Well, this woman goes to a party.
And at this party, she's an older woman,
and at the party she meets a gentleman
who she finds, you know, very charming.
And he actually does home improvements.
So she hires him to put a toilet
in a closet that she has in the basement.
So she has this fella come over, and they go to Home Depot,
they buy all this stuff, they go back home,
and it's time now for her to see the bathroom.
So wait, I'm gonna have to show you first.
Wait 'til you see this bathroom.
Doesn't this allow you to actually use it
without bumping up against the vanity?
(Woman) Yeah, if you sit sideways.
Yeah, but you can't get your leg in here.
(audience laughs)
I've gotta have one leg up, it's almost like a dog room.
You gotta have one leg up, one leg down. (laughs)
(audience laughs)
No plans.
That makes no sense.
Excuse me, there was a plan.
When he was working in the bathroom
and I said "Ted, I think,"
and he said, "Don't do any more thinkin',
"let me do the thinkin'"
and you know you said that. (audience laughs)
Apparently, that's all you could do
in that bathroom, is think.
Because you can't do anything else in it,
that's for sure.
(audience applauds)
Well, if you were a man
and you were still standing in the basement,
I suppose, if you have good aim...
But you'd have to have a unique angle,
it had to be a unique angle,
because you had to straddle it like a horse.
And then you literally had to get over it.
And she was very funny, she said,
"I might not have a good bathroom,
"but I'm far more flexible than I ever used to be."
(audience, Rachael laugh) So...
All I'm gonna see when I go to sleep today
is a lady going... Exactly, exactly!
(audience laughs, applauds)
Hey, we're friends.
I'll give you his phone number, he could make a--
No, we're good.
A couple that rents a room in a home
with another young couple.
And they're not there, like three days,
when the other couple
start accusing them of different things.
And they say they see a gun in the apartment,
and they also say, the defendant says in this case,
that the woman that rented has this weird energy,
and she had brought a ghost into the home.
This is our, by the way, this is our Halloween episode now.
So Halloween, watch this case.
And he actually submits into evidence
this taping that he has of her.
And so when you see it, you'll decide
whether or not you do see her being followed--
Okay.
By this black shadow-- I wanna see the ghost,
let's go. And this ghost.
But I do wanna say, in case you see it, Rachael,
I got something from you at the San Gennaro Feast.
Oh okay, let me see--
And this is to ward off-- Oh, to ward off,
Any ghosts that come in. (laughs)
(audience applauds)
Alright, I'm ready!
So, just in case!
Just in case, let's see.
"We expect everyone else to keep it clean,
"and I'm looking for a roommate who is the same.
"We are 420-friendly," what does that mean?
Smoke weed.
Oh.
Mhm.
Maybe that's the reason you see ghosts.
Maybe. (audience laughs)
You do say, Kaylyn had weird energy.
Yeah. "I have her
"surveillance camera up in the house,
"and the video shows some weird shadow following her."
Was that before you smoked the joint, or after?
(audience laughs)
That's why it's following her all the time,
You might be right. You see, I gotta
catch on with that.
(audience applauds)
Duh.
Now I know why, now I know why they see ghosts!
Now I know why too. (laughs)
Crazy, where do you get these people, man?
We just find them across the United States.
That's amazing. They're all, they're there.
They're there. There's a
whole bunch of them. Some of them
might even be in here, and haven't gotten to us yet.
(audience laughs)
In this case, it was me that was the problem.
It was the way I asked this defendant to see his evidence.
Oh dear.
And I sort of didn't come out
quite the way I expected to. You know this is
a daytime show, right?
(both laugh)
So's mine!
Alright, alright, alright.
Let's see what there is.
So you bring in-- My cellphone out.
You bring, take it out!
You know. Take it out!
Don't threaten me with I take it out,
take it out and show me.
Okay. (audience laughs)
Okay.
Okay, Judge Corriero-- Every once in a while.
(audience applauds)
(laughs)
Sure, it's funny.
It is funny.
You know, I never thought I would be so fascinated
by courtroom cases.
Because you know what,
people always think that the courtroom scene
is gonna be very serene and very austere.
And yet, really, that's not what court is always about.
And even when I was on the criminal bench in New York,
it's funny.
Some things are funny.
And the people are funny.
And that's really where you get the energy from
to be humorous, and to play off of.
(audience applauds)
Why don't we watch the golf course
as you know from (voice drowned out by applause)