- Are you a super nerd with this stuff, though?
- No. - Do you really know--
- No, no, no, no. - This is so similar
to another quote. - There's a script that I have
at home that I keep in a shadow box,
where the light on it-- what is that line
that I have highlighted in there? (laughs)
- It's so accurate. (laughs) - (React) "If, by my life or death,
I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.
And you have my bow. And my axe."
(ding) Boom, boom. Yes! Correct!
(ding)
- Wooo! - Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
- I KNOW who this is too! But I don't remember his name!
- I don't remember how to spell his name.
- I just watched-- I'm so bad at this.
- Shaaa! - Nooo!
- That is-- - (React) Correct!
- Nice. - I did human man, Legolas,
and dwarf. - (laughs)
- The elf fella and hunky pal.
What?! Come on! (buzzer)
- It's from the Fellowship's first... - This scene, automatically
giving me chills. Yeah. - ...put together. Yeah.
- Yeah, no, this is great. - (Gandalf) ...is yours to bear.
- (as Gandalf) For as long as-- ooh! There! He's back!
- Aragorn! - (Martine) Ahhh!
- (Aragorn) I will. - "I will."
- What's his name? Oragon? - Aragorn. Son of Aragorn.
- Just say it normal. - King! (laughs) Of the west.
- The way this was created and filmed, this scene,
the height difference is just crazy accurate.
- Oh, he's so hot. - (laughs)
- I feel like I should've got elf fella.
- Elphaba? - Elf fella.
- (laughs) Oh, elf fella. - (as Gandalf) Be the fellowship
of the ring! - Where are we going?
- Okay, so I feel like that was a warm-up.
I completely admit fault. Let's go.
- (React) "I'm not a lady. I never have been. That's not me."
(ding) (ding)
Correct! - Nice.
- See, I'm not sure who said this one, though.
- Stop! Stop! No! - Ah!
- (React) Don't show yet! Oh, you can show it.
- It's too late! - Ahhh.
- Arya Stark.
- (React) Yeah, buddy! - Arya Stark.
- Big Shar, almost daily. (laughs) - Almost daily.
- I say it almost daily. - (Gendry) Be my wife.
- Ohhh! - (Gendry) Be the lady of Storm's End.
- I forgot that he proposed. - Look at her face.
She's like, "Absolutely freaking not." - "Are you wot?!"
- Don't they bang right after this? - No, before.
- Before. Never mind. - Wait! I think.
- It's gotta be before. - Feels weirdly out of character
to watch her kiss someone. - Yeah, it very much is.
- It kind of makes me like, nnngh! - I know everybody was losing
their minds over this episode too. They were like, "Oh,
we finally get to see her get--" - (Sharon) Uh-huh.
- (Arya) And any lady would be lucky to have you.
- (Arya and Martine) But I am not a lady.
- (Travis, as Arya) I'm not a lady. - (as Arya) I never have been.
- (Arya) I never have been. - Never have been.
- Hire me now. I'm ready. - (as Arya) That's not me.
- (Arya) That's not me. - The one thing I miss
about House of the Dragon is the number of good characters
the Starks provided in Game of Thrones.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- (React) "Never forget what you are,
for surely, the world will not. Make it your strength.
Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it,
and it will never be used to hurt you."
- Okay, now we're going vague. - That's a great line!
- I'm so torn. - (React) It could go either way.
- I'm so torn on this one, yeah.
(buzzer) (ding)
(ding) - (React) Correct!
(ding) (buzzer)
- There's a lot of wise words here. - I think I--
- But there's also a lot of wise characters
in Game of Thrones. - I have two people that come
to mind for this quote. - I'm locked in.
- (React) Okay, cannot change it. - Okay.
- I need that clue. Yeah. - OHH! What's his na--
this is gonna eat me up inside. - I'm just trying to spell her name.
- I know exactly who it is, but I don't know his name.
- I mean, I'm not looking. I haven't looked at the screen, so...
Okay, it's locked in. - He is definitely one of them.
- (React and Daniel laugh) - "Call me an elf one more time."
Yeah. - Woot, woot!
Got it! - Lannister. That's all I remember.
I don't remember his first name. - (React) No! No point!
- I got Tyrion Lannister. - I put Cersei,
but I spelled her name wrong. As a matter of fact,
I didn't even put her down. I just put Lannister.
- (Tyrion) Let me give you some advice, bastard.
- This is one of my favorite parts of the book when I was reading it.
- See, this is... - (Tyrion) Wear it like armor,
and it can never be used to hurt you.
- He's so confused. - (Jon) What the hell do you know
about being a bastard? - God, it's so funny how much
higher budget House of the Dragon has compared to season one of this.
- (Tyrion) All dwarves are bastards in their fathers' eyes.
- Oh, ouch. - He is one of the most
powerful characters. - 100%.
- Hoo! - If you recall, I'm keeping
my own points over-- - The people's points.
- The people points are right here.
- The people have yet again-- - And I have three.
- (React) "Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day.
At dawn, look to the east." - This speaks volumes
to what franchise it is. - Yeah.
- Psh, psh! - (React) Correct!
(ding)
- I always mishear this last part, so I'm like, "Okay."
- I'm locked in. - But I have my answer written down.
I wanna see if I can change it.
- (React) Julian's locked in. - I'm locked in, baby.
- Oh, of course he is.
- (snorts) - That's actually really good.
- That's great, yeah. - That's quite good.
- I got it! Without the clue. No, I'll add the last part
or whatever. - Can golf right.
- (wheezes) - (React) It's "the White"!
- Oh, is it "the White"? (ding)
- (React) Gandalf the White is correct!
- NOOOOOO! - YEAH!
- (Gandalf) Look to my coming... - Yeah.
- (Gandalf) ...on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
- See? That's good-lookin' pal. - (horse neighs)
- That is one beautiful horse. - I love this scene.
I love everything about this movie. - (Martine, whispers) Gandalf.
- Hell yeah. Dude, the scene where they come and they save
the [censored] day! - (Daniel) Yeah.
- Let me tell you, I would be a terrible person
in a situation like that. Look to where? The west?
How do I know which way west is? - (React) "If you think this has
a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention."
- "If you think this is a happy ending,
you haven't been paying attention." - Okay, the vibe sort of gives me
an idea. - Yeah, me too.
The vibes are-- - (React) You mean, what franchise?
- (both) Yeah. - Yes!
- Game of Thrones. - Yeah.
(buzzer) (ding)
- (React) Game of Thrones. - I'm gonna take the clue for this one.
- I'm gonna need a clue. I don't remember.
(audio in reverse)
- Come on! - That is so dirty.
- Come on! - That is so dirty!
- You might as well just put my head underwater.
Like, what? - Bam.
(buzzer)
- I think that was-- - Wormtail?!
Wait, Wormtail is from Harry Pot-- isn't Wormtail from Harry Potter?
- Wrong. - I put Ramsay Bolton.
- (React) Ramsay Bolton it is! - Nice.
- Oh! My! Gosh! - (Ramsay) And I win the game
if you beg me to cut off your finger. - God, this is from season five.
That was such a gnarly season. - (Theon) If I win, you'll let me go?
- This whole thing just, like... ah. - (Ramsay) If you think this
has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
- Oh. I mean... - Very sinister.
- (React) "I can't carry it for you.." - You know this one, Sharon?
- I think so. - Okay.
- (React) "...but I can carry you." - Oh. No, no! I know exactly--
okay. - Come on!
- Yeah, for sure. - (React) Ooh!
- You know what? Hey, I'm just gonna roll here.
- (React) Yeah, why not? - Samwise.
- Samwise. - I put his last name as Gamgee.
- Samwise Gamgee. - (React) Samwise Gamgee!
Po-ta-toe! - Po-ta-toe!
- (React) It's for the points! - I kinda want a clue
because I'd rather get-- okay. - I've got it.
- (React) You're locking in? - I'm locked in.
(laughs) I love that clue so much. - I mean...
(ding) - (React) Samwise is correct.
Samwell Tarley... - Wasn't his last name Tarley?!
- Samwise? It's like Ga... - (React) It's Samwise Gamgee.
- Gamgee! Yeah, I couldn't-- I-- - Gamgee! (groans)
- (Frodo) ...the sound of water. - (Frodo and Julian) The touch
of grass. - (laughs)
Shut up! - Samwell Tarley doing the darndest.
Can you imagine what his breath smells like at this moment?
- (Frodo) ...and the wheel of fire. - What a great character.
- I would've broke. I think Frodo is stronger than I am, though,
in a sense of mentality. - His eyes are so crazy blue
even when he's filthy. - (Zaria) Yeah.
- (Sam) Once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo.
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!
- (groans) - Oh, what a great scene.
- I'm getting chills! - (Daniel) Yeah.
- I've got goosebumps, Sharon. Look at that. Look at that.
- On this scene? - All my hairs and-- oh yeah.
For this scene. - (Sharon) Really?
- Oh, big time. - I'm all sitting over here like,
"He was real problematic." - (both laugh)
- (React) "Give me the meat and give it to me raw!"
- This one is so incredibly vague. - I know what it is!
- (React) You do? - Yes, I do!
- Sounds like a porno. (ding)
(ding) - (React) Bink.
- Lord of the Rings. (ding)
(buzzer) - (React) Would you like the clue?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- You got it locked in, though, right? - Yeah, I'm done,
so there's no changing my answer here. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Well, I know what that is. - What the hell is that?
- I don't remember the name of this fruit!
- There's an Ed Sheeran song that is part of this...
- Durian? - ...soundtrack. Yeah.
And they say-- is that durian?
- This is a shot in the dark for me. - (React) Okay!
- This is a shot in the dark. - Durin?
- (React) And you're correct! - Is it Durin? Yeah.
- (React) Yes! (buzzer)
- Durian. Dur-- Dur-- - (React) What's his name?
- Durin? - (React) Yes.
- Durin. - I said Aururian,
Burian, Curian, Furian, Jurian, Lurian--
I mean, you get it. - You get it.
- (React) Ed Sheeran got you there.
- Yes! Thank you, Ed Sheeran! - (React) Oh my goodness.
- Oh! - (gasps) Oh! Oh!
- That's who I thought said it. - (Elrond) It is not the weight
of the table that burdens me. - "Give me the meat
and give it to me raw!" - This is my favorite story arc
in Rings of Power. - I love the two of them.
- (Elrond) Depending on the heart... - He's so pompous.
I don't like that guy. - Elrond? Yeah, he is a pompous guy.
- (Sharon) Isn't he? - (Durin) Give me the meat...
- (Durin and Daniel) And give it to me raw.
- Yeah. - I was imagining them
at a big dinner feast. - (both) And give it to me raw!
- Of course! - And give it to me raw!
- (React) "All my life, men like you have sneered at me.
And all my life, I've been knocking men like you into the dust."
- Game of Thrones? (ding)
(ding) (ding)
- (React) Game of Thrones. - Yes!
- If I'm close, I'm close, right? - (React) Sure, yeah.
- Brienne of Tarth. - Oh, yeah. Oh, see,
I put Breana. - (both laugh)
- I still kind of want a clue. - (React) Clue?
- I would love a clue. - I'll have this clue.
- (React) You want this clue? Let's clue it up.
- Yeah. - Say what?!
- Oh! - Ooh, hang on.
- Oh my-- obsessed! - (React) Correct!
- YEAH! - I read tall, blonde, short-haired,
badass bitch Gwendolyn. - Badass bitch!
- It's Sir Brienne. - Sir! She became a knight!
- (Jaime) There are three men in the kingdom who might
have a chance against me. You're not one of them.
- (Brienne) All my life, men like you have sneered at me.
And all my life, I've been knocking men like you into the dust.
- Amen, sister! - She could totally beat his ass.
She beat the Hound's ass! - She did, yes.
- She's a very powerful woman. - (chuckles)
- (React) "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
- Oh! I got my answer. - "Looks like meat's back on..."
- (both) "The menu, boys!" - I know which franchise
this is already. - Really?
- Yeah. (ding)
- (React) Hey-oh! - Lord of the Rings.
- (React) Lord of the Rings is correct!
- Shoot! - (React) I'm not gonna make you
say his name, but if you can just tell the tribe--
the name of the tribe that he's part of...
- Can you hear the crickets? (crickets chirping)
- I think this is how you spell it. I could be wrong.
Okay. - Oh, I'm gonna want the clue.
- (React) Okay, I'll let him lock in. (audio in reverse)
- (laughs) - That was funny.
- That really clarified a lot. - I'm not gonna know.
Literally, I have nothing. - Was that that person
saying that line? 'Cause it's really hard to know.
(imitates reverse audio) - My dad, the Ricker.
- (both laugh) - (React) Orcs of Mordor,
the Mord-Orcs. - (laughs)
- I think it's the Uruk-hai? - (React) Yes! Correct!
- This name is not correct, but we're going Gormag.
- (React) What's the tribe, though? - What do you mean?
Like, the-- he's an Uruk-hai?
Is that what you're looking for? - (React) There you go.
- Yeah, yeah. - (React) I'll give you that.
- Shoutout to Jacob! - (React) What's up, Jacob!
- Hi, Jacob! - Hi, Jacob!
- (laughs) - My favorite Lord
of the Rings character. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- Oh, gosh. He is a looker!
- Oof. - (Frodo) Shhh! As soon as
they find out we don't, we're dead.
- (creature hisses) - Oh yeah. Ooh, he is just sexy.
- I totally remember this scene now. Is this where they eat each other?
- They're hungry! - (Martine) Yeah.
- (orc) Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
- (laughs) - Roar!
- (React) "This is a tragic world. You cannot live your life in fear,
or you will forsake the best parts of it."
- (gasps) - Ooh.
- I know this one, who said this too.
- I'm on the fence about this one.
It could go either way for me.
(buzzer) (ding)
- I'm saying Lord of the Rings. - (React) No.
Correct! - (both exclaim)
- No, I'm gonna wait for the clue. I'm gonna wait for the clue.
- (man speaking in foreign language)
- That's very Star Trek sounding.
- Oh! This is another language. This is not backwards.
- That's clever. - Oh!
- That's actually a better clue than I thought it would be.
- Okay, well, they're speaking old Valyrian.
- Let's go. - It's a new prospect.
- Mean Joe Green. (buzzer)
- Daemon? - Daemon.
- (React) You're both correct! - Yes!
- These wig lines in the show.
- That's... yeah. - Her transformation from younger
to older? - Yeah.
- The other girl doesn't have an underbite.
- That's so cheeky. Playing your clip in Valyrian.
- Yeah. - (React) "Chip the glasses,
crack the plates. That's what [name redacted] hates."
- Oh, I know this one. I have a scene in my head for this.
- I don't really know. - (React) Ba-boom!
- Ba-boom. - (React) Correct!
- Ayy! - Oh my god!
- (React) Lord of the Rings is correct!
- I'll listen to the audio clue while you write your family tree.
- That is what I'm doing. - Uh-huh.
- ♪ Chip the glasses, crack the plates ♪
- Shoot! What are they-- mm! - ♪ Chip the glasses,
crack the plates ♪ - I don't know any of their names!
- This isn't right, but I know their names.
- (React) Correct, but not correct enough.
- Okay, definitely not right. - Yeah.
- (React) Bilbo Baggins, correct-ish,
but not correct-ish enough. - The Baggins is?
- I put group of dwarves that invade Bilbo's house.
- (React) Together, you're right. I'm gonna give you both half a point.
- All right. - Pirates of Penzance.
(laughs) (buzzer)
- (React) I'm gonna give you the point.
Yeah. For sure. - Thank you.
- ♪ Chip the glasses, crack the plates ♪
- Oh my god! - What is this?
- What is this? - It's the 1970s animated one.
- Ohhh! - And there's Bilbo. Yeah.
- ♪ Smash the bottles, burn the corks ♪
- That's Bilbo? I'm like... - She looks like one
of those little rag dolls we used to have.
- (React) That's Bilbo Baggins. - Look. "What the [censored]?"
- I know right? Yeah. - (laughs)
- I knew they made animated versions of the Lord of the Rings.
I had never seen that one before.
- (React) Daniel wins! - Nice!
- Aww. Goddamn. - Leggo!
- See, I knew. I knew that. - That was close, though.
- Ahhh! You didn't even-- - Let's go!
- I forgot to give me another people point! Oh!
- There's less magic in the words that come out of Game of Thrones.
- Game of Thrones, yeah. - There's more, like--
there's just a little more grit. - Realism. It's more real.
It's a tale of adventure and triumph, whereas Game of Thrones
is like a tale of just, like, "Let's just beat 'em down
till we win." - Which is great.
- Thanks for watching this episode on React.
- What else should we react to? Let us know in the comments.
- Do not say goodbye for that is a sad thing.
Instead, say that we will meet again. That's a butchery of a quote.
It's close. - There has to be a Samwell Tarley
somewhere out there. (laughs)
To all the Samwell Tarleys out there, this is for you.