- So it says here Madonna is reinventing herself again.
Hey did you get that letter from the doctor yet?
- [Will Ferrell] I did.
- What'd it say?
- My dad's gay.
- I knew it.
Those blood tests don't lie.
(knocking)
Who's that?
- [Will] It's my landlord, Pearl.
I'm really late on my rent.
- I'm getting out of here man, she's nasty.
- [Will] No, no, no, no, please.
I need you to stay.
- This is gonna be ugly.
- Hi, Pearl.
- (shouting) Where's the rent?
- You don't have to raise your voice.
- You pay now!
- I can give you half.
- You pay now, bitch!
- Hey, don't talk to me like that, okay?
- I'm tired of this crap.
- (sighs) Look, I, I thought I was clear in my email
that I need a couple weeks.
- I work too hard...
- Can I just get two more weeks?
- I want my money.
- You need to relax!
- [Pearl] You're an asshole.
- Uh-uh!
- I want my money, bitch!
- (shouting) Hey don't call me bitch, I'm a grown man!
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
- God, you're mean.
(sobbing)
(laughing)
- Don't make fun of me crying.
- You'll be evicted.
- Aw, I'm not, I'm not doing so good, Pearl.
- I put you on the streets.
- Pearl, I'm gonna pay you,
I'm working three jobs right now,
working nights, I'm driving a,
I'm driving a cab, I'm inside with my buddy right now,
just going over my resume.
- [Pearl] I'm gonna smack you.
- Okay, you know what, you need to relax.
- (screaming) I want my money!
- Look, why do you need your money so fast? C'mon.
- I need to get my drink on.
- You scare me. You're an alcoholic.
- Can I have four beers?
- Seriously, you are an alcoholic.
Yeah, you're drunk. I knew it. You're already drunk.
- I'm just buzzed.
- You know what, you're in no condition
to deal with this right now.
- I'm taking my beer.
- You know, just take your beer and
get out of here, okay?
Yeah, we'll talk tomorrow.
This isn't over.
- Come, mommy.
- Jesus.
(beep)
- Okay, ready?
- [Woman] Ready.
- Hello?
Oh.
(music)
- (screaming) I want my money!
(beep)
- [Man] Pearlita.
- Put your arms down.
- [Man] We're gonna play a game.
It's gonna be fun.
Can you stand still? Stand still.
(beep)
- [Man] And you're gonna say "where's the rent?"
- Where's the rent go?
(beep)
- [Will] Hey, Pearl.
I'll get back here, she should look at you.
- [Man] Yeah, yeah.
(beep)
Pearl, yell "where's the rent?"
- Where's the rent?
(beep)
- [Man] Where's the rent?
- [Woman] Pearl, look at daddy, look at daddy. (laughs)
- [Man] Pearl.
(beep)
- [Woman] We're good. Ready? Pearl, say "where's the rent?"
- Rent.
- [Woman] You have to stand on this.
(all talking)
- Where's the rent?
(beep)
- [Man] Pearl, say "where's the rent?"
(beep)
- [Woman] Okay, don't move off of here, Pearl.
- [Man] Hey, Pearl!
(all laughing)
- [Man] This is the action sequence.
(beep)
- [Man] Say "I'm tired of this!"
- Oh, baby, my!
(beep)
- [Man] Say "I've got bills to pay."
- Woof woof!
(beep)
- Woof. Woof.
Mommy.
(beep)
- [Woman] Say "hit the bricks."
- Hit the bricks.
- [Will] Say it again, "hit the bricks."
- Hit the bricks.
(beep)
- [Woman] "I work too hard." Say it to daddy.
(beep)
- I work too hard.
(beep)
- [Man] Okay, can you say "you'll be evicted?"
(beep)
- You'll be evic- vic.
(beep)
(Pearl laughing)
- [Woman] Say it one more time, make daddy laugh.
(beep)
- That's funny.
(men laughing)
- [Man] All right, we got another one, we got another one.
(beep)
- [Man] Scream it to Drew, say
- [Man and Woman] (in unison) "You pay now!"
- (screaming) You pay now!
(beep)
- Can we just work something out?
(clicking)
Can I do some,
some, like, can I do some labor for you?
- You're stupid, be quiet.
- Just be quiet?
(beep)
- [Man] Pearl, say "I'm gonna call the sheriff!"
- [Woman] Pearl, say "I'm gonna call the sheriff!"
- Can you say, look at me and say,
"I'm gonna call the sheriff!"
- I'm gonna call the sheriff.
- Okay, don't do anything rash, okay?
We can work this out.
(beep)
(clicking)
- [Woman] Pearl, say "I'll put you on the streets."
- Can you say "I'll put you on the streets?"
- I put you on the streets.
(beep)
- [Man] She say "I need to get my drink on."
- I want my drink on.
(beep)
Come, mommy.
♪ She's the one that keeps the ♪
♪ Dream alive from the morning ♪
(rusty squeaking)