- How many people have you slept with?
(upbeat music)
What's up y'all?
I'm here with my dad.
- So the rules are pretty simple.
What we're gonna do is essentially,
we have a series of random questions
that the Pero Like team put together for us.
And if we feel comfortable saying it, telling the truth,
we'll say the truth and give the answer.
If we don't feel like saying it, we have to take a shot.
I know it's gonna be cringy, I know it's gonna be awkward.
I think there's certain things that you
would feel awkward like, to discussing with me
- Yeah.
(mumbles) probably gotta drink.
- I think, before we start, we should just do the first shot
like a salute, a cheers.
Hey, it's Father's Day.
- Salute.
- Love you, Dad, salute.
- Love you too, son.
- Now, if you'd do the honors.
- Oh yeah.
- Why are you giving me the full one?
He gets like a baby one.
Alright, number one, rate my ex-girlfriends
from best to worst.
Wait, what?
- I never really had a relationship with your exes.
- Yeah, I didn't bring a lot of exes around.
- So, it was a hi, bye, what's up, and that was it.
I wanted to meet the hillbilly girl
that you were talking to.
- There was no hillbilly girl.
- That's who I wanted to meet.
- There never was a hillbilly girl.
- Everybody seen her but....
- Everyone keeps talking about
this hillbilly girlfriend I had.
- That's who I wanted to meet.
- It was a friend of mine that came to visit once,
and I wasn't home.
- With a pickup truck and no tailgate.
- She wasn't in a pickup truck.
- The tailgate was a palette.
- Alright, I gotta rate ex-girlfriends.
My number one best ex that you've had my mom, of course.
Number one.
Number two, would EJ, my little brother,
Lissy, is number two.
And then, number three, Annalise's mom,
even though I think I just saw her once,
but hey, she was really sweet when I saw her.
What's the best pick up line you've used?
Share the story if you remember it.
- I didn't have no pick up line.
I always just went with the flow with the music,
with the club scene, bar scene,
I just used to say, what's up?
That was it.
I dunno, I didn't say nothing too much.
- And I don't wanna hear in the comments like,
you better what's up to me, daddy.
Shut it!
The best pickup line I've used?
I don't really go up to girls in public
cause it's like a little awkward for me.
It's awkward for me to be like, yo girl, what's your name?
What's your sign?
Let me hollar at you, like pickup line.
I usually just start up random conversations.
Nerdy non intimidating type.
My current girlfriend, it was off Tinder.
- You went on Tinder?
- Yeah, went on Tinder.
That's normal now, Daddy.
You go on Tinder, you do dating apps now.
It's normal.
- That's not good.
- That's what everyone does.
One thing I do that you can't stand?
- Yeah, I gotta drink.
I can't think of one.
- I'm that great.
I'm that sweet.
- Oh, you know what, no.
- Dammit, (mumbles).
- No.
I don't like those before and after pictures.
- Before and after pictures?
- Yeah, your before and after pictures.
Your before and after pictures, your picture on there.
I don't like those pictures.
- You don't like before and after photos?
- I don't like them.
- I'm proud of myself, I progressed,
and you don't like those photos?
- It's supposed to say before and after,
I don't see before and after.
I see before and before. - Wow!
- I don't see before and after.
- That's BS, I lost like 20 pounds in a month one time.
- You know what, yeah you did.
Yeah you did.
- That was impressive. - I was very proud.
I was very proud, I showed that to everybody.
You don't do nothing to piss me off, you're good.
- So, I guess you gotta drink.
- I guess I gotta drink.
- You gotta drink, Dad.
And not do a baby shot either.
You didn't even drink the whole shot last time.
- Yes I did.
- One think I can't stand is how you use social media,
and it drives me crazy.
Cause you tag me on everything,
and, on Facebook, you tag me on everything
and I'm not in it, it has nothing to do with me,
but I'm tagged in it.
And it's like he tags his stupid shirtless photos
that he's flexing, and I'm tagged on his left tiddy.
If I expected every tag, my whole Facebook
would just be full of photos of you just working out.
Where was I conceived?
- Oh, I'm drinking to this.
- Do you even remember?
- I remember, (spoken over)
- Oh no, no, no, drink.
How many people have you slept with?
- Salute.
- Cheers.
Who was your first kiss?
- I can't say her name but, I gotta drink.
Yeah, I gotta drink.
We're still friends. - Oh, God, wait.
I don't wanna know.
- Still friends, we're friends on social media,
I know her husband, and so.
- Oh God.
I don't remember.
It was the first girlfriend I had in middleschool,
I was in eight grade, it was Sarah.
That was like the first making out I did.
Dressed like super emo screamo phase, and my mom hated her.
My first love in eighth grade.
It was a beautiful summer of sloppy make out sessions.
Who did you lose your virginity to?
- Gonna drink.
- Yeah, I'll drink to that too.
How would you react if your daughter
asked you to sleep over her boyfriend's house?
- Hell no.
What the hell, you're not married.
- What are three things that annoyed you
about me what I was a kid?
- You hated to go outside.
I didn't understand it.
- It was so fast of a reaction.
- Yeah, I didn't understand why you didn't wanna go outside.
And when I kicked you out, I kicked you out to go outside,
you knew where you were at?
- Where?
- You were in the front porch with your head
leaning on the screen door like this.
- I was an artist, okay?
I wanted to watch TV and create.
- Yeah, you wasn't strong when you were a kid.
- What do you mean I wasn't strong?
- You couldn't push a chair at eight years old.
- Oh my God.
- I couldn't understand why you couldn't push a chair.
You remember that?
- No, I don't remember having issues with chairs.
- Who is your favorite, mom or dad,
or, for you, who's your favorite kid?
- My favorite kid?
- Cheers.
- Honestly, I don't have a favorite kid.
Because you guys are all different.
- What was the hardest thing about being a teen dad?
- The number one thing was honestly just my dreams.
- You know, every year that goes by,
when I turned 17 I thought I'd be having a kid right now.
- I wanted to go to New York, I wanted to go to Hollywood,
I wanted to be an actor.
I wanted to be on stage.
It wasn't meant for me, it was meant for you guys.
- My brother got full ride to be a theater actor,
I'm a filmmaker.
What is an embarrassing moment that you never told
your parents about?
There's a lot of moments.
It's more so cause I lived at my mom's house.
I wasn't at your house a lot.
I guess it was like, you know, I had girlfriends
and girls I dated in highschool, and stuff like that.
And I had so many siblings, and I shared a room
with my little brother, so....
Oh, it's so gross.
- Oh God.
- I'm gonna drink.
- Yeah, drink.
- What are your least/most favorite attributes
you think I inherited from you?
You showed me resiliency, how to be resilient,
and you really taught me how to think outside the box.
Your charisma.
- I think what I got more from you is your work ethics.
I see how you grind, you work.
You working like that, it moves me
to do what I have to do too.
- You ever drop me as a baby?
- Oh yeah.
- Why was that so quickly said?
- Remember one time you fell down probably 12 steps
in a car seat.
- What?!
- It was like a little rollercoaster for you
cause I was all the way on the top step,
and, I don't know how, you just slipped out of my hand
and you were in the car seat, you were like, woosh.
You were like a bobsled.
- Oh my God.
- You were having fun.
I was the one scared, I was like, oh my God.
You were like, chink, chink, chink, chink.
- I'm sure my mom would love to hear that story.
- Oh, she don't know.
Now she's gonna know.
- What was the hardest thing you had to tell me?
- I think the hardest thing that I had to tell you
that I was a dad again.
- Yeah, that was like really hard time,
and it was random, and it was confusing.
Hardest thing I had to tell you.
You were very intimidating factor growing up,
and I think it was the hardest moment was like,
got pissed and we just didn't talk for a minute.
It was taking the action to do that,
but I think finally sitting you down
to conversate with you all the (bleep)
that was on my mind that I wanted to talk to you about.
And you're just like facing you.
Last question.
One thing you wish for our relationship going forward?
- Probably more to see you.
Cause you being in LA, I'm in San Antonio.
- I want to continue being more open
and being able to have more honest conversations,
and to keep real ass conversations.
- Well, thank you, and this was a great Father's Day gift,
that you're here.
- I'm here and I'm pouring shots.
- You're pouring me shots.
- That you're barely drinking.
- I'm barely drinking.
- Cheers, Dad.
- Cheers, salute, love you.
- Love you.