HERE WE ARE, GANG.
ELECTION EVE.
THE BIG DAY IS FINALLY HERE.
IN 20 MINUTES IT WILL BE ELECTION DAY.
I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT.
HONESTLY, I'M NOT ENJOYING THE FEELING IN ME RIGHT
NOW.
HOW ARE YOU COPING, REGGIE?
ARE YOU DOING OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS?
>> I'M JUST PRETENDING LIKE I'M IN ANOTHER TIME
PERIOD, LIKE IT IS APRIL 4th, IT IS NO BIG
DEAL.
>> James: OKAY, THAT IS THE ADVICE.
HOW ABOUT YOU, IAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH ALL OF
THIS?
>> I'M DOING TERRIBLE.
AFTER HALLOWEEN PASSED, I'M LIKE HALLOWEEN IS
NEXT, AND ONCE THAT WAS GONE, I'M LIKE OH, NO.
>> James: WAS LISTENING ON THE RADIO, AND ALL THEY
WERE TAKING ABOUT THE ELECTION.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LISTENED TO BACK-TO-BACK
MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU."
I'M NOT JOKING.
THAT SONG SLAPS.
LOOK, YOU KNOW, IT IS HAPPENING.
WE'RE DOING IT.
IT IS HAPPENING.
AND IT REALLY IS GATHERING PACE, BECAUSE DESPITE A
BIG UPTAKE IN COVID CASES, TRUMP IS RUNNING AROUND TO
ALL OF THE KEY STATES.
DURING A MIDNIGHT RALLY IN FLORIDA LAST NIGHT, WHEN
THE ISSUE OF COVID AND DR. FAUCI CROWD SHOUTED FIRE FAUCI,
AND TRUMP SHI HINTED HE MAY JUST DO THAT.
>> FIRE FAUCI!
FIRE FAUCI!
FIRE FAUCI FIRE!
FIRE FAUCI!
>> President Trump: DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT
LET ME WAIT UNTIL A LITTLE BIT AFTER THE ELECTION.
>> James: SO THERE WE HAVE IT, DONALD TRUMP
WON'T LISTEN TO THE NATION'S TOP INFECTIOUS
DISEASE EXPERT, BUT HE WILL LISTEN TO THE CHANTS
OF AN ANGRY MOB.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU THOUGHT
THE LAST FOUR YEARS WERE BAD, YOU WAIT, GUYS.
IF HE FIRES DR. FAUCI, WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THAT JOB?
LIKE WHICH DOCTORS IS, LIKE, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A GOOD JOB.
I'M QUALIFIED, TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY LISTEN TO ME.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND IN A RALLY
THIS AFTERNOON IN PENNSYLVANIA, TRUMP TALKED
ABOUT ATHLETES NOT STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL
ANTHEM, AND HOW THE NBA RATINGS DROPPED, AND HE
TOOK A SHOT AT LEBRON JAMES.
AND THE CROWD STARTED CHANTING LEBRON SUCKS.
>> President Trump: I FELT BAD FOR LEBRON.
I DIDN'T WATCH ONE SHOT.
I GOT BORED.
WHAT A CROWD.
>> James: YEAH, WHAT A CROWD.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: HE IS LIKE YOU
KNOW DIDN'T SUCK, EVERETT.
YOU KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST O
LOYAL, LOVES THE FLAG, NEVER WEARS A MASK, GREAT DOG.”
YOU KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GUY IN THAT CROWD WHO'S A
LEGITIMATE BASKETBALL FAN LIKE“" GUYS, I WAS WITH YOU ON 'FIRE
FAUCI,' I SHOUTED 'LOCK HER UP,' I'M WITH YOU 'HUNTER'S E-MAILS,'
BUT THIS ONE IS JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR.
HE'S THE GREATEST OF HIS GENERATION."
TRUMP GOT THE CROWD TO TURN AGAINST LeBRON, BUT NOT EVERYONE
AGREED WITH DONALD TRUMP ON THAT, INCLUDING DONALD TRUMP.
BECAUSE HE'S PREVIOUSLY TWEETED THINGS LIKE “CONGRATULATIONS TO
KING JAMES ON WINNING ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT LAST NIGHT'S ESPYS.
LeBRON IS ALSO A GREAT GUY!” (
AND HE DIDN'T JUST TWEET SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE, BUT
FOUR TIMES.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE GUY HAS NO MORAL COMPASS OR CONVICTION OF
HIS OWN FEELINGS.
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WAS GETTING THE TRUMP TREATMENT AT THE PENNSYLVANIA RALLY.
HE ALSO WENT AFTER BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, OR AS HE SAYS, BEYON-SEE.
>> James: YOU KNOW, BEYON-SEE, WITH THE SEE HIVE AND ALL THAT.
BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT THE AMERICAN VOTERS WANT TO HEAR THE
DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION: THE PRESIDENT NAME-DROPPING
CELEBRITIES.
AND IT DIDN'T STOP THERE, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER BOTH LADY GAGA
AND JON BON JOVI.
>> LADY GAGA.
NOW HE HAS LADY GAGA.
I COULD TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT LADY GAGA.
I KNOW A LOT OF STORIES.
LADY GAGA, AND B JON BON JOVI.
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE KISSES MY ASS.
OH, MR. PRESIDENT.
>> James: I WOULD LOVE TO BE THAT GUY.
JON BON JOVI IS AN ASS-KISSER.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SHOUT?
I DON'T KNOW, I'M CAUGHT UP IN IT.
I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THAT GUY HAS BEEN SITTING ON
THAT FOR A WHILE.
>> James: YEAH.
I LIKE THE MUSIC BUT THAT GUY KISSES ASS.
>> I SAW HIM BACK IN 1987 AT A RESTAURANT AND HE
TOLD THE CHEF THE SALMON WAS GREAT.
IT WAS NOT TRUMP SAID LADY GAGA IS NOT
GOOD.
BUT HERE'S THE THING: IN 2010, TRUMP TWEETED, “I SAW LADY GAGA
LAST NIGHT AND SHE WAS FANTASTIC!”
AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THE THOUGHT OF TRUMP
DANCING AT A LADY GAGA CONCERT IS INCREDIBLY DISTURBING.
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>> James: I DO LIKE AND I RE SPE RESPECT HE ONLY DANCES
FROM THE WAIST UP.
THERE IS ZERO LEG MOVEMENT.
NOTHING FROM THE WAIST DOWN.
>> HE IS LIKE A DOLL AT CCHUNKY CHEESE.
>> James: HE IS LIKE THE DOLL YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR
THAT WOBBLES.
HE IS LIKE, I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, BUT IF I MOVE THE
LEGS, I COULD LOOK STUPID.
TRUMP REALLY ATTACKED EVERYONE, LEBRON JAMES AND
JON BON JOVI.