WHAAAAT? You're still in ELO hell even after trying out our Sion-Alistar combo?
Just what are you doing wrong, dude?
Ahh alright...I'll show you another...
Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today with his Buttfucking Friend Murdered to play...
And now, you're going to learn how to gain some ELO points even if you failed to do the Sion-Alistar combo.
For runes, I take everything to increase my critical chance because as Tryndamere, you can chop everyone so hard if you're fury bar is full.
But, if you don't feel lucky like me, take every armor penetration runes and attack speed as a replacement for the critical chance runes.
For masteries, I take everything to maximise my attack power.
As Blitz, stay in the brush until Tryndamere builds his fury and run after that Twisted Fate to grab, Shoryuken and ultimate him to let Tryndamere kill him in mid-air OH YEAH!
If some fuckabishes are in the brush, wait until you have vision on them to grab one of them and hunt them down.
Since Nidalee is almost dead and that Ezreal has no mana to escape, Exhaust that Ezreal, chop Nidalee down and go back to that running Ezreal.
If the enemies aren't in lane, random grab from the brush and enjoy your threesome.
Buttfuck that friend of yours in the brush to pull SOna and enjoy your one night stand with her while Graves becomes a spectator of your lewd act.
Blitz isn't always the one to initiate.
As Tryndamere, spin and slow that running fuckabish to give an opportunity for a Blitz grab and enjoy your two nights stand.
Three nights stand.
Too many creeps near your tower? Let Blitz position himself, let some creeps die, grab that Graves and whoop his ass again.
You don't want to wait until the creep die? Just kill it to let Blitz grab like a boss and chop Ashe's ass down even if you take some arrows to the knee.
Creeps still blocking your way? Flash past them to grab the enemy and whoop that wannabe jungler.
If you see a Teemo put his egg in the brush, spin on it to explose it and walk toward Blitz to bait him for an easy kill.
Do you know why Tryndamere and Blitz are a complete duo?
Because with Tryndamere's slow, you can spot an invisible rat and burst him like a boss.
Because you can join the ninja robot for another rat whooping.
And because you can do your ninja together to kill the scout that wanted to ''scout'' the jungle.
Who's the one that said that melee champions can't farm at bot? Think again!
Who's the one that said that an AD range champion should go bot to own? Think again!
Now that you're fed, you don't have to buttfuck your friend anymore if you're tired of him and...
And then, wait in the brush because you know that the enemies will come for it.
Hehehehehe. TOO LATE BARBIE!
You can also use your ally as a bait to chop these 2 sexy fuckabishes down, no problem!
But you know what? I rather buttfuck my friend because we can party every night with that Soraka and chop her in mid-air OH YEAH!
Yep, buttfucking is the best because if one of you are being chased by a greedy Mundo, you can stick together and make him regret chasing you from his base to yours.
Hey hey now, did I just kill Sona before she gets to the end of Blitz robotic genital part?
Where are you going, Warwick?
Don't even try, Mordkaiser!
No no no Mundo!
WHAAAT? YOU KILLED BLITZ? TAKE THIS AND THAT, YOU FUCKABISH!
WHO'S NEXT? YOU? YOU? YOUUUU?
Ah..fuck it!
Well I guess any fed Tryndamere can do that easily.
When your mid lane is being pushed, don't worry and just push top like a boss.
If some enemies are recalling to kill you, make a run for it!
JOKE! Pull that Kassadin, chop him down, let Kog Maw kill Blitz and revenge him after that.
Then, you will be able to do a one-man push and win like a boss.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!