(Apple groaning)
- I can't do it.
- No, no, no, no, no, watch, it's super easy.
One, two, three.
- Dude, tongue push-ups are not easy.
- Really, well, I thought everybody did 'em.
- Nope, Orange has an incredible talent, yay!
Ew, oh, ew.
- Hold on, does anybody else smell that?
- Yeah, it smells like a skunk's armpit.
- It smells like a compost pile barfed on a subway.
- It smells like a sewer lit some hair on fire
and then took a poo.
- Ahoy-hoy, fellas and Marshie.
Notice anything different about your boy Grapefruit?
- You mean besides the visible odor lines
emanating from your body?
- (laughs) I see ya caught a whiff
of my new cologne, Evacuate.
- Why is it called that?
- Probably 'cause every room he enters
instantly evacuates! (laughs)
- Ha ha, very funny.
Anyone wanna try it on?
- I'll pass.
- And I'll pass out (laughs).
- Um, Grapefruit, they misspelled cologne on the bottle.
- What? - Yeah.
It says colon.
- I mean, given how bad it smells,
maybe it's not a misspelling at all (laughs).
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So Grapefruit's new fragrance is called Evacuate Colon?
(Pear, Apple, Orange, and Marshmallow laughing)
- Hey, hey, knock it off!
Whatever, I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
I'm makin' a mint off my fragrance
ever since my TV commercial hit the airwaves.
- You have a commercial?
I love commercials, let's see it!
- You got it.
(romantic music) - Every number one
needs a number two.
Let loose, spray it everywhere (sniffs), ah!
Evacuate Colon No. 2.
- I cannot believe the voiceover guy read it as colon, too.
Is everyone calling it that?
- It seems like the director didn't get the memo, either.
That was a whole bunch of sprays coming outta butts, dude.
- You guys are just jealous
'cause I have a fragrance and you don't.
- Well, that's not true.
I have a fragrance.
- Real, really, Orange, you have a fragrance?
- Actually, so do I, yay!
- Yeah, pretty much everyone has a fragrance these days.
- Wait, am I the only one without a fragrance?
- I wouldn't say that, Pear.
You're pretty fragrant just the way you are (laughs).
(Pear groans)
- Well, we gotta see these commercials, folks!
Come on, come on, come on, cue 'em up!
- All right, here's mine.
(peaceful music) (Orange babbling)
Nyah-nyah!
- [Announcer] Nya Nya Mm, by Orange.
- Evocative, Orange, I daresay I love your scent
before it has even touched my nostrils.
- Same here. - Same here, yay!
- Has everyone here gone crazy?
How did I not know all of my friends
are obsessed with perfume?
- Mine next, mine next, yay!
(cheerful music) - Once upon a time,
there was a boy marshmallow.
- Aha! - And also a girl marshmallow.
- Aw! - And they met
and fell in love, and nothing bad ever happened,
and they lived happily ever after,
with a puppy and a bunny rabbit.
- [Both] Yay!
- [Announcer] Yay, by Marshmallow.
- Truly evocative, wait.
Have I already used that adjective?
- I loved it, Marshie, though just out of curiosity,
did you play one of the marshmallows in the ad?
And if so, did you play the boy marshmallow
or the girl marshmallow?
- I was in the commercial, but I played the bunny rabbit.
Special effects have come so far, yay!
- Aw!
- Another, another!
- Sorry everyone, I don't have one.
- Apparently you do.
- What, somebody made a perfume commercial for me
without my knowledge?
(somber music) (bell clanging faintly)
Where am I, why is everything black and white?
Why is everyone dressed like cyberpunk ballerinas?
Why are there so many mirrors?
(glass clattering)
Why are all perfume commercials like this?
- [Announcer] Confusion, by Pear.
- Huh, well, at least it's on brand.
- Guys, it looks like Passion has one, too.
- Wow, for real?
Pop it in. - Passion, really?
Really (laughs), oh, pop it in!
- Here we go.
(peaceful music)
(faint rumbling)
- [Announcer] Missing, by Passion.
(suspenseful music) - Oh, oh, my God!
Is that why we haven't seen Passion in forever?
Did Passion get Thanos snapped?
- That explains so much!
- Passion, no!
- Nobody got Thanos snapped, it's just a commercial.
I saw Passion yesterday, she's fine.
- Are you sure, 'cause I heard
the annual Thanos snap was going around.
- That's the flu, dude!
- Oh, well, that's a relief.
- So shall we have a perfume-off?
Best smelling perfume takes the braggin' rights!
- Ew, more like gagging rights (laughs).
(Grapefruit growls)
- Guys, I don't feel so good.
- Great, way to go, Grapefruit.
You just got Apple all sick with your disgusting perfume.
- No, it's not that. (ominous music)
- Then what is it?
(dramatic music)
(Grapefruit screams) (Pear screams)
(Orange screams) (Apple and Marshmallow scream)
- [Announcer] Something Smells (sniffs),
by the Annoying Orange.
(cheerful music)