-♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"#AwkwardDate" tweets from you guys. Here we go.
This first one's from @Jeff-Hofmann.
He says...
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
-Starting now? -"I'm good, starting now."
-"I had enough of this dating."
This one's from @lms-ladybug.
She says...
Ew. [ Laughter ]
-Ew. -Gross.
-Oh, my God. -Good Lord.
-Class. -Yeah, class act.
This one's from @HeidiHoNayber.
She says...
[ Chuckles ] First date.
-Ah. -There you go.
This one's from @AmberConn1.
She says...
-Hey. [ Applause ]
Hey. -You know how it is.
-Yeah. -You know how it is.
-You know. Guy keeps up with his responsibilities.
-No biggie, man.
This one's from @noodlez56.
He says...
-Oh. -Anyways...
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. -That's the way to --
-Good plan. -The way to find out.
-I think he's still not gonna get the right name.
-That's true.
Yeah, those baristas screw it up, yeah.
This one's from @discob4breakdon.
[ Laughter ]
-Discob4breakdon? -Oh, break of dawn.
-Break of dawn?
-But discob4breakdon.
-Breakdong?
-No, Don. -Don.
-Like Don Quixote.
-Yes. Like Donald Quixote.
-[ Laughs ]
And Don --
-The windmill -- the windmill's around.
-Him and Sancho Panza.
-Sancho Panza, of course.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @discob4breakdon.
He says...
[ Laughs ]
"Oh, yeah, I married you."
-"Hey, yeah. You won." -"That was awkward."
Yeah, it wasn't that awkward. -"This girl was awful."
-Yeah. -"Smelled like cheese."
-This one's from @megsmith06.
She says...
"Smart."
"Yes."
"Athletic."
"Yes."
"Funny."
"Yes."
[ Chuckles ]
-Ew. -Yeah, a girl --
-Tattoo of himself drinking a 40? Yes.
-Of course, man.
Has a tattoo of his other buddy, his friend.
This one's from @ma-dre13.
She says...
-♪ Womp, womp, womp ♪
-What?
-You don't do that? -Oh.
-No, he doesn't play the trombone.
You're like, "No."
That's a tuba, not a trombone.
That's a -- That's a sousaphone.
This last one's from @ElloElloBeepBop.
She says...
There you go.
That's the "Tonight Show" hashtags.
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
-♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"#MyFamilyIsWeird" stories from you guys.
This first one is from @KimJohnston.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @lay22089.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
That is weird.
-Yeah. -That is weird.
This one's from @MariaBarnes96.
She said...
-Oh!
Not sexy.
-This one's from @garretsatfield.
I like that name.
-Garret Satfield? -Garret Satfield.
It sounds like somebody I would be friends with.
-Yeah.
-"Oh, I went out for dinner the other night
with Garret Satfield."
-How is Garret? -He's fantastic, as always.
Just a positive dude, always nice.
-That's good. -He's married.
-Wife is lovely. -Wife is great too.
-Linda is lovely. -Yeah.
We're having the Satfields over for dinner again
'cause I had so much fun last night.
-Oh, my gosh.
-I'm gonna do it every night of the week.
-Oh, my gosh. He's so fun. You know how fun he is?
-Who? You talking about GS?
-Yeah, GS. [ Laughs ]
Garr-Man. The Garrster. Yeah, he's fantastic!
-Yeah. I just love Garret Satfield.
-Really? How much do you love him?
-Well, I mean...
I mean, I love my wife and my kids.
-Right. -But above all, Garry Satfield.
[ Laughter ]
He says...
[ Laughter, applause ]
"Grandpa!
"Grandpa, we're at yellow right now!"
-"Take the blanket with you!"
-[ Laughs ]
"I'm about to go yellow." "Oh, what does that mean?"
-"Brown light!"
-Alright. "Brown light." That's...
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @DaniMichelle.
She says...
Oh, my God.
-Yay, Dad!
"It's your mom's turn!"
-Now we're gonna learn to drive to the hospital.
Here we go.
This one's from @etes97.
She says...
[ Laughter, groaning ]
-Oh. -What?
-How would you know?
-I mean, they're not even my grandparents,
and I want to unsee that.
-Oh. Green light!
-Oh, man.
This last one's from @krusty316.
He says...
There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
-♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"#RuinAMovieWithOneWord" responses from you guys.
This first one is from @HRreed1298.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @AnnieLifeson. She says...
-Oh.
-See, see? -One A Day.
-You're ruining it. One A day.
This one's from @AskingSatan.
-Ooh.
Satan?
-Asking Satan.
-Oh, okay. -He says...
-Oh. "Two more."
-This one is from @brigaz85.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
-"Hey!"
[ Laughs ]
-This one's from @jackyboy223.
He says...
Oh, there you go. That's a different movie.
This one's from @badmovieman.
-Oh. -Wow.
-Wow. -This is right up his alley.
-Yeah.
-It's probably the best day of his life.
@badmovieman. He says...
[ Laughter ]
-Ow.
Wow.
Ooh, family show.
-Alright, come on.
-[ Deep voice ] "Daisy." -This one is...
-"Got to go make water."
-This is from @TheSwampRat.
-[ Normal voice ] Swamp Rat? -Wow.
-He says...
Ah, that's intriguing. Totally different movie.
-"Winning!"
-This one's from @jpappone.
He says...
This one's from @nickburesh.
Wow. These are interesting names.
He says...
-Oh. You shall not pass.
-[ Laughs ]
-It's "Lord of the Rings", but --
-There you go.
[ Applause ]
-Same thing.
-This one's from @joeydestefano5.
He says...
[ Laughter ]
-Now-ish. Sure.
This one's from @ArtByPemPhoto.
He says...
This one's from @bethinmaine2010.
She says...
-Oh, smack!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, you did not!
Wow! Wow.
She went there.
-Wow. -"Cats"!
-Wow. -Wow. Meow.
-Wow.
-Bing-bong-bong-boing. Sssss.
-#RuinAMovieWithOneWord. -Wow. "Cats".
-This one's from @ChrisEckst. He says...
"You damn, dirty vapes."
-"Have some --" [ Laughs ]
-This last one's from @m3gannails.
She says...
There you have it. Those are our hashtags.
Check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.