(music playing in background) Hello, and welcome to the Jacksepticeye Power Hour!
Today we laugh in the face of science to see...
Today, we're going to find out because we have with us
Fifty Amazing Magic Tricks,
from Marvin's Magic!
I'm gonna be unboxing this, and we're gonna see
if there's anything worthwhile in it.
Or to see if we can get any sort of magic out of this.
So let's- let's just *stabbing box*
Let's unbox it *stabbing box*
Let's unbox this-... AAAH
Includes everything you need to be a master magician!
Well, we're just gonna- fuckin'- see about that,
aren't we? Right.
What do you we got in here?
We got a fuckin' pamphlet- fifty amazing- "50 Amazing Magic Tricks
seriously baffling magic to amaze and impress!"
Oh, by the end of this, you're gonna be so amazed and impressed-
Actually, I need that to see what the magic tricks are...
We also have a fuckin' card for "Marvin's Magic Club"
if you wanna sign up for that.
Man, we got the fuckin' Monopoly man on the front of it.
(reading) "To receive all the latest online tricks"!
To- I'mma put that in my wallet hole,
and then we are gonna- learn... magic.
We- we also have... canisters... of...
Grandmom's... uh... pain medication.
She needs this; if she doesn't get this medication, sh-sh she'll go crazy,
and her hip will start hurtin'.
Uhm...
We also have a loaded die, which I hope I will be able to... uhm...
scam all the casinos with.
We have "Amazing Mind-Reader Magic Cards!"
Okay, magic cards... what am I thinkin' right now?
*in the distance* Booooobies!
No, I'm not thinkin' about Magikarp,
I'm thinkin' about how stupid this is.
They're just regular cards.
And we have mini cards!
Some of which... are...
What?!
"Mini Cards! -In clase- In case you wanna play with your dog friends."
What is this?!
*quietly* Oh, you can't even see it- shit-
Marvin, I'm just sayin' right now, my mind is not fuckin' baffled yet.
You're gonna have to fuckin' up your game, bro,
before I'm amazed by magic.
Heh! It actually does cut somethin'. Haha.
Uh... we got a spring, a clothes peg,
rubber bands, a paperclip, and some chopsticks,
in case you want some tiny sushi.
What the fuck are these tricks?!
I need to read up on this.
Get outta here!
I can't do magic if I don't have- the right- attire on!
To be a proper magician,
like, uh, whenever you see magicians out in the open,
what do they have?
First things first, cape.
You gotta have your cape.
AND mothafuckin' kitty cat mask, because
I- I need a stage name...
Jack the Magnificent! ...is what they're gonna call me.
Alrighty, WHERE'S MY WAND?!
(yelling) You can't be a magician without a wan-
Where's my hat?! Where's my rabbit and my hat?!
You said- wait-
(reading top left text on book)
Bullshit!
Hey, let's see what the hell this thing is,
the- the "Unlinking Ring".
(reading) "This magic puzzle will baffle your friends"-
(dejectedly) I don't have any friends...
"It is based on the famous 'Linking Ring' illusion
performed by top magicians."
(yelling) HEY MA! I'M GONNA BE A TOP MAGICIAN!
This is gonna be awesome.
"For this trick, you'll need the ring and the spring"-
Fuckin'- hey- presto- got it, got it.
Uhm... "Drop the ring onto the spring"-
It's already on the spring....
Uh... "Hold the spring firmly between the finger and the thumb
of one hand, and with the other- hand- secretly
give the ring a twist until it clicks".
Whaaat? (laughing)
You put that in there (grunt)... come on...
force it in...there we go, there we go...
FUCK IT! It keeps bouncing out!
I know how to do it... so you put the spring like this.
You put it in the middle like that, and then you're like,
"Oh, hey, friends! Can you get the spring out?
Or th- "the ring out?" and it looks all easy to do, and then
you twist, and it's like, "Oh. Wait a second."
And sure, they could twist all the way to the end,
but what you really do is:
"Ooh, watch, watch. Hey presto, hey diddle-diddle!
The cat played the fiddle!"
OHH! (yelling) OH! THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Doing SHIT! (explosion)
Let's do "The Mysterious Traveli-"
"The Mysterious Traveling Ring".
"For this trick, you will need the metal ring, an elastic band"
Hey, presto!
Uh... "Hang the ring on the elastic band and stretch it out between your fingers".
(jumbled voices as it transitions)
"...and slowly let the band slip through your left fingers.
Don't let go; the ring will start to creep uphill."
What?
(old timey music) Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
We're about to do magic.
The ring is right in the middle.
Can you- can you see? Can you-
Mr. Camera, can you focus? I would really like it if you focused.
COME ON!
Anyway, you can kinda see the ring, so you tilt,
and then the ring doesn't move.
But then you slooowly release this one...
Ohhh, the ring is traveling uphill! A-
MOTHER FUCKER!
Got a better fuckin' trick. Have you ever seen rubber fly?
Woooahhh, magic! (kids cheering)
This requires memory, though.
I have to remember what the symbols mean.
Hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades.
Oookay. Okay.
Hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades.
Okay, Imma guess somethin'
Uhh.. We're gonna take out a random card
Umm
Okay, No, How am I gonna do this? (laughs) Ummm
Okay, I'm gonna hold this up to the camera
And I'm not gonna be able to see what it is
There's na- There's no LCD screen on this camera
It's only- I can only see it over here on my monitor so
Di-Did that focus?
Hopefully, I'm gonna have to try and guess
What this card is
Okay, Okay I'm go- I'm gonna try and guess
Uhhh... Based just on the back design
It's-
Okay.. Wait what was it- Ho- It's uh, It's a diamond
It should. It's not- It's not a diamond, It's a diamond
It is the.. Fuck, I can't see the thing... it is the king... of diamonds
Ye- *shouts* THAT'S A JACK OF DIAMONDS! FUCKIN DAMN IT ALL!
Magic fuckin sucks. I wanna go...
...back and learn how to draw.
We're gonna try a trick, with the dice...
and the canisters. Okay.
I'm gonna try and close the canisters
And then I'm gonna guess what number's on top, okay.
I learned how this trick works
Okay so we got the canister and dice
and everything is perfect, so...
We put the thing in here,
And we shake it all about!
We sha- fuck *laughs*
That is not a rock solid...*laughs* seal!
God damn.
We shake it all about, we shake it all about. Okay.
And we're gonna put this in the thing, so..
I'm going to guess that.. *sighs*
Okay we're gonna put this in here
Carefully does it. Carefully-You don't want to explode anything!
We put the little canister, in the big canister.
There we go. Okay.
Now what I'd normally tell ya to do is like,
"Oh hey! Audience! Come up
and just carefully remove the canister
outside the big canister!"
Carefully remove the small one outside the big one
And...okay.
What number are we gonna guess is in the-
In the canister
See, this is where you play for time, and you're like
Hmm, I wonder what it is
I'm going to use my magic cat powers.
Meow meow meow
I'm gonna guess that it's a five on top!
of this little canister. So you carefully
CAREFULLY! Open this one
And then you- you- you care- you carefully
Remove the- you c- *sigh*
Carefully remove this one
There we go. There's gonna be a five on top
Five on top!
What do you see inside there ladies and gentlemen?
Is that a five?
OH YES IT FUCKIN IS!
JACK THE AMAZING!
Teaching how to magic!
How did I do that trick you might ask?
Is magic bro!
Okay! Mask is off. I will teach you the secrets of the Jackaboy.
So you put the dice in, and then you shake it all about
and you're like, "Hmm, I wonder what's inside."
But what you didn't see was that I was looking at the lid.
You can't actually see it, through here.
The- the lid on this thing is slightly transparent,
So what should happen is that you hold the dice,
up close to it, and I can see that there's a five.
You hold it up close and you can see that there's a fi-five.
FUCK!
I don't know how that fuckin joke would work.
That trick.
My magic career is over.
It's done, it's finished.
It's..it's aaallllll gone.
It's all complete.
'Cause magic is just a lie.
It's just trying to fool your audience.
So instead, what I'm gonna do is,
color in this mask.
Gonna give you niiiiiiiice little whiskers.
There you go Mr. Fluffington.
What a pretty kitty.
Give you little..speed streaks.
D.Va online.
Uuum... What're we gonna draw on the head?
What would a cat have on it's head?
A diamond! Of course it would.
*whispers* A red diamond.
*whispers* There we go.
Actually,
A magician's outfit... would have alll the card suits on it.
Da fuck do clubs and spades look like?
Okay! Well, I hope you all learned something here today.
Magic is not real and it's actually the devil's work.
And should not be taught to kids in our schools.
Also, if you paint the outside of a mask like this,
made out of paper, with a marker,
you can actually smell it through the paper,
and it'll make you really high and dizzy.
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IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*corner screen* D-oh what the fuck
Oh it's a landing pad!
WOAH, WOAH HI!
Captain Nansigl!
Holy shit!
Jack the amazing awaaaaaaaayy!
My whole career is a joke.