- Take it away.
- Today we are playing never have we ever,
Christmas edition.
- Cue Mariah Carey.
- Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
I don't know the rest of the song.
- Never have I ever peeked at my Christmas present.
- I don't eat the things.
- (gasps) Cheeky little devil, oh, Nicki.
- It actually got to the point
that my husband had to hide the presents in his boot
of his car, and then hide the spare key.
- I feel like it was one of those situations
where like, it was kind of like, easy to peek,
and I just took the opportunity.
Like, I didn't like, go and unwrap my presents.
- It was asking for it.
- You can't help it, like, I'm a very, like,
impatient type of guy, especially when you're a kid as well.
- I like the surprise.
I like not knowing, plus my parents were freakin' amazing
at hiding presents.
But like, even now, like if they were buyin' something,
I'm just like, surprise me.
- Yeah, no, I want to be surprised by me.
- I wanna be surprised by myself.
I wanna know the surprise so I can act surprised.
- All right, next card, I'll go.
- Never have I ever completely hated something
someone has given me.
- Oh my god.
- Oh, you haven't?
- I can't recall ever hating it,
I just love the fact that I get given presents.
- Cause you know what they are.
She's like I know what this is.
- So I'll give a hint and so, I would never want that,
so that they can return it.
- Oh my god, bath products.
Like, don't get me soap for Christmas.
- I feel like it's always your family
that's giving you the worst gift.
Like for me, it's definitely been like,
bless my grandmother, like she's given me like clothes,
which I did not like at all.
Not really fashionable for a millennial, I don't think.
- I'm one of four children, so a lot of the times,
we just used to get the same stuff.
I'm like, we are different people mom,
we are different people, I am not my sister.
- Never have I ever regifted a present.
- Three, two, one, I have.
- I have as well, we're both scumbags apparently.
- 100%, like in my house, we have a cupboard
of like presents we don't like,
and then we regift them to people we don't like
when we don't wanna spend money on them.
- A little, nothing like, here's my diamond earrings.
- No, that would be stupid.
- That would be, I dunno why I thought of that one.
- It's like saying here's my bra, here you are.
- I loved that you sniffed it first.
- I didn't sniff it.
- For me, it was like a men's deodorant pack,
so I received it as a gift.
And I'm like, I'm not used to links,
cause I'm brown, I don't use deodorant.
I don't use deodorant.
- Never have I ever had a chocolate advent calendar
and ate all the chocolate in one sitting, oh my gosh.
Guilty. - Guilty as charged.
- I actually buy five. - You buy five?
- No, because the chocolates are so small.
And you're like it's the first, it's the first,
it's the first, it's the first, you know?
- It's the second, it's the second, it's the second,
oh yeah, I've had five pieces of chocolate, oh yeah.
- They are like the most terrible chocolate.
Like, they're just like the worst quality chocolate.
- It's like really basic, the chocolate, so it's really bad.
So don't eat it.
- I like the idea of getting like a wine advent calendar,
and drinking all the wine in one sitting.
I think that would make for a really fun Christmas activity.
- Or like tequila shots for everyday.
Like, good morning, whew.
- I'll open my advent calendar,
and I'll eat the chocolates, like I'm gonna eat like,
three and then seven and 15 and 20,
and then I'll like close the door back again,
because I don't wanna think that I've like had them,
I just have like more extra ones,
and then I was just let down.
- Yeah, but what happens when you reach that day
and it's empty?
- I have to go buy some more chocolate.
- That's just such a bad strategy.
- That's a really bad one.
- Like buy more than one advent,
it is the solution to everything.
- I didn't think about this, that's a really good idea.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
- Never have I ever had an awkward Christmas lunch
with a new partner.
- Oh, this is difficult, I can't.
- Are you trying to define what awkward is?
- No, I know what awkward is, I know very, like,
I know really well what awkward is, you know.
(laughs)
- Three, two, one, never.
- Oh, I can't wait for this story.
- There's not gonna be a story.
I can't do it.
- I need to hear this story, who's the awkward,
what's the situation?
- There was one little incident, a long time ago,
where I don't wanna say it.
- I don't think you should bring a partner
to Christmas the first time you meet your family.
- No, I mean that's just, unless you're a masochist.
- Yeah, don't do that.
So I feel like, if you've been dating for six months,
and they get along with your fam, like go for it.
- Never have I ever fallen asleep on Christmas Day.
- I think I have, I think after our massive Christmas lunch,
because I'm so full and my mom
and my whole family just loves to cook,
do you wanna switch your answer?
I feel like ya have, right, ya have.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have.
- If you're from England, that is what you do.
You have a big massive feast.
- I remember one time I was living in Canberra,
and I like, I don't know what I was doin',
- Wait, you lived in Canberra?
- I lived in Canberra, yeah.
- That might explain the shirt.
- Is this Canberra style?
- Yeah, I think what you need is Canberra's style.
- You pass out, you get back up,
you watch Home Alone, or Love Actually, eat some more.
- I have a thing where I don't wanna go
to sleep during the daytime,
but let alone Christmas daytime.
- Cause you don't wanna miss it?
- Yeah, cause it's like so much fun.
Like I wanna stay awake, I think I'd like
probably rather have a Red Bull or something.
- Pass out again, drink some more, pass out again.
Play some games, fight with your family.
- Never have I ever bummed money off my siblings
for a joint gift to our parents and never paid them back.
Three, two, one.
- I probably have unintentionally.
- Mine's never. - Oh, yeah, me neither.
- Because I'm the sibling that they bum the money from,
and they never pay me back.
That's right, Fiona, where is that freakin' $300?
- I'm like the oldest sibling, so like
- Oh, so you're the responsible one.
- I'm like organizing the stuff,
and then my brother and sister who, you know,
are sort of more, like, oh I don't have any money right now.
- Oh, so they've done it to you.
Oh, they've done it to you, right,
not very responsible at all.
- If I've not paid my sister back,
it was unintentional, because it'll be like,
oh, I thought that you did this one,
or I did the last one,
like we're pretty good about it usually.
- I don't have any siblings, so, I've never.
- Easy answer for you.
- Yeah, no story, nothing.
- So boring. - So boring.
- Never have I ever kept Christmas leftover in the fridge
and ate them well past their expiration date.
- Look, I mean I just do that with all food in general.
- Hell no, I am not gonna go anywhere near
that expiration date.
Like, four days, max.
- Yeah, I just don't think they've lasted that long
in the fridge.
- If it smells okay,
- While the Christmas tree is still up,
it's still safe to eat, ya know what I mean?
And it's up until June.
(laughs)
- That's just disgusting.
Can you imagine like chicken or turkey,
well not turkey, but like beef or something
in the fridge for a week past Christmas?
So literally New Year's Day, and you're still eating it.
That's, oh.
- I dunno, I feel like I have eaten it on New Year's Day.
- What, Christmas food? - Yeah.
- Ham, ham actually, ham I've eaten.
Like, does ham have an expiration date,
cause I've eaten ham, I keep lying on this thing,
I've eaten ham for like weeks afterwards.
Kinda gross, like you put a wet tea towel
over the ham, or like you get a ham bag,
and it's like this calico bag that you store ham in.
- A ham bag?
Like a hand bag, but a ham bag?
- That's exactly it.
- Ew, I don't like Christmas ham.
- Okay, well, you're not coming over for Christmas.
- Last one, I think.
I think it's you.
- I just did that one.
- No, I did that one, the leftovers.
No, no I did it.
- No I did, no you did do this one.
- [Producer] All right, quick.
- Never have I ever left the Christmas decorations up
past January.
- Past January, as in like January 30?
- Well, as in February 1.
- Never, because I don't really put up decorations
because I don't live here,
so I just go home or do nothing,
or go to someone else's house.
- I'm pretty happy to like get it down
and get back to everything,
cause it's kind of a bit depressing, like,
when there's just like dead trees on the pavement.
- It's so depressing and you wanna start a new year,
like you wanna start things fresh.
And I feel like Christmas is such a fun time,
that when it's over, you don't wanna be reminded
that it's over.
- It's such an effort to put away the Christmas decorations.
- So it's more out of like laziness, rather than like
- Yeah, so you gotta give it a few months
before you get rid of everything.
- A few months, you're actually heading into Easter.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's terrible.
- The key to having a good Christmas,
once all the kids have grown up,
is to stay enthusiastic, even if you're 45 years old,
because you wanna have a good time.
- Lots of food, family, booze,
not peeking at your Christmas presents.
- Yeah, pretty straightforward.
Just like, fill your plate with food,
and that's it.
That's actually it.
- Merry Christmas everyone!
- Yay,
woo hoo!
(laughs)