Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to 'Whack Your Boss 2
- Fantasy Edition'. I didn't know this existed until Mark played it
And I absolutely love these 'Whack Your...' games.
So I wanted to play this one!
I don't know if it's a part of the same people who made the other one because
when I went to the Whack-It-website it wasn't there.
'Cause I thought it was a new one that came out.
But it wasn't on the Whack-It-website which has like all the official ones on it.
So, I don't know what's going on.
ALSO: There was a 'Whack The Cheater', 'Whack The Terrorists'
I never knew about those.
There's a bunch of 'Whack Your...' games that came out, that I didn't know.
WHY DIDN' T ANYONE TELL ME
Ok, I'm gonna play this one. I might play the other ones aswell if people wanna see them.
But, who knows! Whack your boss!
"Find all nine or ten items to whack your boss!"
"Disclaimer: If you experience serious angry thoughts please bring them immediately to your overpaid Human Resource person."
Heeeeeeeey!
Maybe they have a good job!
"The ultimate sequel to the classic original game Manage your.."
I thought 'Whack Your Ex' was the original game.
I don't know what's going on.
"WhackYourBoss.com"
Yeah, why is it not on WhackIt.com?
Is it an unofficial one?
Ok, it looks the same.
NICE pony.
Hello, Boss.
Boss talking: No, no, no, no, no.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Jack: WHAT'S WRONG?
Boss: Didn't you get the memo?
Here's a fun fact. Memos are not created to inform the recipient.
Jack: OH
OH
OH, you need to die.
There's a bunch of stuff that I could use to poke you in the eye.
Right hand or left hand?
Righty or leftie?
I know you're talking but shut the fuck up.
What?
OH! It's kinda like a superpower thing!
NICE!
Imma just...
Pull out my headphones and listen to some...
*Woman whispering*
Whaaaaat?
Here comes the wolf to clean everything up.
Ok, before you get to talk:
GO LEFTIE!
EWWWW!
OH JESUS CHRIST!
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY BONES!
HE WAS SOME SORT OF WIERD RED SLUG CREATURE!
I did it to save humanity.
He wasn't a real person at all!
Persons have
bones,
hearts
and anusses in them!
This is not any of those!
You gotta be wary!
Next time you look at your boss.
Does he have a weird face?
Probably a slug creature from planet Babylon.
What? Oh, it's a nuke.
Of course it's a nuke.
BYE!!!
All you're left with..
Yeah, I was just about to say that explosion would be much bigger if that was actually a nuke.
Well, I blew the whole world into red.
That's what I like to see.
These are wierd ones.
Why is it 'Fantasy Edition'?
I thought it was gonna be like a Lord Of The Rings kinda thing.
Let's kill him with trash.
Put him in the trash like everyone else.
Or we can pull a unicorn out of the bin.
Why the fuck not.
THOSE DON'T EXIST!
OH! OW! OW! OW!
I mean...
Sure!
WHY THE FUCK NOT.
AS THE FANTASY EDITION WHY WOULDN'T YOU
PULL A UNICORN OUT OF THE BIN THAT WOULD STAB YOUR BOSS IN THE CHEST
and then ride of into pink oblivion wonderland.
That's a perfectly adequate thing that would happen in the real world.
Imma do that now.
KILL HIM WITH THE WATER COOLER!
I THINK IT'S TIME YOU
COOLED OFF.
Oh, not up the ass!
Oh ok, down his mouth. That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh!
We call this 'The Popeye".
Or 'The Roadhog'.
Or 'The Inflatey Boomey'.
OH!
DUDE,
WHAT DO YOU WASH YOUR CLOTHES IN?
HOW DID YOU GET NO BLOOD STAINS ON THEM?
I'M ALWAYS GETTING BLOOD STAINS ON MY CLOTHES!
All this yelling. Just coughing up blood everywhere.
And then sometimes I get rambunctious.
Why is there hair all over my pants?
Right.
That was wierd.
He exploded in a puddle of red.
What else we got? Clock...
OH, the cabinet door!
Why not?
Why wouldn't there be something to scan your entire body in there?
And...
Burn your skin off.
(Imitates Papyrus' voice) Neh heh heh! Hello human!
I'm glad to see that I was turned into a pile of bones.
(Normal voice) Ok, there we go.
That's 6/10. God, this is a short one.
What else we got? Anything in your hand that we can use?
TRAP DOOR!
Where's the button for the trap door? Just click the mouse.
Oh it's not a trap door. Oh God.
Don't crush him.
Oh no OH NO!
OH JESUS CHRIST
And he just goes (makes dumb laugh)
That actually sounds like Mark's laugh.
(Imitates Mark's laugh)
Ok, that was a good one.
What else we got? I did my hand.
Oh, THE PHONE!
PICK UP! IT'S FOR YOU!
Your mother's calling ya, she says she doesn't love you anymore.
THAT'S NOT PHYSICS!
Then again, it is the Fantasy Edition.
Are you gonna put on Slipknot or something?
*Woman whispering*
No.
You're just going to listen to that ASMR of the girl in her bath with seagulls all around her.
That's fine.
Whatever you're into bro.
I'm not gonna judge you.
I'm not gonna tell you out loud that I'm judging you.
THERE'S 2 LEFT!
WHAT IS THEY
(Imitating the boss) Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Boss: Did you get the memo?
Jack: I didn't get the memo because I was to busy working this job
FOR YOU!
Of course the devil was in my press.
In my cupboard.
Oh Jesus.
So, hell isn' t full of just the devil. It has a bunch of devils.
Or are you just the devil's workers? WHAT THE FUCK IS..
AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING LADY BACK AGAIN. SHUT UP LADY!
WHAT' S GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND?
Is he beating him with his own hand?
This dude is just getting Mike Tyson'd...
I don't know what's happening over here..
He's just pulling off his stomach and beating him over the head with it.
These guys are just dancing. They're practising a dance routine.
He's smacking a face off a wall.
And he's getting pitchforked.
Of course.
Dude, you got the easier end of it.
You just got killed for 2 seconds.
These dudes are damned for all eternity and get fucked over for life.
All eternity... Nevermind, shut up.
What else can we use? What's the last one?
No, no, no.. Can I pull on your winky?
(whispers) shut up.
THERE IT IS! FOUND IT!
GOD SHALL COME DOWN AND SMITE THEE WITH HIS GIGANTIC GOD HANDS!
Just (fart sound).
I HAVE SEEN GOD AND IT IS WONDEROUS.
He didn't seem to sad about it though.
Thanks. Thanks, big G.
Hey buddy! High five?
No, your hands are bigger than mine.
He didn't seem too upset about that. He was just like
'Oh, I'm being squeezed by God? Well, at least I've seen the light.'
And then he probably went to hell again anyway.
I mean, why would he? I have no motivation to kill these people.
Whenever it's like "Whack your ex." It's like, well..
Why?
What did they do to me? Why am I trying to whack my boss?
I mean, I know he's saying like 'no, no, no'. But I mean, that's his job.
He's supposed to tell you if you're doing bad or good.
Maybe I'm just a terrible employee. Do you ever think about that?
Do you ever flip it on his head? It's not fair to all the bosses out there.
I'd know. Being the biggest boss of all. Out there.
I WIN!
Agaiin, I don't know if that counts as- Oh Jesus Christ
WHY? WHY?
Here, God's gonna give you a helping hand to save you!
This is not gonna go well, dude.
That's it. That's how you solve the problem. Just make the boss do the work for all eternity.
That was a weird one.
I'm not sure if I like that 'Whack Your..' - game.
Oh, and he's imprisoned as well.
He can't move. He's not even doing work.
He's just sitting there, looking at a screen.
Maybe he has to watch Rebecca Black's 'Friday' over and over again.
Oh God. And then the weekend just never comes.
It's just Friday all the time.
The tantalising victory of the weekend coming every single time and he doesn't get to it.
Naaaaaw.
Me, being a youtuber, I don't have weekends. I work 7 days a week, so...
I still love the weekend tho.
Because it's just like the excitement of being outside and you go out and everybody is just out in the streets
And they're all having fun and they're all out drinking and they're all out on retreats on the weekend with their work or whatever..
It's fun! It's nice to see them all out and about!
Anyway! I'm getting sidetracked.
That one was a bit weird! That one you could clearly tell.
I don't know if it was made by the same people.
It didn't feel like it was. And if it was, it didn't feel like their passion was in it
like all the other ones. 'Cause it felt like some of them were just like 'Oh, *clip* done'.
Some of them were funny. The one with the 2 blocks coming down and crushing him and the one in hell.
Also: That thing at the end with all the people in hell it looks like some dudes were just in the back like punching themselves in the head.
Maybe that's what hell is, just punching yourself in the head.
Whatever.
Anyway! I'm gonna leave this episode here!
I will leave a link in the description for you guys to go off and try it for yourselves if you want, as always.
Because I think it's fun if you get to play the games that I'm playing
These games are weird though because there's not a whole lot extra that you can see.
But let me know if you wanna see me do the 'Whack The Terrorist' and 'Whack The Cheaters'.
They don't sound like something that would be too cool to do. Putting terrorism into a game like that?
Even though you're fighting back against the terrorist, but still that's kind of a hot topic.
And whacking the cheater. I assume it's like 'Whack Your Ex' but this time it's somebody's cheating.
I don't know, they might be weird. I'll see. I'll look into them.
But for now...
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE!
IF YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE YOUR BOSS!
AND... HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND!
(makes high five sound effect)
THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
(outro song and next video playing)
What's he even sittin' on? Is he just sittin' on like a block? Or a box?
Doesn't look like a chair. That would not be comfortable for you.
You're gonna get hemorrhoids real quick.
And what is this thing? Are we sucking out your brain juices?