- (React) Well, today, we will be taking you on a journey
back to the '90s, where every adult
would be making intelligent purchasing decisions
by watching infomercials.
Today, we bring you Gen Z Tries As Seen On TV Products From The '90s.
- We've done a lot of As Seen On TV products before,
but none from the '90s.
- (React) Jaxon, why don't you give us an example of an infomercial?
Sell these headphones to me.
- ShamWow. (laughs)
- (announcer) Color Workshop!
- (narrator) Did you know that at the heart of every Blo-Pen
is a real brush tip?
- I know exactly what this is! - Wow!
And then you can draw. - I remember...
- I used to have one of these.
- Oh my gosh, wait, I've seen this.
- The Blo-Pen? - I had this!
I had this!
- Wait, you draw by like blowing on it?
- I had this. (Dani blows)
- (narrator) ...our amazing 3D glasses that take...
- Oh, the amazing 3D! Woah! (laughs)
- Oh, we're matching, me and the guy with the bandana.
(blows kiss)
- Wait, we should get tattoos. - Let's do it.
- I'll do yours, you do mine. - Okay.
- (React) Pick your Blo-Pen. - I want pink.
- I got blue then. - No you don't!
- (blows) Oh! - Oh!
- Is it working? I can't tell if it's working.
- (blows) I think it's coming out.
- (React) We are gonna give you two stencils!
The unicorn, oh, they're both unicorns!
- (React) You have 30 seconds to draw the better painting,
and the winner will be decided by Kevin!
- Alright. - Hey!
- I love you, Kevin!
- (React) Three, two, one, go.
(clock ticks)
- Is it getting on me?
- I don't like how it's blowing back.
- I mean, honestly, who doesn't want,
oh my God, sorry.
- (React) 15 seconds left.
(Jack sighs)
♪ (tense music) ♪
Five, four, three, two, one, and stop!
Okay!
- Is it on my face?
(Jack laughs) Jack!
- You'll find out at the end.
- (React) Reveal in three, two, one.
- (child) Wow!
- Woah! - Wow!
- Mine's pretty good.
- Oh shoot.
- Oh, she's cute as [censored]! - Mine's cute too!
- (React) The winner is...
- (Kevin) Jack. - I knew it.
- (React) Jack for the win! - Yes, yes!
I thought he was gonna give it to you. - It had more detail.
- (Kevin) I think I have to give it to Dani.
- (React) Dani for the win!
- (Kevin) I think I have to give it to Angel.
(Angel laughs) - You son [censored], you know what?
- (narrator) Great legs. - (woman) Thank you.
- (narrator) How do you get 'em?
- (woman) I used to do aerobics.
- We're gonna do aerobics? - Aerobics?
- Suzanne Somers!?
- Oh, dude, Patrick had this in his ass!
From SpongeBob?
- Wow, she can fit into her jeans!
- (woman) Thank you, ThighMaster.
- What the...
- (Herbert) I recommend it and use it.
- Dude, I need this.
My thighs are spilling over, you know, like...
- You have to have it right here, if you have it on your knee,
that's bad, 'cause it's pushing your knee out.
- True.
- (Suzanne) ThighMaster, we may not have been born with great legs,
but now we can look like we were.
- Thank you, Suzanne. Back to you!
- Oh my God.
- Oh!
- Oh, I feel a burn. - You do?
- (React) How's that feel?
- It hurts. - (React) Okay, well,
the game is 30 seconds, whoever can do more reps.
Three, two, one, go.
- (both) One, two...
(Jaxon laughs)
- Is it, like, hard?
- Well, I don't exercise!
- If you would like to break a sweat,
you should try our amazing product.
- (React) 10, 12.
- It's so easy for him!
- Ugh, I can't do any more.
- Get a good workout out of that.
(ThighMaster squeaks)
- I hate the sound.
- (React) Yeah, you're good, you'll win!
- You're doing great!
- Already breaking a sweat,
just look how fast she's toning her legs.
- Oh my God! - Wow!
- (React) Time.
- (sighs) He had like 40.
- Mine's in my thighs, no! - (React) 62, so the winner is Jaxon!
- For my job, I have to go up like 70 flights of stairs a day.
- (React) How accurate do you think this is at helping you work out?
- No, not accurate at all. It like flew out.
- (Jack) (laughs) Imagine it hits you in the face.
- Like imagine it hits you in the face, and you're like...
- (Roblox) Oof! - (Jack) Straight to the hospital.
- ♪ Moon Shoes ♪ ♪ Moon Shoes, Moon Shoes, Moon Shoes ♪
♪ Kid powered anti-gravity ♪
- I love these, I never had them though.
- It's like a trampoline, but like, on your feet.
- These and Socker Boppers, more fun than a pillow fight.
- ♪ Moon Shoes ♪ - I'm here for the theme song.
♪ Moon Shoes ♪ (laughs)
- I gotta do that?
- The challenge is don't break your ankles!
- Each item sold separately.
- (laughs) One shoe at a time.
- (React) Does it feel like you're just on a trampoline?
- (laughs) No!
- (Dani) I can't imagine... (Jayka screams)
(Jayka laughs)
- (React) How does it feel? - Woo! (laughs)
This is so fun!
- (React) You're about to do the highest jump!
- Oh! Are you good?
- (React) And Jack, you're gonna have to try and measure
how high she goes off the floor. - Okay.
- Ooh!
- (React) Two, one, jump.
- Oh!
- Oh, this actually is kinda fun. Oh wow, they're kinda like...
- Oh, it's no worse than like, heels.
- I already don't want these. I don't like this feeling.
- (Paulina) Okay, go ahead.
- (man) Woo!
- (React) Woah! - Oh my God!
- I think I won.
- (man) Sensational.
- (React) Yeah! - Woo!
- (man) Nice.
- (laughs) Ah!
- Really? - (React) Yeah, Jack was higher.
- I felt so high!
- That hit my toes, ugh! - Oh no!
- I'm not buying those.
- (React) You're not buying those?
- No, it's like... - I am buying!
- (Jack) Really?
- These are so cool, what are you talking about?
- (narrator) Amazing Elastic Plastic from this TV!
Ordinary balloons go pop!
- I love these things! - I love these!
- It's like slime mixed with a balloon.
- I'm just so shook during this. - No, I wanna try this.
- And it tastes like nail polish remover, so...
- (narrator) Let air in but not out, all for $19.95.
- Holy! $20?
- For plastic? - You're lying!
- This seems too good to be true.
- Yeah.
- (React) That's good, are we ready?
Whoever blows the biggest one!
Oh, oh!
Jack's got it!
(Paulina gasps)
- It stinks.
- (React) It's supposed to.
- It's going down, it's going down! No, no, no!
- It won't go any bigger. (laughs)
Ugh!
- Ah, Jaxon! - (React) So I think, the winner...
- Wow! - (React) Is, of course,
without a doubt, Angel!
- (Kevin) It kinda looks like Paulina's is bigger.
- (React) Paulina for the win! - Wow!
- Woo! - There you go!
- Let me see yours! - (React) Paulina for the win!
- (Kevin) I think it's Dani.
- (React) Dani wins again! (Jayka screams)
- No, no, no! (screams)
- (narrator) Don't be dull, be dazzling!
Now you can dazzle with the...
- BeDazzle! (laughs) - (Jayka) No way!
- Stop. - I want to do this now.
BeDazzle everything!
- I wanna, no, I wanna BeDazzle something so bad!
- That is a Golden Girls shirt. - Girl, please.
- This is so nice!
- Dude, we're gonna BeDazzle, aw!
- There's so many steps!
- (narrator) Look, it's as easy as...
- It looks too easy. - It's as easy as using a stapler.
- Yeah.
- Can I BeDazzle this?
- No, you can't BeDazzle this! I'm gonna BeDazzle it!
- You don't wanna be sparkled?
- I'm gonna BeDazzle it!
- (React) Would you do this?
- I don't think I would. I'd rather just glue them on.
- No.
- I mean, I don't really have a use for it.
- (laughs) No.
- We gotta find the sparkly ones.
- Can you pierce your ears? That's a bad, I didn't say that.
(buzzer)
- I'd be a fashionista.
Bam! Okay.
That was so aggressive. - That did, ooh!
Dude, I'm BeDazzling, ooh!
- This is like labor. This is a lot of work.
This would take me about like five hours to do something,
not gonna lie.
(BeDazzler rattles) (punches reverberate)
- Yes! - Oh, slay!
- Of course I can't...
- I don't even know how I feel about this.
- I think the easier and better way to do this
is with a tweezer, some jewels and some glue.
- Glue, yeah. - Just stick it on there!
- That'll keep it on!
- (React) Let's show your designs to the audience!
- Mine is this one! - ♪ Hallelujah ♪
- Then it just rips them off it. - Okay.
- (narrator) Are you ready to have some fun?
Well, now you can...
- The holographic one underneath. - I've done that!
I had a booklet of that!
- When you scratch it, and the colors are...
I've had this.
- Woo!
- I was just talking about this!
- It's not a piece of chalk, what is that?
- That's a pen!
- I loved these!
- Oh.
- It looked cooler on the video.
- I don't even know how this works.
- (React) And of course, you have 30 seconds
to make the prettiest design. - (both) Okay.
- (React) Three, two, one, go!
(clock ticks)
- Wow, I love this message that's going on.
- Yeah, it's just like so fun.
- (React) Are you sure you don't want to use any stencils?
- (Jaxon) Nah, no stencils.
- I'm making a rainforest with different animals.
- I'm making a little neighborhood with a cat and a dog.
- You're lying!
- I'm doing like a little leisurely day in the park.
- Blue, yellow, green, orange, it's like a rainbow.
- Oh my God, that sound is giving me chills, I can't do it.
- (React) Five more seconds, five, four, three, two, one.
And stop! (Jack gasps)
- Okay.
- (React) Okay, let's see your wonderful things!
Three, two, one!
- Oh, your background's so pretty!
- Okay, you go first, you go first. A nice little...
Wow, actually, yours is nice! - (crowd) Ooh!
- (crowd) Aww.
(Jack laughs)
- (React) What does it say?
- Kevin, I love you, you owe me!
(both laugh)
- (whispers) Kevin.
- (React) I have to give this one to Jayka.
- (React) Jayka for the win! - Yeah!
- (React) Let's try these out! - I don't know what that is.
- (React) Which message touched your heart more, Kevin?
- Come on, Kevin.
- (Kevin) Paulina's.
- (React) Paulina for the win!
- You can't go wrong with world peace!
- (Kevin) I'm sorry, Jaxon.
- Yeah! - You son [censored]!
No you did not! You did, you...
- (narrator) Oh no, you missed that putt again!
You can have more time to practice your putting
with the Potty Putter!
- Why's it called Potty Putter? (laughs)
- 'Cause you do it whilst you're sitting on the toilet.
- Yeah!
- Putt on the potty, wow!
- Imagine going to like a person's house,
and you go into their bathroom,
and there's just a [censored] golf!
- See... - That's horrible.
- I golf, so I'm...
- (React) You have three shots from there.
The person who gets more of them in the putt with one hit
is the winner.
Are we ready? - Yeah.
- (React) And ready?
One. - Woo!
- (React) Ooh! - Yay!
- Getting ready to make this putt, will she make it?
Ooh!
- (React) Got in number one, well done.
- It's rolling around!
- (React) Two! - (Dani) Rolling around town!
- (React) Oh, and one more!
Ready? - (Paulina) Okay.
- (React) Oh, that counts as a putt!
- Oh, oh, oh! - No, no, no!
- (React) Three!
- I like how it's not stopping, it's...
- (Jaxon) These plastic balls are killing me.
- (React) Ah, none of them!
- Okay, you got it, oh! ♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
- (React) There, so she's got one out of three.
Switching places with Jack. - Wow, okay.
- I can do this.
- Woo! - (React) One!
- Just do it, just get it over with, please.
(crowd gasps) - (React) Ooh!
Oh, one! - Ooh, one to one, here we go.
- (React) Two! - Woohoo!
- (Angel) Okay.
- Oh, wow! - (React) Oh, one more.
- (Jack) Come on, Tiger Woods. - (Paulina) Don't, don't, don't!
- (React) And winner, Jack! - Thank you!
- (React) And she did it! - Yay!
- It's so hard, 'cause it's so light.
- Hey, hey, hey! - (React) Flat out.
- Tie!
- (React) Three for three, it's a tie, congratulations!
- This is fun! - (React) Congratulations!
- I don't know if I would do it on the potty though.
- On the potty, though, no. That's my scrolling time.
- (narrator) Tried of braiding your hair by hand?
It takes forever!
Introducing the new...
- Oh my God!
I had one of those with my barbies!
- Really?
- I would braid their hair like that!
- I have this.
You guys don't understand how many times
my hair got tangled in this.
- Look at, dude, it, ew!
That does not look good! - She looks horrible.
- Oh, that's scary.
- That was really scary.
- Oh, it has a comb?
I'll take a comb.
- Oh, that is horrible.
- When I was really young,
I would try to use it on myself,
and they should specify that it's not for kids.
- That's really, oh my God. - She looks great.
- That's so scary.
- Okay, I'm like creating my own braids.
- Yours looks great.
- (Angel) Okay.
- (React) And now Jaxon, your turn.
- I did it though. (laughs)
- (React) No no, we're not doing a regular braid,
but that's a pretty good French braid.
- Definitely Paulina, I would give her this, look at it.
We have a strand falling out.
- I hope so, I braid.
- Ooh, ooh!
- (React) And now braid it the other way.
- (crowd) Ooh!
- (React) Not bad, Jayka!
- Yes!
- (React) I think, of course, the winner for that round
was Paulina, congratulations.
Jaxon is the winner! - Alright!
- (Kevin) Dani.
- Woohoo! - (React) Dani for the win!
- ♪ The queen to be ♪ It's me.
- Watch your back, Kevin. - (Angel) Thank you so...
- Watch your back.
- (React) What was your least favorite product, Jack?
- Least favorite, the braids.
The braids, I think that's just ready to...
- (React) So as your punishment, you must now do a '90s style
infomercial sales pitch to the camera,
telling us why we should buy the Moon Shoes.
- Wow, you just hit the bathroom again.
Ever wanna practice your short game?
Well, the Potty Putter is for you.
- This is Charlotte, and this could be you.
Do you want great, amazing braids in your hair?
- Parents, are your kids bored all the time?
- (crowd) Yes!
- Do they never go outside,
and are stuck on their tablets all day and night?
- You can always practice your short game anywhere you go,
and you know you're always on that toilet,
so why not try, why not give it a shot?
You know, just sit back, relax, and let the club do the work.
- Girl, okay, you want this amazing hair, look it,
it's so luscious, it's so great, it's so amazing.
We use this wand, and it just literally flips everything.
Look at it, amazing.
- Well now, you can get Moon Boots for only $19.99.
- (React) It's Moon Shoes. - Oh, Moon Shoes?
- Goodbye! - Bye!
- Thanks for watching! Goodbye!
- Bye! (laughs) Have a great day!
- Thank you guys so much for watching!
Goodbye everybody, be sure to buy the Potty Putter.
How about you?
- Bye, have a great day! - Wow!