Yo, what's up guys?!
Alright, we are doing some...
Mister Free in the jungle with new...
"Conqueror" Rune.
We'll go into detail once we get into game.
Like, what this is, and how it works, and how much damage it's gonna do and stuff like that.
But yeah. Alright, let's go!
*clears throat*
Alrighty, boys.
Some "Mister Free" in the jungle.
Hey, you guys wanna see a trick? You guys wanna see a trick that'll never get old, boys? Never get old?
By the snap of my fingers, bam!
A free trinket appears!
But anyway, more importantly,...
"Conqueror". Here's the new rune, guys.
"After four seconds of combat, your first attack against an enemy champion grants you 10AD..."
Which is scaling, by the way. It scales off when you level up.
"...for 3 seconds, and converts 20% of your damage to true damage."
20% of your damage to true damage!
Everyone becomes Vayne now. Everyone is a Vayne, dude.
That's gonna be insane like mid- to late-game.
I might have the E doing true damage and Conqueror doing true damage. That's gonna be really good, dude.
Alright boys, let's see if we can get an early gank off.
Dude, I'm Level 4.
He's Level 3.
Pawgers!
Okay, if I can just get red buff slow...
Fiora: "NOOOOOO!!!"
Wait, don't die without me!
NOOO-HO-HOOO!
Dude, I was gonna try and get her Triumph.
Awh, she probably does have Triumph too. Rip.
My bad. I-, Well, not really my bad. I tried. I tried.
Alright, guys. Not a bad start.
1.3K on our first recall.
I'm gonna go... we're gonna go Warrior again.
Remember last time, we... we looked at the E and Q buffs.
So, that's still a thing. We got the E and Q buffs still here with Conqueror, dude.
This might actually,...
what Master Yi needs. I have no idea. I haven't tried this before, so we'll have to see how it goes.
Ooh, wait, Fiora's about to die.
*gasp* I'm comin', Fiora!
Wait, he doesn't Flash, does he? I don't think he has Flash anymore.
Should I just Flash on him? I'm gonna Flash on him, dude. I'm crazy!
Okay...
Bye-bye.
Oh!
"Denied"
Not even close, baby. Get me out.
Wait, is Rengar coming? He might be coming with his ulti, dude. Get me outta here, oh my god!
Alright, dudes.
We got the Warrior completed.
Okay, I need to find a victim... to kill.
Okay, victim has been fou-
Wait, what is Rengar doing?
Wait, Rengar, are you ge-, are you farming your wolves right now?
Are you farming your wolves right now, dude?
Ayyyy, what's up, buddy?!
Wait...
Wait wait, no no no no, come back, come back, come back, that's not fair.
That's not fair!
We're fine!
Not even close, baby!
Not even close.
Get me out, actually. I think Zyra's coming, dude.
Aaand...
And, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...
Not even close, baby.
Alright, let's do, uhhh...
Let's keep going for Statikk Shiv. I li-, actually...
Well, we could do PD instead.
Nah, let's do Statikk Shiv. Let's do Statikk Shiv.
Wait a second...
Does Statikk Shiv damage go to true damage?
"...converts 20% of your damage to champions to true damage."
That means Statikk Shiv damage... will actaully become true damage... as well.
See, that's insane actually.
Let's see if we can get, uhh, Orianna.
Orianna? More like...
more like... uh...
Uh, eh, e-
dumb Orianna!
That didn't really make sense. Okay.
D-Dori, uh,...
Nevermind. Don't worry about it.
You know what? Speaking of bad jokes, you know what I've realised, guys?
All your Kappa jokes, Kappa Award jokes lately, have been...
terrible.
Yeah, I'm talking about you guys in the comments se-
Wait.
Is that free? Yo, that's free, that's free.
I might be inting here. Again, may be inting here.
But that's okay!
Auto-attack reset!
Oh.
Oh!
"Double Kill"
WAIT, WHAT?!
Can someo-
Can you, like, replay, zoom-in, turn it around, and tell me how on Earth I killed him?!
Oh.
Oh! Crit.
Co-, was that Conqueror?
Oh my god, was that Conqueror?
I've never been m-mi-, this mind-blown before.
I don't even know how I killed him but,...
Guys, the new rune's lookin' pretty good.
Yeah, I din't even red-, I didn't even red smite the, uhh,...
The, ummm...
the Rengar. I red smited the Darius.
So, I killed Rengar with my, like, Conqueror, and, like, double-au...
I don't e-,... I don't know dude.
I have no idea what I killed that guy with.
Yo, I'm comin' top.
This poor Darius.
I keep... I'm ganking Darius 'cause he's literally the easiest one to kill.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?!
You know what I'm saying, Darius?
No, you don't.
And, dodge the auto-attack.
And get the tower.
First tower?!
Boys, this might be a Pentakill Master Yi game.
I'm gonna do something a little insane this game, alright?
I'm gonna finish IE. You know, standard build. Standard.
But I'm also gonna go for... the Death's Dance.
Now, lemme tell you why.
The reason I'm gonna go Death's Dance, right, is...
1: It gives me Cooldown Reduction. That's gonna be nice, right?
Better resets.
2: They have a Rengar who's really fed.
If I have Death's Dance, and Ninja Tabis, he's gonna have a hard-time, like, 1-shotting me, you know what I mean?
And then 3: Hey, Lifesteal is always nice.
Also, it gives you a lot of attack damage for your E and Q scaling, so that's pretty good too.
That's #4. There was four. I didn't know there was four until now.
Hey, what's up dude?
Awh, this might be bad.
And by bad, I mean really good.
I'm trying t-, I'm trying to, like, move, but it's just not letting me for some reason.
Ooh! Nice. Nice nice nice. Alpha!
"Now, look at the damage! Look at the damage!"
OOH!
That burst was insane!
"Nope"
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Awhh, man. I was gonna try to W reset on her.
Alright, Death's Dance completed.
Dude, so my Conqueror has done 1900 damage.
1900!
At 20 minutes.
That's broken. Like, compare that to Electrocute or Dark Harvest, that's a lot better.
Conqueror's a lot better, it seems.
I'm going top.
Uh, holla...
Ho-holla if you need me.
Yi, I need you?
You don't need me.
You don't need me, dude.
You're just saying you need me. You don't need me though.
Oh God!
Okay.
Death's Dance.
Ohh, I messed up. Nah boys, I messed up big time.
And I just did 700 t-
So, you how it was 1891?
It's 2581 after one kill.
2581. Do the math. Someone do the math.
That's 700 extra true damage we did!
For one kill!
Got my ulti.
Actually, maybe I'll just go for Ori here.
I think Rengar's ulti is down.
Yeah yeah, I'll just go for Ori.
Hello.
Orianna: "*screams*"
Hello!
And, goodbye!
That's one down.
Oh? Another one?
Okay. Not bad.
Get me out!
Alright, boys. Let's get Phantom Dancer, red pot,...
Dude, we litera-, this is like max build. This is basically max build.
Well, it is max build.
Did Varus just take my red?!
Okay, Varus. You take my red, I take your life, buddy.
Yep. You're... you're done.
Y-You're done.
You're done, thank you for the red.
Ooh, how much true damage are we doing right now? I-I don't...
Huhh?!
How much...?
How was true damage was that?
Ooh, get me out!
Penta?!
"Pentakill"
We did so much true damage!
Conqueror is actually insanely broken.
If you guys are ever, uhh, are having trouble with assasins, guys, these three items are really good on Yi.
They stop you from dying to assassins. Really really good.
Alright, you know what I'm gonna do? My ulti is back up already, so I'm just gonna run into their entire team.
I got it I got. I got it, don't worry.
Hello.
Go for the ADC first. Go for the knife cat.
Okay.
Ohh, you stole my Triple!
I got her I got her I got her. Ready?
*laughs*
Dude, that coulda been another Penta!
Okay, uhh, we don't have minions team. We don't have minions.
Alright boys, I'm gonna do something insane.
I'm gonna sell my Warrior. Right?
Forrrrr...
Bloodthirster...
Aaand red pot.
Okay, here we go.
No regrets.
Actually, you know what?
Can we sell this for Dead Man's?
We could sell for Dead Man's.
I'm gonna do it. Okay, I'm insane.
Ah, this build is actually just...
I-it's not even...
Is this real life?
Is this real life? This build is not even real life, dude.
I'm coming boys! Let's get this guy first.
Varus: "Hey! Where'd you go?!"
Uh, two auto-attacks: Dead.
Awh, didn't get the kill there. It's fine.
Wait lemme get the 30 kills.
30 kills, boys!
Okay, true damage, come on!
460 true damage per auto!
"And another one"
What is this?
I...I have no words for what this rune is, dude.
Conqueror. 30 kills. Pentakill.
It did 8000 damage. I'm hitting for 460 true damage per auto, dude. It's insane.
Team, get em!
Get em!
Dude, I wanna dive.
I'm gonna dive.
Oh! Alpha!
"Double Kill"
Ooh!
N- *laughs* Worth. Worth dude.
32 kills. Yo, end the game. End the game.
Wait, team?
Wait, uh... uh, team?
Uh, te- end?
Uh, end?
Um, okay.
Wait, yo, I wanna see how fast I can do Elder real quick. Hold on.
Lemme see.
Let's see how fast we can do it.
Wait wait wait, before you PD, I wanna kill em all!
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill her real quick.
*laughs*
Wait, is she gonna get it?
She gonna get it?!
Ayy, alright, good game dude.
33 kills dude. Pentakill!
Yeah, so, uhh, I think it's safe to say that Conqueror rune is, uhh, broken.
Guys, look at this damage chart.
81k damage.
I-I-It's not even, like, the same game we're playing, dude. We're not even playing the same game with this rune.
Alright, gg.
"The focused mind... can pierce through stone."