMANDING FOR AWHILE
NOW.
AND LOOK, WE'VE DONE IT.
LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE ASKED US THIS OVER THE TIME WE HAVE DONE
THE SHOW, EVER SINCE WE REUNITED THE JONAS BROTHER, PEOPLE HAVE
GOT A GLIMPSE INTO WHAT KIND OF POWER THIS SHOW HAS GOT
WE HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, BUT WE FINALLY MADE IT
HAPPEN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
TONIGHT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT FOR LATE
NIGHT WEST COAST NICK BERNSTEIN IS DRESSED AS A HORSE JOCKEY!
>> IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
NOW IN CASE, IN CASE ANYONE IS TUNING IN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND
JUST THINKING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, THERE IS NO TIME TO
EXPLAIN.
THIS IS FOR THE REGULARS.
I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, THIS IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS TS
THAT BLOWN UP, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> I MIGHT NEED DR. PHIL TO HOLD ME UP.
>> James: HE WOULD BE THE LUCKY ONE.
YOU LOOK SENSATIONAL.
>> THEY DID A GREAT JOB AND I FEEL-- I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
>> James: DO YOU FEEL, DO YOU FEEL LIKE A PROFESSIONAL JOCKEY?
>> I THINK I HAVE TO LOSE ABOUT 25 POUNDS TO BE TRULY A
PROFESSIONAL JOCKEY.
BUT IT FEELS CLOSE.
I ALSO FEEL LIKE THE PERSON WHO SHOWED UP ON THE WRONG DAY FOR
THE COSTUME PARTY.
AND THAT'S REALLY A LITTLE HARD.
>> James: WE ALL SHOWED UP ON THE WRONG DAY FOR THE COSTUME
PARTY.
BECAUSE, BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS MORE AIR TIME ON PRIME TIME TV
THAN ANY JOCKEY HAS EVER GOT.
SO I THINK THAT PLACES YOU AS THE BIGGEST JOCKEY IN THE WORLD.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT?
>> I AM STARTING TO.
I AM STARTING TO.
>> James: YEAH, IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO HAVE YOU SITTING
IN A CHAIR THOUGH, DOES IT.
I APPROXIMATE FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GONE TO THE LENGTH, YOU DESERVE
SOMETHING BETTER, NICK.
DON'T YOU THINK, DO YOU THINK HE DESERVES.
LIKE YOU CAN'T SIT IN YOUR REGULAR CHAIR DRESSED AS A
JOCKEY.
SO NICK, WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT YOU A BRAND NEW SEAT TO ENJOY THE
REST OF THE SHOW, PLEASE REVEAL THE SEAT, NICK, COME ON DOWN AND
TAKE YOUR PLACE.
COME ON, COME ON.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THERE'S A LADDER THERE FOR YOU, NICK, TO HELP.
♪ (APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHTER) >> IS IT POSSIBLE THAT TO HATE
AND LOVE EVERYBODY AT THE SAME TIME.
>> James: I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT NICK KNEW NOTHING OF
THE HORSE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL, NICK?
>> I WAS EMAILING WITH MY BOSS, THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO LAST
NIGHT AND I WAS SAYING I WAS HOPING I WOULD GET OUT OF THIS
LIKE WITH A STRAND OF DIGNITY.
AND HE TOLD ME THAT MY DIGNITY LEFT THE BARN AWHILE AGO.
OH MY GOD.
CAN I BE GENUINELY SERIOUS FOR JUST A SECOND.
WHEN WE BROUGHT UP-- BECAUSE THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE WERE
YOU WEARING YOUR WIFE'S UNDERPANTS ON YOUR FACE.
AND YOU THEN TOLD US IT WAS TO, IN HONOR OF YOUR FAVORITE JOCKEY
SILK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IS THAT RIGHT?
>> RIGHT ENOUGH.
>> James: RIGHT ENOUGH, AND THEN WE CAME UP WITH THIS
BIZARRE IDEA THAT NICK COME TO WORK DRESSED AS A JOCKEY.
AND AFTER THE SHOW WE WERE CHATTING ANDS WAS LIKE JUST SAY
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, WE'LL STOP SAYING IT AND NICK
SAID HEY, I WILL DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES THE SHOW FUN.
AND THAT, THAT IS WHY YOU END UP WITH A GREAT SPOT WITH NICK
BERNSTEIN.
ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL.
I ALSO LOVE HOW QUICKLY THE LADDER WAS REMOVED BECAUSE YOU
WILL NOW BE THERE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW, IS THATQ O, NICK?
>> AS LONG AS IT IS OKAY WITH DR. PHIL, I GUESS.
>> James: I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON WHY DR. PHIL WOULD
HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THIS.
IT IS ARGUABLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING.
AND WHAT WE SAID IS DURING THE BREAK ANY MEMBERS OF THE CREW
CAN COME UP AND HAVE A PHOTO.
PROVIDED YOU KEEP THE SIX FEET DISTANCE.
>> WHAT IS WEIRD IS THE SILLIEST LOOKING THING OF THE WHOLE
ENSEMBLE IS STILL THE HAIRCUT.
>> James: JUST GIVE US A LITTLE PEEK.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
>> James: JUST SAY GOOD.
>> LET'S HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
>> James: NICK BERNSTEIN, EVERYBODY.
BUT LOOK, THIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES.
IT IS.
MOLLY IS GETTING MARRIED.
NICK IS DRESSED AS A JOCKEY ON A HORSE.
BUT WE'RE NOT HERE, WE'RE NOT HERE TO HAVE FUN.
>> James: NOTHING IS GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF OUR SACRED
DUTY, AND THAT SACRED DUTY IS GIVING AMERICA... THE NEWS.
EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED A SPEECH FROM THE
WHITE HOUSE, WHERE HE ANNOUNCED SWEEPING NEW VACCINE MANDATES
FOR ONE-HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS.
THIS FEELS LIKE WHEN DAD STOPS THREATENING AND ACTUALLY DOES
TURN THE CAR AROUND.
BIDEN SAID IT'S TIME TO STOP HORSING AROUND.
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY, STOP TAKING HORSE
MEDICINE.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE SUPREME COURT ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL SOON BE
GATHERING IN-PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MARCH OF LAST
YEAR.
THE COURT WILL BEGIN HEARING IN-PERSON ARGUMENTS AGAIN,
STARTING OCTOBER FOURTH.
IT'S THE ONLY JOB WHERE GOING INTO THE OFFICE AFTER WORKING
FROM HOME FOR A YEAR AND A HALF INVOLVES PUTTING ON A ROBE.
THE SUPREME COURT RETURNS ON OCTOBER FOURTH.
THE JUSTICES WANTED TO GET BACK IN TIME FOR THEIR ANNUAL
OKTOBERFEST KEGGER.
BRETT KAVANAUGH CAN'T WAIT.
ALTHOUGH WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE SUPREME COURT HAS YET TO
GATHER IN PERSON, BUT WE'RE HERE IN THE STUDIO, HARD AT WORK.
SO LET ME ASK YOU, WHO ARE THE REAL AMERICAN HEROES?
WOULD YOU BE A JUDGE, REG, I THINK YOU WOULD BE PRETTY COOL.
>> Reggie: I THINK 2 WOULD BE MORE OF A HOBBY.
>> James: I THINK THAT IS THE WAY TO DO IT, DO IT AS A, A
JUDGE IN A SPARE TIME.
>> Reggie: FOR FUN.
>> James: I HAVE A FEW HOURS, SHOW UP, ORDER.
>> Reggie: AND WEAR THE WIGS AND THE LAWYERS HAVE THE WIG
TOO,.
>> James: THE WHOLE THING.
>> YOU HAVE A-- .
>> James: I THINK THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF IT I THINK THE TRICK
IS TO NOT REFER TO IT EVER AGAIN.
>> I'M FINE WITH THAT.
>> James: BUT WE CAN STILL CUT TO NICK FOR REACTIONS WITH THE
HORSE IN FRAME.
>> CUT TO JUST THE HORSE A COUPLE OF TIMES.
>> OH YES, PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> James: A LITTLE MOISTURIZER.
>> A LITTLE MOISTURIZER, MY HANDS ARE GETTING DRY, I WAS
LAUGH SOG HARD AT NICK ON THAT HORSE.
>> James: LEGITIMATELY AN ENTIRE TUBE OF MOISTURIZER JUST
FELL OUT OF TOM'S POCKET.
>> IS THAT CEPECAL.
>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A MOISTURIZED GUY.
>> IT IS SO STRANGE THAT THERE IS A SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT
DRESSED AS A JOCKEY ON A HORSE AND I SHOW STILL ATTRACTED TO
THE MOISTURE EISNER MY POCKET IT IS A REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT.
>> James: GOOD NEWS FOR SENIOR AS WELL.
>> YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE DECISION, SEN, SEN ERCK THERE
ISN'T A JUNIOR.
VICE PRESIDENT WHEN THRNT THR ISN'T A PRESIDENT.
ITIS THE MOST SENSATIONAL CYCLE, ANYONE HAS EVER HAD.
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MAKE YOU THE JUNIOR PRESIDENT?
>> I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO PILE ON ME.
>> James: I'M NOT PILING ON YOU, I'M PILING ON THE NETWORK.
I ACTUALLY THINK THIS COULD BE THE PLACE TO MAKE YOU OUT AND
OUT PRESIDENT WITHIN COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
>> James: AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?
ACCORDING TO THE LATEST DATA, THIS PAST SUMMER WAS THE HOTTEST
ON RECORD HERE IN THE UNITED HOT GIRL SUMMER?
MORE LIKE HOT SUMMER SUMMER.
IT'S BEEN HOT IN ITALY, TOO -- AND IN RESPONSE, POPE FRANCIS
RECENTLY SENT FIFTEEN THOUSAND ICE CREAMS TO INMATES AT PRISONS
IN ROME.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM,
WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE WE'RE IN PRISON.
THAT HAD TO BE CONFUSING FOR THE INMATES.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE GUARDS BEING LIKE, GET BACK IN YOUR CELL!
AND ENJOY THIS DELICIOUS GELATO THE POPE SENT YOU THE POPE SENT
THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS ICE CREAM ON A HOT DAY.
IT SOUNDS REALLY SWEET, UNTIL YOU SEE THE NOTE HE INCLUDED
WITH IT, HOPEFULLY THIS COOLS YOU OFF
WHEN YOU BURN IN HELL.
AND THIS WAS INTERESTING.
RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND THAT EMOJIS CAN HELP IMPROVE
COMMUNICATION BETWEEN DOCTORS AND PATIENTS.
SOME EXPERTS BELIEVE EMOJIS ARE ABLE TO BETTER COMMUNICATE
SPECIFIC SYMPTOMS AND MEDICAL CONCERNS.
ALTHOUGH IT CAN BE A LITTLE AWKWARD WHEN YOUR DOCTOR SITS
YOU DOWN LIKE SIR, I'M SORRY TO BREAK THIS TO
YOU BUT, THERE'S AN ISSUE WITH YOUR EGGPLANT.
AND THIS IS EXCITING.
A MAN IN AUSTRALIA HAS SET A NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BY HOLDING
THE PLANK POSITION FOR NINE HOURS, THIRTY MINUTES, AND ONE
SECOND.
IT WAS PRETTY GRUELING.
HERE HE IS DESCRIBING IT: >> THE SIX HOUR CAME, SEVEN HOUR
CAME, MY BODY STARTED TO TURN, I FELT VIBRATION AND SHAKING AND
THAT IS WHEN I STARTED TO VOMMIC ON MYSELF.
>> James: THAT TOOK A TURN, DIDN'T IT?
VOMITING ON HIMSELF?
TOTALLY WORTH IT TO BE LISTED IN THE SAME BOOK AS SOMEONE WHO
NEVER CUT THEIR FINGER NAILSK COMPLETELY WORTH IT, ALTHOUGH
GOT AN IDEA FOR SOMETHING NICK COULD DO NEXT WEEK.
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD A PLANK?
CAN WE SEE HIM AGAIN, CAN WE SEE THE PHOTO HERE AGAIN.
LOOK AT THAT, NOTHING LIKE THE CALM TRANQUIL FEELING THAT COMES
WHEN ARE YOU DOING YOGA.
THE RECOVERY FROM THIS TYPE OF THING IS OBVIOUSLY PRETTY
INTENSE.
BUT THE HARDEST PART?
REALIZING YOU'VE OBTAINED YOUR GOAL, AND NOW YOU'VE GOT TO
OBTAIN A PERSONALITY.
DO YOU THINK THAT MOISTURIZER WILL HELP YOU GET IT.
>> IT WAS A SURPRISING REVEALK A MUCH BIGGER-- .
>> James: I'M A LITTLE DRY, CAN I-- GIVE ME A SQUIRT, TOM.
JUST PUT IT ON THE BACK THERE.
THAT IS IT.
PERFECT, THANK YOU.
BLESS YOU.
NO.
NICK, ARE YOU FEELING DRY UP THERE OR ARE YOU GOOD.
>> TURNS OUT, THIS IS NOT COMFORTABLE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IS THERE ANYWAY WE COULD MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE
FOR YOU.
>> I THINK I WILL MAKE IT THROUGH.
>> James: YEAH, HOW ARE YOUR HANDS, ARE THEY DRY OR DO YOU
NEED A SQUIRT.
>> I MEAN IF TOM IS AVAILABLE.
>> James: SQUIRT HIM UP, TOM.
>> WHERE IS THE LITTLE HORN THING THAT YOU HOLD ON TO.
>> James: A LITTLE HORN?
I DON'T THINK JOCKIES HAVE THAT.
>> OH, THEY DON'T.
>> James: JOCKIES DON'T HAVE THAT.
>> Reggie: WHAT ABOUT CROPS.
>> James: I THINK HE IS NOT RACING TODAY.
>> OKAY, SORRY.
>> James: I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT A RACE TODAY, DO YOU.
>> NO, WE'RE JUST TAKING HER ON A STROLL AROUND.
THAT WAS A MISTAKE BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE REALLY SLIPPERY NOW
TO TRY TO HOLD ON.
THANK YOU, TOM.
I'M SORRY, CONTINUE WITH YOUR MONOLOGUE AND THE NEWS
AND FINALLY, HERE'S A STORY FROM MY HOMELAND.
A MAN IN THE U.K., HAS BEEN AWARDED SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION, AFTER HE WAS FIRED FOR COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE LUNCH ROOM FOOD.
APPARENTLY, HE WAS ONLY SERVED THREE CHICKEN NUGGETS -- WHILE
OTHERS GOT FOUR OR FIVE.
HE WAS AWARDED SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, OR TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
THE MAN GOT FIRED FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS OFFICE'S
CHICKEN NUGGET PORTIONS.
ONE, HE WANTED TO KNOW WHY HE ONLY GOT THREE NUGGETS.
AND TWO, WHY THEY WEREN'T SHAPED LIKE LITTLE DINOSAURS.
IMAGINE BEING FIRED FROM YOUR JOB BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED MORE
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
COULD THERE BE ANYTHING MORE HUMILIATING TO HAPPEN TO YOU AT
WORK THAN THAT?
HANG ON, PETE, ARE YOU ON NICK UP THERE.
>> SO NICK, FOR THIS, PULL THE MASK DOWN, BECAUSE I THINK ARE
YOU WELL WITHOUT SIX FEET AND LOOK DOWN THIS CAMERA AND GO
THAT, THAT'S THE NEWS.
>> ALL RIGHT, ABOUT YOU IF YOU DON'T SIGN A NEW CONTRACT AFTER
I HAVE DONE THIS, I AM GOING TO BE SO [BLEEP] MAD AT YOU.
AND THAT, THAT'S THE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DR. PHIL, EVERYBODY.