>> ATTENTION ALL MAIDENS OF THIS DWELLING.
PRINCE CHARMING WISHES TO HAVE A WORD.
>> OH, PRINCE CHARMING. >> I WONDER WHAT HE WANTS.
>> CINDERELLA, GO TO YOUR ROOM AT ONCE.
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. YOU'RE POOR.
>> YEAH, THE PRINCE IS HERE TO SEE US, THE EVIL, HOMELY STEP
SISTERS. >> MEN DON'T WANT A NICE, PRETTY
BLONDE GIRL. THEY WANT LOUD, MEAN FREAKS.
>> CINDERELLA DOESN'T HAVE A UNI-BROW.
>> OH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL JUST GO TALK TO THE BIRDS.
THEY'RE MY REAL FRIENDS. >> PSYCHO.
>> NO, WAIT. THIS CONCERNS EVERY MAIDEN IN
THE KINGDOM. YOU SEE, I FALL IN LOVE, BUT
WITH WHOM I DO NOT KNOW. PERHAPS SHE IS HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> PERHAPS SHE IS. >> COULDN'T BE CINDERELLA,
THAT'S FOR SURE. WE KEEP HER LOCKED IN THE ATTIC.
>> OKAY. WELL, THAT'S A CRIME.
WHEN THE PRINCE COMES TO VISIT, PEOPLE USUALLY SAY, "HELLO, MY
LORD," NOT "WE GOT A GIRL IN THE ATTIC."
>> BUT EVEN HER NAME IS GROSS, CINDERELLA.
WOULDN'T YOU PREFER MY DAUGHTER DRUSELLA?
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHO MY MYSTERY LOVE IS.
YOU SEE -- OH, MY. THE SMELL IS REALLY HITTING ME
NOW. >> YES, WHAT IS THAT?
>> SORRY, I ONLY EAT BERRIES AND RAW DEER MEAT.
>> YOU SEE, I SPENT ONE MAGICAL EVENING WITH THIS MYSTERY WOMAN
AND SHE VANISHED AT MIDNIGHT, AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS THIS.
HER GLASS SLIPPER. >> HUH.
>> WHAT? >> NOTHING, IT IS JUST IT LOOKS
SMALL. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> THE SHOE, IT'S SMALL. >> I THINK IT IS A PRETTY
STANDARD WOMAN'S SHOE. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT IS LIKE A MONOPOLY TOKEN. >> HUH, YES, I GUESS MY
PERSPECTIVE WAS OFF BECAUSE I WAS SITTING ON A PILLOW.
DO YOU THINK IT IS LIKE A CHILD'S SHOE?
>> NO, BUT I DON'T LOVE HOW CASUALLY YOU ASKED THAT.
>> IT IS WAY TOO SMALL FOR A CHILD, MAYBE EVEN TOO SMALL FOR
A DOLL. YOU REALLY DIDN'T CLOCK THE SHOE
AT WEIRD AT ALL? >> WELL, IT'S GLASS.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS WEIRD. REGINALD, IS THIS SHOE ODD TO
YOU? >> I MEAN I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
MY PLACE TO COMMENT, BUT THAT SHOE IS TINY AS HELL.
I'M A FOOTMAN, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, BUT EVEN FOR ME THAT'S A
FREAKY LITTLE SHOE. >> WELL, MY FEET ARE PRETTY
SMALL. THEY DON'T FEED ME ENOUGH TO GO
THROUGH PUBERTY. >> YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU
COULD EVEN GET ONE OF YOUR TOES INTO THIS THING.
>> SO THEN WHO HAS A FOOT THIS SMALL?
>> I DOES. >> I'M SORRY.
>> I DOES. >> THIS SHOE IS YOURS?
>> OH, IT DEFINITELY DOES. >> OH, HURRAH.
MOUSELINA, THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS.
YOU FOUND YOUR PRINCE CHARMING. >> YEP, I GUESS I DOES.
>> >> DUDE, YOU BANGED A MOUSE.
>> WHAT, NO? WE DIDN'T BANG.
I MEAN WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, AND SHE WASN'T A MOUSE.
SHE WAS A HUMAN WOMAN. >> NO, IT WAS MOUSE, AND MOUSE
WENT ALL THE WAYYEAH, HE DUNKED ME IN A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE AND I
WAS READY TO ROCK. >> NO, NO, I REMEMBER IT WAS A
WOMAN AND SHE RAN AWAY AND HER CARRIAGE TURNED INTO A PUMPKIN.
>> DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUGS YOU'RE ON, BUT IT DEFINITELY
DIDN'T AFFECT YOUR PERFORMANCE AT ALL.
I MEAN YOU'D THINK THIS PRINCE WAS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER THE
WAY HE WAS JACKHAMMERING. >> REGINALD, DID I REALLY, WITH
A MOUSE? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?
>>HEY, I DON'T JUDGE. LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE.
YOU DON'T THINK JAFAR EVER SPRINKLED SOME BIRD SEED DOWN
THERE AND LET IAGO GO TO TOWN? >> WHAT?
HEY, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. THIS IS STUFF I BE THINKING
ABOUT. >> OH, RELAX, PRINCE.
I'M TOTALLY COOL. I'LL HAVE THE BABY, NO PROBLEMO.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S OKAY.
IT IS PROBABLY MORE LIKE 12 BABIES, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'LL EAT A COUPLE OF THEM. >> WAIT.
THAT MEANS THOSE RAT BABIES WILL BE PRINCES SOME DAY.
>> AND IF WE MARRY THEM, WE'LL BE PRINCESSES.
>> YES, EVERYTHING IS COMING UP DRUCILLA.
♪ BIPITY-BOPPETY-BOO. THE PRINCE FOUND OUT HE BONED A
MOUSE WHEN HE FOUND MY TINY SHOE ♪