>> James: HI!
HI!
>> James: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
>> SO MUCH.
>> James: MIND IF WE JUMP RIGHT IN?
WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE A LOT OF CONGRATULATIONS
GOING AROUND.
BRADLEY, YOU JUST GOT MARRIED.
>> I DID!
>> James: BIG WEDDING?
NO, WE KIND OF ELOPED.
THE KIDS AND THE DOGS WERE THERE.
WE WENT TO SANTA BARBARA.
MY FRIEND MARRIED US, WHICH WAS BEAUTIFUL AND MOVING.
THE ONLY PROBLEM, OTIS MY BOXER WAS DISREGULATED AND WHINING
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE CEREMONY AND I NEEDED TO LET HIM KNOW
THAT NOTHING WAS GOING TO GET IN BETWEEN US.
>> James: THIS HAPPENED DURING CEREMONY?
>> Y.
>> James: YOU STOPPED THE CEREMONY TO TALK TO THE DOG?
>> I SAID, BABY, WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL.
DON'T WORRY.
>> MAYBE HE WAS ALLERGIC TO ENGAGEMENT.
I HAVE BEEN SNEEZING SINCE I GOT ENGAGED.
>> James: YOU GOT ENGAGED?
I DID!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WOULD YOU EVER
CONSIDER ELOPING?
>> YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD OF THIS ELOPING THING, I'M JUST NOT
TOTALLY WHAT THE POINT OF GET MARRIED IS IF YOU CAN'T POST
PHOTOS ON INSTAGRAM AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS JEALOUS.
( LAUGHTER ) WHERE IS YOURS ON INSTAGRAM?
NO PHOTOGRAPHERS?
>> WE USED FOLKS AND THE PICTURES WERE GREAT.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO SELL THEM TO THE MAGAZINE?
>> NO.
>> James: WHY NOT?
ISN'T THAT T WHOLE POINT?
>> James: THE WHOLE POINT OF MARRIAGE IS YOU'VE GOT TO --
>> MAKING MON FROM FROM PRETENDING YOU'RE HAPPY!
( LAUGHTER ) I'M SORRY.
GET ENGAGED SO YOU CAN GET SPONSORED CONTENT FOR YOUR
INSTAGRAMS, SO YOU CAN GET -- >> WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY?
WILL IT HELP YOUR CAREER?
>> James: SHE'S MARRYING DAVE BUT CHANGED HIS NAME TO COLGATE.
IT'S PART OF THE GAME TILL THE WETTING.
>> IT'S #DAVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Jes: YOU'RE TURNING 60,
BRADLEY.
>> AAAHHH!
>> James: HOW DO YOU FEEL?
HOW DO I FEEL?
>> James: CAN I SEE THIS?
6-YEAR-OLD BRADLEY WHITFORD HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HOT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF JOSH LIMAN SAW YOU IN A BAR
HE WOULD BE, LIKE, CHECK OUT THE SILVER FOX OVER THERE.
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, YOU ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
>> I KNOW YOUR WIFE AND I DON'T WANT TO DISRESPECT HER, BUT YOU
ARE HOT AS ( BLEEP ).
>> WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S GOOD.
I GUESS.
IT FEELS WEIRD.
60 IS LIKE -- YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SAY, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
YOU'RE MIDDLE AGED.
I NEVER MET ANYONE WHO'S 10.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT IS TRUE.
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT MIDDLE AGE.
YOU ARE CLOSER TO DEATH THAN MIDDLE AGE.
THAT'S A FACT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE BEHIND
ME.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M A PUDDLE OF WAS!
>> James: A PUD OF WAS!
I'M SO I THINK DOING A ONE-MAN SHOW.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, IT'S JUST WEIRD BECAUSE YOU
ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU'RE A YOUNG GUY STARTING OUT AND THEN YOU
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WILFORD GRIMLY OR SOMETHING.
>> James: SUDDENLY YOU'RE A GUY THE YOUNG GUYS ARE SAYING,
BRADLEY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT MY AGENT?
>> WHEN THEY ASK FOR ADVICE, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW.
>> James: DO PEOPLE COME TO YOU FOR ADVICE?
>> I GOT ON A DATING APP AND GUYS -- I KNOW SOME GUYS ARE
AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, SO I WANTED TO GO ON ONE BEFORE I WAS
ENGAGED.
THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE MOST GUYS.
I GOT ON A DATING APP AND GUYS D.M.'D ME RESUMES.
( AUDIEN REACTS ) DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ME.
I'M RICH.
>> James: I FEEL SAD FOR THEM.
SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD.
I WAS, LIKE, THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY HELPFUL.