Okay, so I can explain the title of this video
You guys know I play the piano and you've wanted a video about it for literally more than two years
I don't know why I'm just getting to this now
But earlier today I was watching this video called 'Evolution of Meme Music' by this amazing pianist named something that I can't pronounce
So I'ma put 'er right here for you, then it got me thinking
[Mystical contemplative music]
I could do that too, except worse. And people love seeing other people fail
So why not see some Asian kid who's played piano for literally more than 13 years
Fail at playing meme music. And I promise you that I am not using sheet music
Literally, this doesn't even work. Just put that aside for now. [Intense clanging]
The truth is I play by ear because when you've played three instruments, and you played one for 13 freaking years
You're kind of forced to have perfect pitch for the rest of your life. Problem is I usually use sheet music.
But I guess today we're just gonna be going off of one person's video.
All right here is 'Evolution of Meme Music' by Vin (sad sigh) Vin-hetero?
I guess I can just be Vin-homo
Also, I didn't trim my nails. Sorry for sinning! If your teacher ever saw your fingernail even grow one centimeter long.
She would chop it off
Oh, so that's Greensleeves
Pretty sure it's on
[Greensleeves]
Pretty good start! Not gonna lie.
Every person who's played the classical instrument knows this freaking song
[CANON]
By the way this guy, he literally stares at you while he's playing the piano, and it's
Obnoxiously amazing. I guess I'll try for the next one, but I pphhhhfff
oh wait, no, hold on. I gotta look at the camera
Honestly, this is reminding me of my Russian teacher when she used to wHaCk mE wiTh a rULeR
it was really like 'PLAY THE PIANO RIGHT FREDERIC'
She'd take one of my trophies and say like 'YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT YOU DON'T DESERVE IT'
Uh
Yeah, that was a rough childhood.
I really don't need a fucking washing machine going on while an Asian
*Inhales deeeeppply*
pianist is trying to play!
*difficult music plays*
I don't know if I can do that... I can do like one hand maybe
NEXT
fuck
RRahhHhHhhH
I got a little carried away. Subscri -- Oh he put subscrib --
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And this is not me mocking him at all by the way, I would love to be him because he's amazing
oh
Oh my god, okay. I literally played this my whole life
Whatever
And if you ever, like make a comment saying how I'm not doing something right, I have not been to piano practice in two years
I don't fucking care about this anymore
I just do it for fun
I refuse to do both handed, but I think it sounds like...
He has a violin, and a tuba, and he's wearing a tux. Like look at me. I'm dressed for sleep right now.
I'm sorry if I offend anyone for playing this badly
Why the fuck do you watch me?
What's that vine again? It's like "Harry? What's that behind you?"
-- You hear that? -- We must be getting close! -- Hold on.
What if I do, like a, a sad version of this?
That's depressing...
The fuck?
I can't whistle, so.
Oh my God, I did it. I did it, next!
Follow -- Oh! Follow my Instagram. FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM!
I can't whistle
Oppa Gangnam Style
As much as I don't want to do this, I agreed to do the songs from this video
I just realized this guy's probably too classy to do our generation of meme music.
So I'm just gonna add some more in.
Alright, I'm gonna cheat. I have one sheet of music right here.
You can't read it. It says Mii Channel.
All I need now. Now that I'm in the mindset of a millennial, let me try to think of some other meme musics.
Okay trigger warning. This is gonna make you cry?
[Up theme song... i cri]
Ah. Fuck I ruined it.
Sorry
I remember listening to this in the video. I think I skipped it by accident, and it's Nyan Cat and it's fucking hard.
I have played it before though on the piano.
There.
(shut up diesel)
Diesel, what do you want?
Halloween Music... *insert tablet typing noise here*
I'm done
Well, if you enjoyed me failing to do meme music, give it a like, leave a comment down below,
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What do you think of the video, Diesel? Did you enjoy it?
Oh, oh my god, oh, Diesel!
Almost crushed my *insert curse word here* swan, Diesel.