Donald Trump is still in kind
of a bad mood months after losing
reelection.
And Republicans, as much as behind
the scenes they might mock him or
worry about what effect he's going
to have on their prospects
of retaking the Senate, for now,
they need him on their side.
And so they're using very
sophisticated tactics to keep him
happy.
I'm joking, it's not sophisticated.
They made up- [LAUGH] >> An award
for him to make him happy.
The National Republican Senatorial
Committee presents a new award to
former President Trump over
the weekend as GOP officials and
fundraisers descended on Palm
Beach, Florida for a donor retreat.
Rick Scott tweeted out this
weekend, I was proud to recognize
President Donald Trump with
the inaugural NRSC Champion for
Freedom Award, couldn't even sounds
kind of made up.
President Trump fought for
American workers,
secured the border, and protected
our constitutional rights.
So it's just an award for
everything, that's the border
workers.
What did he do?
He raised their wages.
What did he do?
And rights, which ones?
All of them, he did those and
see again, him holding his bowl.
That's what he is now.
>> He upheld the Constitution.
Hey, you're supposed to,
you're the president.
>> Supposed to, do you give it to
every president then?
>> You're supposed to do that.
[LAUGH] >> It reminds me of
the Chris Rock bit where he's like,
I take care of my kids and he was
really like, you're supposed to.
That's what you're supposed to do.
>> No, I mean- >> What do you
want, a cookie?
>> Up until the point- >> Exactly.
>> When he [INAUDIBLE] a mob on
Congress and tried to deny
a democratic election.
Up until that point,
he was real solid.
That's- >> Those
are important rights.
>> It's a great little cup.
>> And it's a great bowl.
He's going to put,
what do you think, candy?
I'm saying wrappers.
He's going to put wrappers
in that bowl, wrappers for
burgers and stuff like that.
>> [INAUDIBLE] wrappers. >> After
upholding the rights, there was
a message with jelly beans.
Actually, I would
love to have that.
Now he upholds this
bowls [INAUDIBLE].
Anyway, yeah, look, but
here's the thing.
To continue on the Chris Rock
thing, but he does want a cookie
and more importantly,
he needs a cookie.
And that's almost too good of
an analogy because apparently in
30 Rock,
they gave someone a fake cookie
award to make them feel better.
And that is what he's doing.
And the thing is,
this is actually not the lowest
Trump has gone because well,
that award might be just sort of
cynically made up to make him feel
better, a participation award.
At least, it does exist.
He's got the bowl.
Generally, the awards he gets don't
even exist as much as that one.
For instance, when he boasted about
getting the Bay of Pigs award,
which notably doesn't exist.
[LAUGH] >> Or when he kept
claiming for years that he was
Michigan's Man of the Year,
that award doesn't exist and nobody
knows what he's referring to.
Or when he for the first time was
on Time Magazine,
except that that's made up and
Time asked him to take it down
because that's not a real one.
The dude is so willing to just make
up in his mind awards that that
one's gotta feel realer than
anything I've legitimately earned
in my entire life.
>> This is so funny but also don't
you feel like it was a family
member that gave him these awards?
Because think about trying to give
something to Donald Trump,
he hates everything.
He hates you.
So you're like, yes, honey,
this is the Bay of the Pigs award.
That's Melania obviously.
Here you go, it is a trough full of
Diet Coke and cheeseburgers,
the Bay of Pigs.
Now you eat like the pig king.
Bay, you are my bay of my pig.
[LAUGH] >> That'd be
tough, that'd be tough.
>> And then the Michigan's Man of
the Year, okay,
Michigan's Man of the Year,
Eric had a whole poster made.
It was Trump's head on some
fit body,
some bodybuilder- [LAUGH] >> Right?
And then it was like hey, Dad, look
you're Michigan's Man of the Year.
That is your body.
>> My god, I'm not
going to go down a certain road.
Yeah, God, it's so sad,
it's so sad.
>> Love me, do I get a hug now, no?
Okay, cool, I'll just go eat some
wrappers in your bowl.
>> And jelly beans mix.
>> And jelly beans.
>> Just don't live your life
this way.
You give people awards [CROSSTALK]
>> Don't live your life this way.
>> Lifetime, no, don't, and
I mean don't live your life that
the people around you come away
with the belief that this is how
they should treat you.
There are Lifetime
Achievement Awards.
There are all sorts of things that
are genuine, let's look back on all
that this person's accomplished.
That's not what this is.
This is just come on, just come on,
like the Republican Party,
don't start a third party, please.
It would just be devastating.
So here's a bowl.
If we give you a bowl,
how about a cup, a mug, a stein?
What about a flask?
Will you not start a third party if
we give you a flask?
That's all this is.
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