Mary, this is gonna be perfect for you.
Oh, my god.
Perfect!
Cute!
No way.
The light's on, so I priced out this thing for 75 bucks.
[horn]
I knew it!
I knew that I knew it.
Oh, god.
Ivy Calvin is always right.
Always, always, always right.
I don't know what you're talking about, Ivy.
Auctioneer, helper-- what are you?
OK, well, who cares, Ivy?
[inaudible]
Well, look who got-- you got a unit, too, so--
And?
And you can have Cody.
And he'll help you with your locker.
All right.
Here we go.
OK, ready?
One, two, three.
Whoa!
Oops.
Maybe we should just leave it in that corner?
That doesn't smell very good.
Because it looks like it's all trash, anyway.
This must go with something else.
Glass is always good.
OK, so yeah, these LEGOs, I'm going to say 20 bucks.
Decor.
Loose fake flowers?
10 bucks.
Hey, while you're on the vase kick, here you go.
Another 10 bucks.
Garbage, garbage, garbage!
Nothing in there?
Nope.
Are they done yet?
Ugh.
That's a cool vase.
Made in Portugal.
Yeah, this is nice.
Sell this for 40 bucks.
Hey, didn't Ivy's locker have, like, an air hockey table?
Because we've got the accessories.
Oh.
Oh!
I know, I think we have a lot of pieces to your sister unit.
Cause they are sisters.
See how bad they want these little hockey puckers.
Exactly.
We will put them as hostage.
I hope Ivy pays my ransom.
Otherwise, I don't think I'm making any money today.
Oh, geez.
Just old electronics.
Nothing.
This is all trash.
Straight to the scrapyard.
The last hope.
[groan]
Gross!
You can't even donate this!
If Ivy's sister locker is anything like mine,
I think the whole family's trash.
Ugh.
There's money in there.
You're telling me you don't have none of that in your house?
Mary can't sell that on her website.
Grandma's Attic is different.
Exactly.
Thank you.
You need to find a new place to sell, then.
Time to show Cody how it's really does.
Just grab what you see.
Man-- now, LEGOs are expensive.
You've got a whole other box of them right there, too.
Let's see how many we've got.
Ivy, are those LEGOs?
You know who else has LEGOs?
This is at least $40 worth of LEGOs.
They're not even listening. god, men are so rude.
Lots of DVDs.
A whole bag.
I get 3 bucks a DVD.
There's gotta be at least 50 in here.
150 bucks.
Oh, another 150 bucks.
I have a DVD player!
We do not need your DVD players.
We have our own. - Sure don't.
OK, here you go.
[inaudible]
That looks like a professional.
Woo!
Oh, got it!
Yes!
Four chairs.
Well, four chairs without the table.
Probably get 25 bucks.
Is this right?
Now, what do I do?
Now you throw it at the ficus.
Yes!
You made it!
I'm a natural steer roper.
[mooing]
What have we got here?
This is a heavy one.
Oh, you know what? I know what that is.
A grinder.
It's a sharpener.
Don't take an expert to figure that out.
Probably hooks in there some kind of way.
We know what it is, but I have no clue what it's worth.
You got a clue?
No.
Somebody, somewhere, will know.
This will definitely make my locker a cut above Mary's.
So we got two end tables, and this coffee table.
Ivy, where are the glass pieces that go on top?
- Where's the top? - I'm still looking.
- Well-- - Good luck.
You know where they're at.
Being as you're country like me?
You don't have the glass, you put plywood on top.
No.
Oh, my god.
Selling it like that, 25 bucks.
Now, that's pretty cool.
I don't know if we have the glass for it.
I bet I know somebody that might have it.
Oh, I know who has the glass for it.
It's just around the corner.
Mary, do you know who has the glass for that?
Just around the corner.
This right here, I can get 50 bucks like it is.
Maybe 150, if I had the glass.
Hockey table.
I know I saw 'em with that.
Oh, yeah.
We got the legs, so that's at least 25 bucks.
And we have the pucks.
Well, this here, and this here, 60 bucks.
This right here, 30 bucks.
The lamps, 10 bucks.
Now, there's a rule--
you got a strong nose, we open it.
If you got a weak nose, we close.
What do you have?
A strong nose.
It's on.
Hey!
Only a little bit of mold.
200 bucks, right here.
This couch and the loveseat together,
real leather, all the pillows--
no rips, no tears--
250 bucks right there.
And I still got the skate sharpener.
Oh, Ivy?
Oh, you guys are still here?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 pieces of glass.
I have every piece of glass you
need for every base you have.
I'm listening.
For the low, low price of $185,
which is only what Mary paid for it,
she would be willing to turn over
all of these beautiful goods to you.
What do you think?
I don't think so.
No.
Dang it, Cody!
Why did you bring him?