Ladies & Gentlemen
Join with us as we try to forget
(Stutters)
As we remember
Another fallen driver
Of the Premier League Wacky Races
Remedial French Garde
Last, we not forget
How sh*t you were
Kane is getting back to form!
But the Remedial garde has his work cut out!
To turn this around!
It's neck-and-neck here in Remy French Guard's
debut against the alcoholic
I'm not an alcoholic
Really?
So how come everytime you play...
...You're surrounded by boos?
Ha-Ha
Remy French Guard has pulled over...
...And is talking to a fan...
Oh no, he's just spotted one of his players
On another night out
It looks like Jack Grealashed from here
And Everton have destroyed them.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
...As proven by Helen of Troy Deeney...
Who has an axe to grind with
Villa for rejecting her
Oh, I said grind
Not for the first time, Jailbird Deeney
May well be going down
Ain't that a kick to the head?!
(Car races by)
Romeu...Romeu
Wherefore art thou Romeu?
Oh dear, he's sneaking in unmarked
That's where he is
Juliet Lescott, caught monologuing there
The Imperial Garde anything but imperious here...
(deep voice) I believe his team are Sith...
Really?
Oh, my bad. Typo in my notes...
I believe his team are...
...Shit
(Arsene shoots laser)
Arsene assisted beautifully by Mesut Eyezil
Who appears to be in the wrong sci-fi film
That's more like it
The McLaren looking to go on a run here
But Remedial French Garde
Has drawn level
Although, he's still rock bottom
Defoe is on the charge in his black pussy...
...And Remi French Garde is in charge of a...
...Bunch of pussies
...And they're drowning...
Oh, when Juliet Lescott has finally...
...Got Gaston Villa onto the winners podium
Alan...Alan...Wherefore art thou Alan?
(Explosion)
(He Screams)
Penalty for Gaston Villa
Can really bad penalty taker Mahrez capitalize?
Oh, he's blown it
Up, as I thought
Gaston Villa & West Brom Carrier Baggies
Are going backwards this season
While
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