We have a very exciting thing: we've spent
a lot of money developing a new technology that I think you're gonna enjoy.
Let's go outside right now, Hollywood Boulevard, where--
Hi, how are you? What is your name?
Hi, I'm Heidi! Heidi, where are you from?
I'm from Maryland. OK so, now, you're here on vacation I assume?
No, I picked up and moved to California about 5 months ago.
Oh, why did you move to California?
My lease was up, so I was like, "Why not?"
Oh ok, so what are you looking to do?
Are you looking to be an actress or a star, or something like that?
I want to be a talk show host!
Oh you want to be a-- oh! Then this is perfect actually.
So you see the booth next to you, it's called the FaceHole
And our plan is to send it around the country
but we thought we'd test it out here.
Now what I'd like you to do is stick your head in that hole
OK, and by the way, when someone asks you
to stick your head in a hole, next time don't.
So look at that: your head-- say hello to everyone
here in our studio audience-- Hi everyone!
OK, say hi.
So you want to be a talk show host, let's put her head
on my body, and-- yeah OK. There we go. Alright.
OK. Well it's almost there.
OK there you go!
Alright you're hosting a talk show now!
Hi everybody!!
Do you know any jokes?
Um, I don't have that many, but I mean...
Do you have a funny story from your life maybe?
I can help you with? I can do the arm motions?
Yeah, so when I first moved to California a lot of people
asked me, "have you seen any famous people"
"seen any celebrities?" and I'm just like
I've seen a dog that kind of looks like the one from "Air Bud"
That's probably as good as it gets.
That's pretty good, right? I mean that's alright!
Have you ever thrown to a commercial before?
You know, just repeat after me: we have to take a break.
When we come back: Matthew McConaughey
That's you...
You say, "Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich, and The Americanos, OK? Alright.
Matthew McConaughey... I don't know the rest.
That's good enough, very well done! Thank you!
We'll be right back and put more faces in holes!
We're experimenting with an amazing new technology called The Face Hole
We spent more than a billion dollars developing this thing.
It is a device that transports the heads
of people passing by onto national television.
And who dares enter our Face Hole now?
Do we have someone out there?
Yeah, yeah stick your head right in that hole.
Oh and here, let's bring him up on the wall.
Well hello there, what's your name?
Hello, how you doin'? My name's Kenny.
I'm sorry, what's your name? Kenny.
Hey, Kenny, where you from?
El Dorado Hills, California.
And what are you up to today, what's going on?
Just brought my daughter, Madison, down here to move to Long Beach to go to school.
OK very good. Would you like to be a part of our studio audience tonight?
You don't even have to come inside to do it.
OK let's put-- let's take
OK-- oh look at that!
Say hi to the person next to you, Kenny.
Hi, how you doin'?
And give a little kiss...
Come on guys, let's have a little kiss.
Aww, that's very... creepy.
Alright, so let's leave the Face Hole out there
and if anyone else sticks their head in it
we'll bring them up, alright?
Do we have a Face Hole? OK somebody is sticking their head in the Face Hole.
OK very good.
Hello, and welcome to television! How are you?
Wow, I'm in someone's butt hole!
What's your name?
Iris, how are you?
Iris is your name?
Yes. Where are you from, Iris?
Israel, woo hoo!
Do you often stick your head in random places?
Of course. Every day. I'm a flight attendant.
You're here on vacation right now?
I'm a flight attendant. Oh you are?
Oh that's good - so you get to go anywhere you want all the time.
Do people behave themselves, or do they get fresh with you on the flights?
It depends on the destination, and the origin.
Are you saying certain nationalities are hornier than others?
They are! Would it be inappropriate to rank them?
Number one horniest nationality, what is it, Iris?
Italians.
I guess we could have guessed that, huh?
Alright so here's what we're gonna do
I want to see if I can get my head in your hands--
Oh yeah, here we go, OK.
Uh, alright-- this is why I couldn't be a local weatherman.
Alright now what I'm going to do is, I'm going to throw
you over to Guillermo, OK?
Are you ready? One... two... three!
Guillermo, catch me!
Hola Guillermo, ¿cómo estás?
That's Hollywood magic right there!
Guillermo, put her head up on your body
so it looks like she is now-- oh look, we have a new security guard!
Oh your head is growing!
Can we put a mustache on her?
Almost... yeah there you go! Alright, that's a great look!
Thank you, Iris! Alright.
It's fun, right?
We're adults, by the way.